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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎
@patrickworld.bsky.social
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Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. DMs only. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦🎸😼
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My son and I have been doing this bit for years where before I hand him any food or drink I prepare for him, I take a bite or sip and he goes ‘waiter?!’ in a startled voice. We laugh every time
Sesame streets Grover and Mr Johnson
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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wut?
Me in a black shirt and headphones sits beside a tabby cat on a couch. I’m gazing slightly upward with a relaxed expression, while the cat sits upright, alert and facing the camera. The soft lighting and plain wall background create a cozy, intimate atmosphere, highlighting the quiet companionship between them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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A photo of a hamster standing upright on a bus or train, wearing a tiny backpack and gazing out the window. Its reflection is visible in the glass, adding realism. Above the hamster, a humorous caption reads: “Another day of heading to work because I was too shy to dance on TikTok in 2018,” with “TikTok in 2018” styled in blue and green to mimic the app’s branding.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Ok cool, getting up 👀
My cat Bette standing on my chest as I lie on my back in bed, looking up at her
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Please clap
A white plate holds a home-cooked meal arranged in separate sections. There’s a scoop of mashed potatoes, a piece of cooked meat (lamb), sautéed baby carrots and mushrooms, and a bone-in meat cut resembling a shank. The plate rests on a decorative placemat, with part of a knife visible to the right.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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‘We’ll be right back with more Who Gives a Shit after this’
Kim Kardashian fails the California bar exam
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Be happy you’re Canadian
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo
Bette the tabby cat reaching up to grab a stick
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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my general weekend vibe
Sammy Davis Jr. advertising Japanese whiskey
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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It’s chilly out but she still likes to have breakfast Al Franken
Bette the tabby cat eats from a white square plate on a wooden deck. The cat is hunched over, focused on its food. Behind it, a covered grill and a black planter with green foliage suggest an outdoor patio setting. Scattered leaves on the deck hint at autumn.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Racists really excited about this one!
Sydney Sweeney looking smug in an interview
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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My takeaway? Cardi B’s boyfriend is pregnant
Split-screen image styled like a celebrity news headline. On the left, NFL player Stefon Diggs wears a dark coat and braided hairstyle against a neutral backdrop. On the right, a woman in a brown satin dress and pearl necklace poses with long dark hair. Bold text across the image reads: “Pregnant Cardi B’s Boyfriend Stefon Diggs Is the Father of Model’s 7-Month-Old Daughter, Paternity Results Reveal.” The layout mimics a People magazine cover, suggesting a high-profile paternity revelation involving Diggs, Cardi B, and an unnamed model.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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*record scratch*

*voice over*

‘Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…’
Trump standing in the Oval Office while others tend to a man who fainted
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I haven’t seen a lot of pics from the gig I played last week, but here I am playing behind Matt 👀
Me on stage tucked just behind the frontman playing guitar immersed in the moment as purple and blue stage lights wash over the stone backdrop of a rustic music venue
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Waking up in two images 😴
A digital screen glows in a dark setting, displaying the time “5:46” in large red numbers. A small heart icon appears in the top left corner, while faint, indistinct shapes and colors surround the screen. The scene evokes a quiet, low-light moment, early morning. Bette the tabby cat lies on a carpeted floor, her body partially visible in the frame. Near her front paws rests a small pink toy mouse, made of fabric with a slightly fuzzy texture. The cat appears relaxed and curious, rolling around in a quiet domestic moment.
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Donald Trump holds up a shiny gold-colored promotional card featuring his own portrait, labeled “THE OFFICIAL TRUMP GOLD CARD.” The card includes a stylized American flag design and a bold “$5M” value. Above him, text reads: “Trump reveals the first of his $5M gold cards,” suggesting a high-profile launch or marketing campaign.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Three-panel meme featuring Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld in Jerry’s apartment. Panel 1: Kramer, animated and gesturing, says, “You know, I’ve posted trans positive.” Panel 2: Jerry looks confused and concerned, replying, “Wh-why would you do that?” Panel 3: Kramer, holding an apple and speaking confidently, says, “You know, I love my trans homies, and we needed to sweep out some trash from the group.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Look I know times are tough and it’s really not cool to flex, but I bought contact lens solution yesterday and I got a new lens case included. For free. Haters will say it’s fake 🤷🏾‍♂️
A hand holds a contact lens case with two compartments: one white and one teal. The white side is labeled “Alcon,” and the teal side is embossed with an “R” to indicate the right eye. The background shows a wooden floor and part of a white cabinet, suggesting an indoor setting.
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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An angry Andrew Windsor
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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💀
Eminem in a gray suit and striped tie grips two jumper cables like defibrillator paddles, channeling comic urgency. Behind him, a glowing red-and-gray wall pulses with circular lights, and a stylized sign reads “ARTS ATTACKER.” His expression is intense, theatrical—mid-performance. Subtitles below read: “♪♪ I KNOW YOU GOT A JOB MS. CHENEY ♪♪”, anchoring the scene in satirical Eminem stands in front of a tilted, oversized yellow “E,” wearing a gray jacket with red-and-white trim over a white tee. His hands gesture near his chest, mouth open mid-lyric, eyes wide with exaggerated emotion. The background fades in grayscale, spotlighting his expressive delivery. Subtitles read: “♪♪ BUT YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART PROBLEM IS COMPLICATED ♪♪”, adding a layer of absurdist commentary.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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It’s getting cold so our squirrels are as fat as raccoons now
A plump grey squirrel perches on a wooden deck railing, nibbling on scattered food bits with its tiny paws. Its bushy tail curls behind it, and its round body leans slightly forward in focus. To the right, a decorative garden ornament adds whimsy, while a picnic table and fire pit sit in the leaf-strewn backyard, hinting at a crisp autumn morning.
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Brought this guy too 👀
A red electric guitar with a black patterned strap rests on a dark blue cushioned bench in a dimly lit room, possibly a bar or music venue. A green jacket is draped beneath the guitar, and a soft black gig bag leans against the backrest. The setting includes wooden flooring and a round wooden table in the foreground, suggesting a moment of pause or preparation before or after a performance.
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Haven’t played a gig in forever but playing with my friends band tonight 🙏🏾
A glossy black Fender electric guitar stands upright on a compact tripod stand in a dimly lit room with wooden floors and stone walls. The guitar features a white pickguard, chrome hardware, and a vibrant, patterned strap draped casually across the body. Its headstock bears the Fender logo, and the control layout suggests a Strat-style configuration with added switching options. In front of the guitar, a small multi-effects unit with a color screen and tactile buttons rests on the table, connected by cables. An open hard case sits nearby, hinting at recent setup or teardown. The background includes a speaker, barstool, and ambient venue lighting, evoking a rehearsal or performance setting.
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Illustration of a person with short curly hair wearing a red-orange shirt, grimacing in pain with eyes closed and a sweat drop on their forehead. They are clutching their stomach with both hands, suggesting abdominal discomfort or a stomachache. The background is plain white.
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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FRIDAY!
A tabby cat stretches luxuriously across a soft gray blanket, front paws extended and mouth wide open in a dramatic yawn. Its eyes are shut tight, emphasizing the expressive moment. Behind the cat, a shelving unit holds books, decor, and a small plant, adding cozy context to the relaxed scene. The cat’s fur features warm brown and black stripes, and its pose radiates comfort and feline flair.
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM