Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎
@patrickworld.bsky.social
Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. DMs only. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦🎸😼
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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Me as a therapist: *quits*
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me as a therapist: *quits*
Don’t give up on your dreams. Stay in bed 😴
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Don’t give up on your dreams. Stay in bed 😴
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He would have left sooner but his Cybertruck was recalled
The Guy Responsible for the Cybertruck Is Suddenly Leaving Tesla
The head of Tesla's Cybertruck program, Siddhant Awasthi, has announced that he's leaving the company after more than eight years.
futurism.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He would have left sooner but his Cybertruck was recalled
Can’t right now, I’m busy updating an app in my phone that I haven’t opened in two years
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can’t right now, I’m busy updating an app in my phone that I haven’t opened in two years
Wild that Gordon Lightfoot died on the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wild that Gordon Lightfoot died on the Edmund Fitzgerald
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you're at work, not doing work, farting around on bluesky, I see you and am proud of you
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
you're at work, not doing work, farting around on bluesky, I see you and am proud of you
Fast forwarding your story but I still love you
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Fast forwarding your story but I still love you
Super glad we got his take
50 Cent Expresses Frustration Over Airport Delay Issues A...
50 Cent expresses frustration over airport delay issues a...
www.complex.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Super glad we got his take
My toxic trait is looking up old Basia videos and just getting lost in them 😌
Basia - Astrud, The Tonight Show, 1988
YouTube video by Basiafan
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November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My toxic trait is looking up old Basia videos and just getting lost in them 😌
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They’re not booing they’re saying ‘truuuuee!’
Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They’re not booing they’re saying ‘truuuuee!’
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Ok cool, getting up 👀
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ok cool, getting up 👀
Sometimes people say ‘don’t shit where you eat’ but they just mean ‘don’t fuck at work’
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sometimes people say ‘don’t shit where you eat’ but they just mean ‘don’t fuck at work’
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if you are on a skateboard and are threatened, the key is picking up the skateboard with both hands. whacking ability is off the charts
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
if you are on a skateboard and are threatened, the key is picking up the skateboard with both hands. whacking ability is off the charts
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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‘We’ll be right back with more Who Gives a Shit after this’
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
‘We’ll be right back with more Who Gives a Shit after this’
Ok cool, getting up 👀
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ok cool, getting up 👀
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How has no one sorted out the digital-products-as-physical-presents problem yet? We used to give each other books, albums, games every xmas, but how do you gift an audiobook? So they can easily add it to their account & have something to open? It's such a gap in the market
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
How has no one sorted out the digital-products-as-physical-presents problem yet? We used to give each other books, albums, games every xmas, but how do you gift an audiobook? So they can easily add it to their account & have something to open? It's such a gap in the market