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Ethan Stern, 37, was appointed to the position at the start of the year, after a lifetime of keeping up an ongoing bit because there are apparently no lengths he won’t go to for a punchline.
Autistic man “doing a silly bit” accidentally becomes professor of criminology
An autistic man has recently been promoted to professor of criminology at a prestigious university as a result of his ongoing commitment to what he describes as a “funny little autistic joke”,…
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February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Ethan Stern, 37, was appointed to the position at the start of the year, after a lifetime of keeping up an ongoing bit because there are apparently no lengths he won’t go to for a punchline.
A cursed monkey’s paw attempting to trap would-be wishers with cruel moral lessons has reportedly curled up and died after being thwarted by an autistic man’s many caveats.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
A cursed monkey’s paw attempting to trap would-be wishers with cruel moral lessons has reportedly curled up and died after being thwarted by an autistic man’s many caveats.
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If you enjoyed listening to my velvet-voiced paramour, and perhaps also enjoy watching a dazzling array of pocket monsters duke it out in turn-based combat, you can find him at @chazingdra.bsky.social and all over the Internet - including on his own podcast, Chazingdra Chats (wherever you get AWO!)
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 AM
If you enjoyed listening to my velvet-voiced paramour, and perhaps also enjoy watching a dazzling array of pocket monsters duke it out in turn-based combat, you can find him at @chazingdra.bsky.social and all over the Internet - including on his own podcast, Chazingdra Chats (wherever you get AWO!)
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This is LOVELY, I look like this: 🥹
I also really enjoyed @sararoseg.bsky.social's "My comfort sage!"
I also really enjoyed @sararoseg.bsky.social's "My comfort sage!"
Today on Autistic Women Oversharing, Sara talks to actor, presenter, content creator and Daily Tism WAG Charlie Merriman about dating across neurotypes, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and the love of a good Sarah Amero. Available now on your podcast platform of choice!
S2 E05: All About Amero ft. Charlie Merriman
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 12/02/2026 · 53m
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February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
This is LOVELY, I look like this: 🥹
I also really enjoyed @sararoseg.bsky.social's "My comfort sage!"
I also really enjoyed @sararoseg.bsky.social's "My comfort sage!"
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Honoured to be on The Daily Tism’s Autistic Women Oversharing podcast! I am neither autistic nor a woman, but my girlfriend is both & one of the hosts so we were interviewed about our mixed-neurotype relationship.
I hope you like Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
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I hope you like Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
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February 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Honoured to be on The Daily Tism’s Autistic Women Oversharing podcast! I am neither autistic nor a woman, but my girlfriend is both & one of the hosts so we were interviewed about our mixed-neurotype relationship.
I hope you like Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
open.spotify.com/episode/4ia0...
I hope you like Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
open.spotify.com/episode/4ia0...
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Sara suggested we invite our loved ones onto the podcast to debunk the myth that autistic people couldn't be active participants in healthy, loving relationships.
What ACTUALLY happened is Sara and Charlie GANGED UP ON ME and SHOWERED ME WITH AFFECTION and I SUFFERED
What ACTUALLY happened is Sara and Charlie GANGED UP ON ME and SHOWERED ME WITH AFFECTION and I SUFFERED
Today on Autistic Women Oversharing, Sara talks to actor, presenter, content creator and Daily Tism WAG Charlie Merriman about dating across neurotypes, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and the love of a good Sarah Amero. Available now on your podcast platform of choice!
S2 E05: All About Amero ft. Charlie Merriman
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 12/02/2026 · 53m
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February 12, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Sara suggested we invite our loved ones onto the podcast to debunk the myth that autistic people couldn't be active participants in healthy, loving relationships.
What ACTUALLY happened is Sara and Charlie GANGED UP ON ME and SHOWERED ME WITH AFFECTION and I SUFFERED
What ACTUALLY happened is Sara and Charlie GANGED UP ON ME and SHOWERED ME WITH AFFECTION and I SUFFERED
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Who wants to hear Sarah and her lovely boyfriend Charlie being relentlessly adorable for an hour?
Today on Autistic Women Oversharing, Sara talks to actor, presenter, content creator and Daily Tism WAG Charlie Merriman about dating across neurotypes, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and the love of a good Sarah Amero. Available now on your podcast platform of choice!
S2 E05: All About Amero ft. Charlie Merriman
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 12/02/2026 · 53m
podcasts.apple.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Who wants to hear Sarah and her lovely boyfriend Charlie being relentlessly adorable for an hour?
Today on Autistic Women Oversharing, Sara talks to actor, presenter, content creator and Daily Tism WAG Charlie Merriman about dating across neurotypes, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and the love of a good Sarah Amero. Available now on your podcast platform of choice!
S2 E05: All About Amero ft. Charlie Merriman
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 12/02/2026 · 53m
podcasts.apple.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Today on Autistic Women Oversharing, Sara talks to actor, presenter, content creator and Daily Tism WAG Charlie Merriman about dating across neurotypes, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and the love of a good Sarah Amero. Available now on your podcast platform of choice!
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Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didn’t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 – all of which she promptly ignored.
Autistic woman playing hard to get holds off texting crush for agonising four minutes
An autistic woman attempting to appear cool and unattainable has reportedly restrained herself from texting her crush for an agonising four minutes (if you round up from three minutes 51 seconds). …
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February 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didn’t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 – all of which she promptly ignored.
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Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted praise from autism experts, who have branded their worldview “adorable”.
Inspiring! Aspie Supremacists prove autistics can still eugenics with the best of them
A group of autistic people calling themselves Aspie Supremacists have been praised as “inspirational” for proving that eugenics can be for everyone, it has been reported. Aspie Supremacists, who…
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February 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted praise from autism experts, who have branded their worldview “adorable”.
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Thomas said: “It’s really balanced. I advise my friends on their current personal disasters, they advise me on mine, and everyone’s happy. Well, nobody’s happy, that’s sort of the point.”
Autistic woman’s support network consists of friends doing equally badly
An autistic woman’s social support mostly comes from people who are just as fucked as she is, eyewitnesses have said. Paige Thomas, 29, has reportedly formed a network of people she can lean on in…
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February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Thomas said: “It’s really balanced. I advise my friends on their current personal disasters, they advise me on mine, and everyone’s happy. Well, nobody’s happy, that’s sort of the point.”
Thomas said: “It’s really balanced. I advise my friends on their current personal disasters, they advise me on mine, and everyone’s happy. Well, nobody’s happy, that’s sort of the point.”
Autistic woman’s support network consists of friends doing equally badly
An autistic woman’s social support mostly comes from people who are just as fucked as she is, eyewitnesses have said. Paige Thomas, 29, has reportedly formed a network of people she can lean on in…
thedailytism.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Thomas said: “It’s really balanced. I advise my friends on their current personal disasters, they advise me on mine, and everyone’s happy. Well, nobody’s happy, that’s sort of the point.”
Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted praise from autism experts, who have branded their worldview “adorable”.
Inspiring! Aspie Supremacists prove autistics can still eugenics with the best of them
A group of autistic people calling themselves Aspie Supremacists have been praised as “inspirational” for proving that eugenics can be for everyone, it has been reported. Aspie Supremacists, who…
thedailytism.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted praise from autism experts, who have branded their worldview “adorable”.
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February 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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The key to a successful mixed-neurotype relationship? Minibus karaoke, prize heifers and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Really.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The key to a successful mixed-neurotype relationship? Minibus karaoke, prize heifers and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Really.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
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An autistic woman has chosen to fill the pockets of her new skirt with whimsical little oddities while continuing to lose all the items that she actually needs, sources have claimed.
It has pockets! Autistic woman’s clothes contain no keys or phone but plenty of tiny knitted rabbits
An autistic woman has chosen to fill the pockets of her new skirt with whimsical little oddities while continuing to lose all the items that she actually needs, sources have claimed. Megan Aldrich,…
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February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
An autistic woman has chosen to fill the pockets of her new skirt with whimsical little oddities while continuing to lose all the items that she actually needs, sources have claimed.
Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didn’t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 – all of which she promptly ignored.
Autistic woman playing hard to get holds off texting crush for agonising four minutes
An autistic woman attempting to appear cool and unattainable has reportedly restrained herself from texting her crush for an agonising four minutes (if you round up from three minutes 51 seconds). …
thedailytism.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didn’t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 – all of which she promptly ignored.
An autistic woman has chosen to fill the pockets of her new skirt with whimsical little oddities while continuing to lose all the items that she actually needs, sources have claimed.
It has pockets! Autistic woman’s clothes contain no keys or phone but plenty of tiny knitted rabbits
An autistic woman has chosen to fill the pockets of her new skirt with whimsical little oddities while continuing to lose all the items that she actually needs, sources have claimed. Megan Aldrich,…
thedailytism.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
An autistic woman has chosen to fill the pockets of her new skirt with whimsical little oddities while continuing to lose all the items that she actually needs, sources have claimed.
The key to a successful mixed-neurotype relationship? Minibus karaoke, prize heifers and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Really.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The key to a successful mixed-neurotype relationship? Minibus karaoke, prize heifers and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Really.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
On Thursday's episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking to Sarah's boyfriend, actor and presenter Charlie Merriman, about a love that's only 50% on the spectrum.
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An autistic woman has finally had enough of your shit - but let’s face it, is unlikely to do anything about it - sources have claimed.
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February 10, 2026 at 10:01 AM
An autistic woman has finally had enough of your shit - but let’s face it, is unlikely to do anything about it - sources have claimed.
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Here’s what our Patreon subscribers are enjoying today. Any resemblance to authors living and currently typing are purely coincidental.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Here’s what our Patreon subscribers are enjoying today. Any resemblance to authors living and currently typing are purely coincidental.
www.patreon.com/posts/149496...
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An autistic woman has finally had enough of your shit - but let’s face it, is unlikely to do anything about it - sources have claimed.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/130983...
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February 10, 2026 at 10:01 AM
An autistic woman has finally had enough of your shit - but let’s face it, is unlikely to do anything about it - sources have claimed.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/130983...
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New features include the I’m a Disgusting Little Gremlin character pack, the Concerning Physical Symptoms minigame and a new original song, My Entire Life is a Mistake.
Attention, gamers! Autism announces PMDD expansion pack
The makers of Autism have announced an add-on that allows players to bring premenstrual dysphoric disorder into their gaming experience, according to reports. Players with the Menstrual Cycle…
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February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
New features include the I’m a Disgusting Little Gremlin character pack, the Concerning Physical Symptoms minigame and a new original song, My Entire Life is a Mistake.
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Robert Noot, 22, who habitually memorises the number of objects in a room, stated that his dream is to get a perfect score in a police interview.
Autistic man counts ceiling tiles just in case he’s questioned about it later
An autistic man assumed to be simply avoiding eye contact reveals that he was actually counting the ceiling tiles in case it comes up in conversation. Robert Noot, 22, who habitually memorises the…
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February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Robert Noot, 22, who habitually memorises the number of objects in a room, stated that his dream is to get a perfect score in a police interview.
Robert Noot, 22, who habitually memorises the number of objects in a room, stated that his dream is to get a perfect score in a police interview.
Autistic man counts ceiling tiles just in case he’s questioned about it later
An autistic man assumed to be simply avoiding eye contact reveals that he was actually counting the ceiling tiles in case it comes up in conversation. Robert Noot, 22, who habitually memorises the…
thedailytism.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Robert Noot, 22, who habitually memorises the number of objects in a room, stated that his dream is to get a perfect score in a police interview.