Salty in the South
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This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
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You think that FIFA stuff was bad wait until the Olympic Committee builds a 4th platform above the other 3 for the Platinum Medal awarded to him for every single event
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You think that FIFA stuff was bad wait until the Olympic Committee builds a 4th platform above the other 3 for the Platinum Medal awarded to him for every single event
Nothing says Christian Christmas like the all white nativity scene
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nothing says Christian Christmas like the all white nativity scene
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we did a Sesame Street theater production in 5th grade so songs like I Love Trash and 5 People in My Family live in my head rent free.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
we did a Sesame Street theater production in 5th grade so songs like I Love Trash and 5 People in My Family live in my head rent free.
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Hey people with chickens would you like to start a cult
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey people with chickens would you like to start a cult
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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i’m known as Wilson at parties because i just sit there quietly and float away when you least expect it
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i’m known as Wilson at parties because i just sit there quietly and float away when you least expect it
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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For a group of people who like to complain about kids getting a participation trophy in soccer, this is chefs kiss
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
For a group of people who like to complain about kids getting a participation trophy in soccer, this is chefs kiss
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Lake Street Church’s Nativity scene for 2025 will feature Roman soldiers, Mary wearing a gas mask, Jesus, and Joseph tied up
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Lake Street Church’s Nativity scene for 2025 will feature Roman soldiers, Mary wearing a gas mask, Jesus, and Joseph tied up
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im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
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If you are mad about the USPS costing tax payers 9 billion a year just wait til you find out how much the military costs us.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If you are mad about the USPS costing tax payers 9 billion a year just wait til you find out how much the military costs us.
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“Grass 🌿 kicks ass”, sayeth Jesus
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Grass 🌿 kicks ass”, sayeth Jesus
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If Germany can outlaw hate speech, so can the USA. Hate speech should NOT be protected speech in the USA. It’s past time to kick white supremacists to the curb. Domestic terrorists have no place in the USA. Stop accepting hateful rhetoric #Voices4Victory #ProudBlie
www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontli...
www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontli...
Germany’s Laws on Antisemitic Hate Speech and Holocaust Denial
A look at Germany's changing laws on hate speech and Holocaust denial, in light of the FRONTLINE documentary "Germany's Neo-Nazis & the Far Right."
www.pbs.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If Germany can outlaw hate speech, so can the USA. Hate speech should NOT be protected speech in the USA. It’s past time to kick white supremacists to the curb. Domestic terrorists have no place in the USA. Stop accepting hateful rhetoric #Voices4Victory #ProudBlie
www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontli...
www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontli...
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December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Someone you once saw perform as an opening act is now being referred to as legendary.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Someone you once saw perform as an opening act is now being referred to as legendary.
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I'm so old, I remember having to carry my luggage because it didn't have wheels.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm so old, I remember having to carry my luggage because it didn't have wheels.
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
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which dog breed best resembles my personality
boss: i meant questions about the presentation
boss: i meant questions about the presentation
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
which dog breed best resembles my personality
boss: i meant questions about the presentation
boss: i meant questions about the presentation
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Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
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Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
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So the party of no more soft cuck wokeness just watched their sleepy dictator receive the biggest participation trophy of all time
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So the party of no more soft cuck wokeness just watched their sleepy dictator receive the biggest participation trophy of all time
Just googled the word consequences to make sure it’s still a thing
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just googled the word consequences to make sure it’s still a thing
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I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.