Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
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Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Me: Started my juice cleanse yesterday and I also went for a hike.
Friend: Bullshit, what did you really do?
Me: Drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.
Friend: Bullshit, what did you really do?
Me: Drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.
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Something about this while having a president who managed to bankrupt a casino is just...too much
This is fucking disgusting and I cannot believe this is allowed
This is fucking disgusting and I cannot believe this is allowed
JUST IN: Polymarket announces plans to launch real estate prediction markets, allowing users to predict future home prices.
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Something about this while having a president who managed to bankrupt a casino is just...too much
This is fucking disgusting and I cannot believe this is allowed
This is fucking disgusting and I cannot believe this is allowed
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"What's yer plan, then?!?"
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"What's yer plan, then?!?"
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I think we can all agree any man named Doug can't be a good person.
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I think we can all agree any man named Doug can't be a good person.
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#GnomonTV
"We Need to Talk About Kelvin" (2011)
Thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature time-travel researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son (Lord Kelvin) and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.
"We Need to Talk About Kelvin" (2011)
Thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature time-travel researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son (Lord Kelvin) and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
#GnomonTV
"We Need to Talk About Kelvin" (2011)
Thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature time-travel researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son (Lord Kelvin) and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.
"We Need to Talk About Kelvin" (2011)
Thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature time-travel researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son (Lord Kelvin) and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.
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sorry i blew up on you
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
sorry i blew up on you
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but yes, it’s probably your fault.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but yes, it’s probably your fault.
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Highpoint of the day
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Highpoint of the day
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
Sitting on a ZOOM call with one recipient of some unfortunate plastic surgery
She looked both puffy and too sharp, all at the same time
And surprised
Very surprised
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Anyway
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
I did the thing I was supposed to and now am being punished for doing the thing
I was supposed to
This is the dumbest timeline
I was supposed to
This is the dumbest timeline
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Anyway
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
Please congratulate me
B/c the professional cert is complete and in the bag
I just work with a bunch of douchecanoes
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I don’t know why I like this so much. 😂
January 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I don’t know why I like this so much. 😂
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#GnomonPress
"The World Rand Made"
Philip K. Dick
Philosophy of ethics textbook loosely based on the life of chain-smoking adulterer Ayn Rand.
"The World Rand Made"
Philip K. Dick
Philosophy of ethics textbook loosely based on the life of chain-smoking adulterer Ayn Rand.
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
#GnomonPress
"The World Rand Made"
Philip K. Dick
Philosophy of ethics textbook loosely based on the life of chain-smoking adulterer Ayn Rand.
"The World Rand Made"
Philip K. Dick
Philosophy of ethics textbook loosely based on the life of chain-smoking adulterer Ayn Rand.
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i have a farting range of eight octaves and i'm not afraid to use it
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i have a farting range of eight octaves and i'm not afraid to use it
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Believe in yourself. But not too much. There's plenty of shit you really suck at and the prospect of improvement in those areas is dim at best.
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Believe in yourself. But not too much. There's plenty of shit you really suck at and the prospect of improvement in those areas is dim at best.
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I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
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One of my favorite songs!
The house of the rising sun by the animals is so good, just had to stop and give it a shout out
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
One of my favorite songs!
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farting so hard
youre not cold anymore
youre not cold anymore
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
farting so hard
youre not cold anymore
youre not cold anymore
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scott adams is like “fuck it, all i have to do is say i’m a christian and do nothing else and i get in to heaven? i guess i’ll do it to cover my ass” and the evangelicals are acting like it’s some sort of amazing grace spiritual atonement miracle.
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
scott adams is like “fuck it, all i have to do is say i’m a christian and do nothing else and i get in to heaven? i guess i’ll do it to cover my ass” and the evangelicals are acting like it’s some sort of amazing grace spiritual atonement miracle.
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Anyone: your hair looks great!
Me, every single time: thanks, I just washed it!
Me, every single time: thanks, I just washed it!
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Anyone: your hair looks great!
Me, every single time: thanks, I just washed it!
Me, every single time: thanks, I just washed it!
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What did the pessimist say to the chef? Everything you make turns to mush.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
What did the pessimist say to the chef? Everything you make turns to mush.
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Dun dun dun...
what’s the worst that could happen
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Dun dun dun...
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Jesus christ. I can only take about 37 seconds of this app before I need to take a cool down.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Jesus christ. I can only take about 37 seconds of this app before I need to take a cool down.