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I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
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her: you sure are eating a lot..
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
her: you sure are eating a lot..
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
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I possessed a demon once. He called an exorcist in under two minutes.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I possessed a demon once. He called an exorcist in under two minutes.
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Touch grass you said
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Touch grass you said
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
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everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
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sometimes i’m a huge cunt as a treat
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
sometimes i’m a huge cunt as a treat
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anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
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BREAKING: Elon Musk Begs His Mom to Fight Joyce Carol Oates
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
BREAKING: Elon Musk Begs His Mom to Fight Joyce Carol Oates
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ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to eat twenty-five to forty grams of fiber a day
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to eat twenty-five to forty grams of fiber a day
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i love the smell of ficklenuts in the morning!
I grabbed coffee with @porcelainsiren.bsky.social this morning and can confirm that she's just as wonderful in person 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i love the smell of ficklenuts in the morning!
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revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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14 hours of uninterrupted shitposting could fix me
oh nvm already tried that
oh nvm already tried that
May 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
14 hours of uninterrupted shitposting could fix me
oh nvm already tried that
oh nvm already tried that
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i would like to go big and go home
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there’s something about being called a degenerate that just makes you feel young again
June 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
there’s something about being called a degenerate that just makes you feel young again
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Ever heard of a John Bobbitt snowstorm?
4 inches on the ground
4 inches on the ground
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ever heard of a John Bobbitt snowstorm?
4 inches on the ground
4 inches on the ground
I grabbed coffee with @porcelainsiren.bsky.social this morning and can confirm that she's just as wonderful in person 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I grabbed coffee with @porcelainsiren.bsky.social this morning and can confirm that she's just as wonderful in person 🥰
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would you still love me if i took you to the gum wall?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
would you still love me if i took you to the gum wall?
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
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Yesterday I was at the dog park with a plastic baggie in my hand walking around saying, "Do a poopy. I want to see you do a poopy."
They told me not to come back without a dog.
They told me not to come back without a dog.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yesterday I was at the dog park with a plastic baggie in my hand walking around saying, "Do a poopy. I want to see you do a poopy."
They told me not to come back without a dog.
They told me not to come back without a dog.
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My gasts are completely flabbered.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My gasts are completely flabbered.
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Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if we made out like bandits
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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If you say you’re going to do something, do it.
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If you say you’re going to do something, do it.
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
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this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes