Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼
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#BREAKING Lionel Richie has given me one of his Grammys. Mr. Richie told reporters he had made the presentation “as a recognition for Patrick’s unique commitment to dancing on the ceiling.” I in turn called it a “a wonderful gesture”
Mthrfkrs correcting jokes is my fave genre
a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a clipboard and saying `` oh really ? '' .
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February 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Mthrfkrs correcting jokes is my fave genre
Lionel Messi (born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for and captains both Major League Soccer club Inter Miami and the Argentina national team.
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Lionel Messi (born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for and captains both Major League Soccer club Inter Miami and the Argentina national team.
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Is there a draft in here?
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February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Is there a draft in here?
Deborah Harry (born July 1, 1945) is an American singer, songwriter and actress, best known as the lead vocalist of the band Blondie. Four of her songs with the band reached No. 1 on the US Billboard Hot 100 between 1979 and 1981.
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Deborah Harry (born July 1, 1945) is an American singer, songwriter and actress, best known as the lead vocalist of the band Blondie. Four of her songs with the band reached No. 1 on the US Billboard Hot 100 between 1979 and 1981.
It didn’t really ‘receive mixed reviews’ it’s just that some contrarians really need attention
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February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It didn’t really ‘receive mixed reviews’ it’s just that some contrarians really need attention
Not sure I understood that ad but long story short I pee’d on my TV
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Not sure I understood that ad but long story short I pee’d on my TV
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Actually, we're all bad bunnies and only marginally better as humans
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Actually, we're all bad bunnies and only marginally better as humans
Tommy DeVito (born August 7, 1998) is an American professional football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL) 🏈
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Tommy DeVito (born August 7, 1998) is an American professional football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL) 🏈
Sam Darnold (born June 5, 1997)[1] is an American professional football quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the USC Trojans, becoming the first freshman to win the Archie Griffin Award 🏈
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Sam Darnold (born June 5, 1997)[1] is an American professional football quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the USC Trojans, becoming the first freshman to win the Archie Griffin Award 🏈
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This week a whole bunch of Gen X and Gen Z magas belatedly discovered that Rage Against The Machine, Tommy Lee and Green Day are anti-establishment and pretty hardcore anti-fascist, which would have been perfectly obvious the whole time had they taken two seconds to think about it lol.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This week a whole bunch of Gen X and Gen Z magas belatedly discovered that Rage Against The Machine, Tommy Lee and Green Day are anti-establishment and pretty hardcore anti-fascist, which would have been perfectly obvious the whole time had they taken two seconds to think about it lol.
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You've got to be pretty fucking stupid to think a group calling themselves "RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" would be pro-ICE redrumming ICU nurses and moms in the Minneapolis suburbs. Then again, the vast majority of magas are blithering fucking idiots.
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
You've got to be pretty fucking stupid to think a group calling themselves "RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" would be pro-ICE redrumming ICU nurses and moms in the Minneapolis suburbs. Then again, the vast majority of magas are blithering fucking idiots.
Devon Marquis Witherspoon (born December 11, 2000) is an American professional football cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL) 🏈
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Devon Marquis Witherspoon (born December 11, 2000) is an American professional football cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL) 🏈
Tom Brady is an American former professional football quarterback who played in the National Football League for 23 seasons. He spent his first 20 seasons with the New England Patriots and was a central contributor to the franchise's dynasty from 2001 to 2019.
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Tom Brady is an American former professional football quarterback who played in the National Football League for 23 seasons. He spent his first 20 seasons with the New England Patriots and was a central contributor to the franchise's dynasty from 2001 to 2019.
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I think even Kid Rock understands that the effort to present him as somehow more of a moral exemplar than Bad Bunny is beyond absurd, entirely counterfactual, and insulting to everyone’s intelligence
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I think even Kid Rock understands that the effort to present him as somehow more of a moral exemplar than Bad Bunny is beyond absurd, entirely counterfactual, and insulting to everyone’s intelligence
U.S. podcaster Theo Vonn had surgery on a broken leg in an Italian hospital after an audacious bid to win Olympic downhill gold with a ruptured knee ligament ended in a horrific crash after 13 seconds on Sunday. He has condition has been listed as ‘stupid’
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
U.S. podcaster Theo Vonn had surgery on a broken leg in an Italian hospital after an audacious bid to win Olympic downhill gold with a ruptured knee ligament ended in a horrific crash after 13 seconds on Sunday. He has condition has been listed as ‘stupid’
Chaka Khan, is an American singer, songwriter, producer, and actress who has influenced generations of artists. Known as the “Queen of Funk”, Khan's career began in the 1970s as the lead singer of Rufus.
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Chaka Khan, is an American singer, songwriter, producer, and actress who has influenced generations of artists. Known as the “Queen of Funk”, Khan's career began in the 1970s as the lead singer of Rufus.
Todd Bridges (born May 27, 1965) is an American actor. He portrayed Willis Jackson on the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes and had a recurring role as Monk on the sitcom Everybody Hates Chris.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Todd Bridges (born May 27, 1965) is an American actor. He portrayed Willis Jackson on the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes and had a recurring role as Monk on the sitcom Everybody Hates Chris.
Some mthrfkrs just don’t get it
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February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Some mthrfkrs just don’t get it
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Gary Oldman (born 21 March 1958) is an English actor and filmmaker. Known for his versatility and intense acting style, he has received various accolades, including an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award, three British Academy Film Awards and nominations for three Primetime Emmy Awards.
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Gary Oldman (born 21 March 1958) is an English actor and filmmaker. Known for his versatility and intense acting style, he has received various accolades, including an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award, three British Academy Film Awards and nominations for three Primetime Emmy Awards.
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who up containing their multitudes
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
who up containing their multitudes
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‘Well, at least you didn’t cry that time’
- my coach, at the olympics
- my coach, at the olympics
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
‘Well, at least you didn’t cry that time’
- my coach, at the olympics
- my coach, at the olympics
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
« Avez-vous le brief du projet ? »
(Do you have the project brief?)
« Avez-vous le brief du projet ? »
(Do you have the project brief?)
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"And how does that make your feel?"
"And how does that make your feel?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"How many sig-figs should we round our answer to?"
"How many sig-figs should we round our answer to?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
« Avez-vous le brief du projet ? »
(Do you have the project brief?)
« Avez-vous le brief du projet ? »
(Do you have the project brief?)