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lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
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Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
you of all people should know how dangerous ice can be smdh, jeremy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
bird to holiday ratio:

thanksgiving: 1 bird
christmas: 184 birds
easter: 0 birds but 79,379 eggs
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the fuck did i just see when i was walking my dog?
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
live footage of daylight savings taking the sun away at 4pm
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
name a better thanksgiving song. i’ll wait…
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
home depot should sell a 12ft turkey skeleton for thanksgiving
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i’m listening to a true crime podcast at work as one does and the accused brother’s name in this episode is bart simpson and the host said yes ok his name is bart simpson but let’s move on and be mature and i immediately turned it off bc bitch, don’t tell me how to feel
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
baby’s first costume contest (he didn’t win) so please tell him what a good he is
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
ruin a movie w one letter: Nightmare On Elmo Street
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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idea: demolish the entire White House, but make sure he and his administration are inside
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
this is what’s wrong w our country
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
got my halloween costume
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
if you care about your friends (me) you should ck in on them (me) from time to time make sure they’re (me) not stealing their neighbor’s (linda’s) lawn furniture.
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
{my first time at an NHL game} thank god they don’t play this game in the summer the whole team would drown
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this is karoline leavitt’s text to a huffpost reported. so my question is are there any adults in the white house or nah?
October 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
when you notice there’s enough room for you on the floating door.
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
cybertrucks don’t have a new car smell they have an elon musk (i’m so sorry)
October 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I Tried On This Dress Today And Did Not Purchase It And Now I Can’t Stop Thinking About It: A Memior
October 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Me: Every sandwich is an open-face sandwich unless you consume it rectally

Date: Welp, I gotta work in the morning
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
if i opened a male strip club, i’d call it “Panic! At The Dick Show” please don’t steal this idea it’s all i have.
October 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
if fred flintstone uses his feet to power his automobile then why doesn’t he just walk to work? he’s basically just carrying his car everywhere.
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM