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“Was it Bluesky?” Mulberry asked, before opening the app and seeing a middle-aged man with an underwear mirror selfie as his profile picture get really, really mad at a satirical article about bees.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Was it Bluesky?” Mulberry asked, before opening the app and seeing a middle-aged man with an underwear mirror selfie as his profile picture get really, really mad at a satirical article about bees.
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An autistic woman who committed a grievous overshare now faces a nerve-wracking wait while a jury of her peers deliberate over her fate, sources have revealed.
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November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
An autistic woman who committed a grievous overshare now faces a nerve-wracking wait while a jury of her peers deliberate over her fate, sources have revealed.
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“What are they doing dyeing their hair blue if they don’t plan on being my mummytherapist? That’s blatant false advertising. Be Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or be nothing.”
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November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“What are they doing dyeing their hair blue if they don’t plan on being my mummytherapist? That’s blatant false advertising. Be Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or be nothing.”
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November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Despite being advertised as “never worn” and “from a smoke-free home”, your new jacket still apparently needed de-smelling, leaving you to conclude that the seller must have been trying to kill you to ensure your silence.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Despite being advertised as “never worn” and “from a smoke-free home”, your new jacket still apparently needed de-smelling, leaving you to conclude that the seller must have been trying to kill you to ensure your silence.
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Aidan Michaels, 38, was asked by wife Paige Thomas, 37, to pick up a few bits - and in his defence, he did do that.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Aidan Michaels, 38, was asked by wife Paige Thomas, 37, to pick up a few bits - and in his defence, he did do that.
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Randhawa said: “Oh God I’m so embarrassed. I’ve overdone it, haven’t I. I’m so so sorry.”
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November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Randhawa said: “Oh God I’m so embarrassed. I’ve overdone it, haven’t I. I’m so so sorry.”
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“I eat when I’m hungry,” Aldrich explained while consuming her 10am lunch. “And I sleep when I’m tired. Speaking of which, it’s nearly time for my afternoon nap.”
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November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“I eat when I’m hungry,” Aldrich explained while consuming her 10am lunch. “And I sleep when I’m tired. Speaking of which, it’s nearly time for my afternoon nap.”
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Pippa Durham, 26, was thoroughly enjoying her daily ricotta ravioli when, without any warning, it turned on her mid-bite.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Pippa Durham, 26, was thoroughly enjoying her daily ricotta ravioli when, without any warning, it turned on her mid-bite.
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“The cats kept multiplying and escaping their carriers. One peed on the controls of the spaceship, causing us to crash land on a planet entirely inhabited by giant pirate mice, which made me miss my algebra test.”
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November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“The cats kept multiplying and escaping their carriers. One peed on the controls of the spaceship, causing us to crash land on a planet entirely inhabited by giant pirate mice, which made me miss my algebra test.”
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“Nobody has ever called my ‘vagina’ by its full name outside of a formal setting,” Emerson continued. “It makes me feel like it’s in trouble.”
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November 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
“Nobody has ever called my ‘vagina’ by its full name outside of a formal setting,” Emerson continued. “It makes me feel like it’s in trouble.”
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Despite being a fully grown woman, Olivia Buckingham, 28, is exactly like seven-year-old Finley Rice in every other way.
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November 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Despite being a fully grown woman, Olivia Buckingham, 28, is exactly like seven-year-old Finley Rice in every other way.
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“I’m not sure when it started happening and whatnot. I think it just crept up on me - and before I knew it, I was saying it all the time, and whatnot.”
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November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
“I’m not sure when it started happening and whatnot. I think it just crept up on me - and before I knew it, I was saying it all the time, and whatnot.”
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Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolutely no idea how to help - but we do have these five quotes that are supposed to help you but definitely won’t.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolutely no idea how to help - but we do have these five quotes that are supposed to help you but definitely won’t.
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November 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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A neurotypical woman who advised you to “switch off and enjoy the silence once in a while”, can’t hear the relentless gremlin-like shrieking coming from the walls, it has been rumoured.
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October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
A neurotypical woman who advised you to “switch off and enjoy the silence once in a while”, can’t hear the relentless gremlin-like shrieking coming from the walls, it has been rumoured.
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When something sinister is picking off your family one by one… Happy Halloween, Terrible Autistics! Don’t forget to listen to the full sketch show before the end of Halloween - or if you have ADHD, some time before next Halloween: linktr.ee/tdtnews
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
When something sinister is picking off your family one by one… Happy Halloween, Terrible Autistics! Don’t forget to listen to the full sketch show before the end of Halloween - or if you have ADHD, some time before next Halloween: linktr.ee/tdtnews
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October 31, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Sketch starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social & @joewellscomic.bsky.social - written by @sarahamero.bsky.social
Sketch starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social & @joewellscomic.bsky.social - written by @sarahamero.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Sketch starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social & @joewellscomic.bsky.social - written by @sarahamero.bsky.social
Sketch starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social & @joewellscomic.bsky.social - written by @sarahamero.bsky.social
Hapworth said: “I feel like such a fool. They’d often say things like ‘it’s getting a bit late’ but I figured they were referring to my lack of mortality.”
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October 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Hapworth said: “I feel like such a fool. They’d often say things like ‘it’s getting a bit late’ but I figured they were referring to my lack of mortality.”
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“I’m just sorry I can’t kill him more - I’ve been told it’s medically impossible.”
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October 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“I’m just sorry I can’t kill him more - I’ve been told it’s medically impossible.”
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October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Would you survive the mystery dip? And more importantly, have you listened to our spooooky Halloween sketchtacular yet? You really must! Try it - try it - TRY IT: linktr.ee/tdtnews
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Would you survive the mystery dip? And more importantly, have you listened to our spooooky Halloween sketchtacular yet? You really must! Try it - try it - TRY IT: linktr.ee/tdtnews
Are you a “warn everyone of imminent danger” autistic or an “infodumping at all costs autistic”?
Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
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Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
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October 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Are you a “warn everyone of imminent danger” autistic or an “infodumping at all costs autistic”?
Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
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Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social
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An autistic woman has become a real-estate billionaire after finally charging the moochers who have been living in her head rent-free for years, it has been announced.
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October 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
An autistic woman has become a real-estate billionaire after finally charging the moochers who have been living in her head rent-free for years, it has been announced.
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