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Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.

Better
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My everyday moment of joy.
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I want magic house spirits that do my chores whilst I sleep in exchange for small gifts
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Sometimes I get concerned when someone here goes missing. But then I remember “oh yeah, being off social media is actually a good thing”

Either way I miss them
February 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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I gave that up ages ago. 🤣
For Lent, I've decided to give up dealing with other people's bull💩
February 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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The people who would never self-sacrifice are counting on the rest of us to.
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Zoom hosts should have an option to turn the meeting into N64 GoldenEye multi-player
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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if by jumpstart my day you mean fall out of bed, then yeah, i do that
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Inflation ticks down to 2.3% in January amid lower gas prices: StatCan
Inflation ticks down to 2.3% in January amid lower gas prices: StatCan
Statistics Canada says lower prices at the pump and easing shelter inflation helped rein in the pressure facing consumers in January.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Who decided CEOs make millions and nurses and teachers don't even make six figures?
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Me when I take that first sip of Red Bull
John Hamm with his eyes closed in a crowd dancing
Alt: John Hamm with his eyes closed in a crowd dancing
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Haaaalpp!!!
💚🐢
Oh for goodness sake!! 😳

This boy does not learn!
We think he climbed onto his house & 'fell off' 🙄 but he manages to turn himself upside down at least once a day ... how #Tortoises have managed to survive for so long is beyond me 😂
February 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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“Failed to upload”

This is censorship
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Windows: Hey, we noticed that you haven't clicked any of the fiftyleven AI prompts we've put all over Microsoft Word. Why don't you use it on your document to take any humanity of yours out of your project? Let us stink up the joint.

Me:
a man wearing a shirt with the word super on it
Alt: a man is slowly closing his laptop & it cuts to the outside of a building where a laptop flies out the window.
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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The lady and I are going to IKEA this afternoon. In 1989 I was on the H.S. soccer team. We were traveling to an away game on a route that would take us by IKEA. We had a Swede on the team. The IKEA came into view. SWEEEEEEEEDEN! SWEEEEEEEDEN! he shouted, standing on the bus seat.
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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for whatever reason if you’re planning to attend carnival it’s super important to stuff yourself today
February 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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beads for flashing hog
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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P.E.I. parents build backyard rink — complete with a Zamboni

Hell, nah on the Zamboni!

Scraping your own rink with shovels builds character, and gives the kids a sense of accomplishment, even though they hate doing it.
P.E.I. parents build backyard rink — complete with a Zamboni
On a holiday Monday in Stratford, P.E.I., some kids spent the day on skates, gliding on the neighbourhood rink built by parents, complete with a Zamboni.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Jojo questioning every decision she’s ever made… or just doing morning yoga idk
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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The Beartles
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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that puckered up kissy face selfie isn’t going to get you out of this one
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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an interesting song to get stuck on a loop in your head while you are practicing a breathing meditation is Smashing Pumpkin’s ‘Quiet’
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Thanks to Ozempic, Fat Tuesday lost 16% of its body weight since last year.
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Always a reply guy, never The reply guy
February 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Everybody says this. Then your Wizard Baby storms a dungeon two levels too high for him and you have to bail him out a three in the goddamn morning.
February 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Maybe 6. Or 5. Could be 8.
This may just be the bourbon talking, but I have a crush on, like, 7 of you.
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM