Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
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For Lent, I’ve decided to give up.
That’s all. I’m just giving up. 🤣
That’s all. I’m just giving up. 🤣
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 PM
For Lent, I’ve decided to give up.
That’s all. I’m just giving up. 🤣
That’s all. I’m just giving up. 🤣
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I just feel like ranking
1) Norway
2) Netherlands
3) Finland
1) Norway
2) Netherlands
3) Finland
February 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I just feel like ranking
1) Norway
2) Netherlands
3) Finland
1) Norway
2) Netherlands
3) Finland
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handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
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As often as you need, find comfort in me.
February 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
As often as you need, find comfort in me.
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Great. All the shops are stacked with Mother's Day stuff.
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Great. All the shops are stacked with Mother's Day stuff.
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I hate feeling guilty for making the money I make for the work I do.
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I hate feeling guilty for making the money I make for the work I do.
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happy lunar new year, sweet babies 🍊
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
happy lunar new year, sweet babies 🍊
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my bedside table, where my vibrator used to be, is now an almost empty bag of oyster crackers, and i’m not even lying.
February 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
my bedside table, where my vibrator used to be, is now an almost empty bag of oyster crackers, and i’m not even lying.
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Surprised no one has named a child Xad yet.
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Surprised no one has named a child Xad yet.
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them truffles tho
Women will give up anything for Lindt.
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
them truffles tho
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if i was a sommelier, i’d call my business Somme Like it Hot or Somme Enchanted Evening or Somme Times You Win & Somme Times You Lose (gotta rethink that one) or Somme Day My Prints Will Come (your wine pairings menus) or
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
if i was a sommelier, i’d call my business Somme Like it Hot or Somme Enchanted Evening or Somme Times You Win & Somme Times You Lose (gotta rethink that one) or Somme Day My Prints Will Come (your wine pairings menus) or
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🎵 The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup [threatening]
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
🎵 The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup [threatening]
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Whenever I hear him talking about ‘making a deal’ it always makes me think of that other noted professional, with an equal level of acumen and insight; Fred Flintstone
Whats your angle, I'll buy that!
YouTube video by CookieStripes
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Whenever I hear him talking about ‘making a deal’ it always makes me think of that other noted professional, with an equal level of acumen and insight; Fred Flintstone
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In a bsky browser window you can press ESC to discard your reply, just throwing that out there
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
In a bsky browser window you can press ESC to discard your reply, just throwing that out there
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#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic 🎼
#MusicChallenge 🎶
Song about cheating
Passive aggressiveness at its most sublime
youtu.be/Y3ywicffOj4?...
#MusicChallenge 🎶
Song about cheating
Passive aggressiveness at its most sublime
youtu.be/Y3ywicffOj4?...
Fleetwood Mac - Dreams (Official Music Video) [4K]
YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic 🎼
#MusicChallenge 🎶
Song about cheating
Passive aggressiveness at its most sublime
youtu.be/Y3ywicffOj4?...
#MusicChallenge 🎶
Song about cheating
Passive aggressiveness at its most sublime
youtu.be/Y3ywicffOj4?...
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Meat is really turning me off lately.. what do you mean this is made with 3 animals of unknown origin
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Meat is really turning me off lately.. what do you mean this is made with 3 animals of unknown origin
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I have killed three people by mistakenly thinking it was the Hamlisch Maneuver. Turns out that air piano does not dislodge things stuck in a person's windpipe.
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I have killed three people by mistakenly thinking it was the Hamlisch Maneuver. Turns out that air piano does not dislodge things stuck in a person's windpipe.
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That one friend who can make you laugh yourself stupid, no matter how lost or sad you may be feeling.
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
That one friend who can make you laugh yourself stupid, no matter how lost or sad you may be feeling.
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i’m around too many men who swing an imaginary golf club and it’s messing with me
February 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i’m around too many men who swing an imaginary golf club and it’s messing with me
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Oh so now we’re just ignoring the big *positive* effects? Like the fact that I’m awake for work rn?
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world. n.pr/4rSgD0R
The record-breaking cocaine boom — and its deadly fallout
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world.
n.pr
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Oh so now we’re just ignoring the big *positive* effects? Like the fact that I’m awake for work rn?
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Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world. n.pr/4rSgD0R
The record-breaking cocaine boom — and its deadly fallout
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world.
n.pr
February 17, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world. n.pr/4rSgD0R
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My lady parts do a little ! whenever I see you. It's kinda fun.
February 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
My lady parts do a little ! whenever I see you. It's kinda fun.
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You collapse into tears on the floor, I collapse into a primordial jelly and crawl into the ocean. We are not the same.
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
You collapse into tears on the floor, I collapse into a primordial jelly and crawl into the ocean. We are not the same.
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tuesday tune
youtu.be/6DLEHvySpXA?...
youtu.be/6DLEHvySpXA?...
How We Move
YouTube video by The Revivalists - Topic
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
tuesday tune
youtu.be/6DLEHvySpXA?...
youtu.be/6DLEHvySpXA?...
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Does Dunks know you had a tryst with that cheap coffee from Cumbys?
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Does Dunks know you had a tryst with that cheap coffee from Cumbys?