Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am.
Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
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Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
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It's almost 8 AM. There's still time to call out with anal glaucoma.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It's almost 8 AM. There's still time to call out with anal glaucoma.
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Maybe its okay to blame yourself and your poor judgment.
Maybe this ego bullshit of "everyone makes mistakes" shouldn't count for muthafuckers making the same mistakes and falling for the same bullshit over and over again.
Maybe this is the crux of the American problem.
Maybe this ego bullshit of "everyone makes mistakes" shouldn't count for muthafuckers making the same mistakes and falling for the same bullshit over and over again.
Maybe this is the crux of the American problem.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Maybe its okay to blame yourself and your poor judgment.
Maybe this ego bullshit of "everyone makes mistakes" shouldn't count for muthafuckers making the same mistakes and falling for the same bullshit over and over again.
Maybe this is the crux of the American problem.
Maybe this ego bullshit of "everyone makes mistakes" shouldn't count for muthafuckers making the same mistakes and falling for the same bullshit over and over again.
Maybe this is the crux of the American problem.
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Bluesky accounts should have a way to toggle a second layer of posts that followers have to opt into so I can rant without it being all over the timeline
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bluesky accounts should have a way to toggle a second layer of posts that followers have to opt into so I can rant without it being all over the timeline
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Saw a news headline for a story about a veteran talking about the dog that stayed by his side in war and in life. I feel I've cried enough this decade so I'll be skipping that story.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Saw a news headline for a story about a veteran talking about the dog that stayed by his side in war and in life. I feel I've cried enough this decade so I'll be skipping that story.
Heated seats fixed me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Heated seats fixed me.
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Hozier - Sweet Thing (Van Morrison Cover) | NAKED NOISE SESSION
YouTube video by Naked Noise
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November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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Joyce Carol Oates sounds like a cereal made by The New York Times. It’s just dry flakes of literary dread that whisper “death” when you pour the milk.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Joyce Carol Oates sounds like a cereal made by The New York Times. It’s just dry flakes of literary dread that whisper “death” when you pour the milk.
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Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?
The Beatles
“When I’m Sixty Four”
The Beatles
“When I’m Sixty Four”
The Beatles - When I'm Sixty Four (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheFreddyShow
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?
The Beatles
“When I’m Sixty Four”
The Beatles
“When I’m Sixty Four”
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I have spam emails "YOU'VE WON A THANKSGIVING TURKEY".
From the bottom of my soul, I hope people who prey on the needy always have the day they deserve. Even that isn't bad enough but I'll take it.
From the bottom of my soul, I hope people who prey on the needy always have the day they deserve. Even that isn't bad enough but I'll take it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I have spam emails "YOU'VE WON A THANKSGIVING TURKEY".
From the bottom of my soul, I hope people who prey on the needy always have the day they deserve. Even that isn't bad enough but I'll take it.
From the bottom of my soul, I hope people who prey on the needy always have the day they deserve. Even that isn't bad enough but I'll take it.
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Humans evolved sneezing so we would know when to take a Zyrtec
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Humans evolved sneezing so we would know when to take a Zyrtec
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Oregon beachgoer comes to the rescue of beached shark while taking a sunset stroll
Watch: Oregon beachgoer comes to the rescue of beached shark - UPI.com
An Oregon woman taking a sunset stroll on the beach with her dogs ended up grabbing a stranded shark by the tail and returning it to its ocean home.
www.upi.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Oregon beachgoer comes to the rescue of beached shark while taking a sunset stroll
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Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.
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And realists like me just keep mumbling "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
And realists like me just keep mumbling "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
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Good morning, Bluesky.
Have a great day today.
Stay warm. Stay strong. Stay amazing.
Love ya,
Coach
Have a great day today.
Stay warm. Stay strong. Stay amazing.
Love ya,
Coach
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good morning, Bluesky.
Have a great day today.
Stay warm. Stay strong. Stay amazing.
Love ya,
Coach
Have a great day today.
Stay warm. Stay strong. Stay amazing.
Love ya,
Coach
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I know I plan on thanking MY veteran tonight....
😈
😈
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I know I plan on thanking MY veteran tonight....
😈
😈
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A little chilly in Florida this morning 🥶🥶
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A little chilly in Florida this morning 🥶🥶
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Undercarriages & baggage claims
full of the same scarlet desires —
to feel the sense of being dragged.
Golden hours & the bitter puddles
of fine rye spilled from the tea
cups of fraternal twins,
trussed together & softly stitched
like some Build-a-Bear tossed
to the gulls guarding graves
full of the same scarlet desires —
to feel the sense of being dragged.
Golden hours & the bitter puddles
of fine rye spilled from the tea
cups of fraternal twins,
trussed together & softly stitched
like some Build-a-Bear tossed
to the gulls guarding graves
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Undercarriages & baggage claims
full of the same scarlet desires —
to feel the sense of being dragged.
Golden hours & the bitter puddles
of fine rye spilled from the tea
cups of fraternal twins,
trussed together & softly stitched
like some Build-a-Bear tossed
to the gulls guarding graves
full of the same scarlet desires —
to feel the sense of being dragged.
Golden hours & the bitter puddles
of fine rye spilled from the tea
cups of fraternal twins,
trussed together & softly stitched
like some Build-a-Bear tossed
to the gulls guarding graves
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#GnomonRadio
"Pinball Saved My Life Tonight"
Elton John
youtube.com/watch?v=H_r_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuC...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Pinball...
"Pinball Saved My Life Tonight"
Elton John
youtube.com/watch?v=H_r_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuC...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Pinball...
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
#GnomonRadio
"Pinball Saved My Life Tonight"
Elton John
youtube.com/watch?v=H_r_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuC...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Pinball...
"Pinball Saved My Life Tonight"
Elton John
youtube.com/watch?v=H_r_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuC...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Pinball...
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In a world where you can be anything, be the person who pretends not to see me in the grocery store
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
In a world where you can be anything, be the person who pretends not to see me in the grocery store
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