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· Jan 2
lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
it’s january 6th eve. don’t forget to leave out a klan hat and some ivermectin so kid rock visits you and leaves you a venereal disease
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
it’s january 6th eve. don’t forget to leave out a klan hat and some ivermectin so kid rock visits you and leaves you a venereal disease
*walks into the club*
is there anywhere i can sit down?
is there anywhere i can sit down?
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
*walks into the club*
is there anywhere i can sit down?
is there anywhere i can sit down?
gentle reminder if your football team doesn’t win today it’s bc you wore the wrong socks you dumb fuck how could you
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
gentle reminder if your football team doesn’t win today it’s bc you wore the wrong socks you dumb fuck how could you
former south park writer just bought this domain and this is the energy i need for 2026
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
former south park writer just bought this domain and this is the energy i need for 2026
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
i’m not making any resolutions it’s 2026’s responsibility to be better.
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
i’m not making any resolutions it’s 2026’s responsibility to be better.
wow ok so those things really are strange. i didn’t see that coming.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
wow ok so those things really are strange. i didn’t see that coming.
me: hi do you take walk ins?
funeral parlor director: what?
funeral parlor director: what?
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
me: hi do you take walk ins?
funeral parlor director: what?
funeral parlor director: what?
told my grandma this is jonah hill now and she threw her dentures at the wall and locked herself in the bathroom.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
told my grandma this is jonah hill now and she threw her dentures at the wall and locked herself in the bathroom.
my friend: i really need your advice
me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person
me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
my friend: i really need your advice
me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person
me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person
{my first day as an art critic}
this painting tastes like shit
this painting tastes like shit
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
{my first day as an art critic}
this painting tastes like shit
this painting tastes like shit
erika kirk when someone reminds her she has kids
December 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
erika kirk when someone reminds her she has kids
oh no. my husband just bought this. it’s all over
December 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
oh no. my husband just bought this. it’s all over
🎶all the. strange things🎶
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🎶all the. strange things🎶
i stg if steve and dustin both die my 2026 will be ruined
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i stg if steve and dustin both die my 2026 will be ruined
i have dark hair now please tell me it’s ok or i’ll cry until new years
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i have dark hair now please tell me it’s ok or i’ll cry until new years
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
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*chugging vanilla coffee creamer*
i'm good u??
i'm good u??
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*chugging vanilla coffee creamer*
i'm good u??
i'm good u??
me at the local animal shelter: yeah hi you take birds? my true love went a little overboard this year
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
me at the local animal shelter: yeah hi you take birds? my true love went a little overboard this year
off to spread holiday cheer and what not idk happy holidays, you bastards
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
off to spread holiday cheer and what not idk happy holidays, you bastards
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happy holidays, you bastard(s)
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
happy holidays, you bastard(s)
happy holidays, you bastard(s)
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
happy holidays, you bastard(s)
it’s christmas eve and my grandpa just ate 7 fucken hotdogs
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it’s christmas eve and my grandpa just ate 7 fucken hotdogs
{college admissions office}
dean: so what makes you stand out from other applicants?
me: God said i can go here.
dean: ok great welcome to the University of Oklahoma
dean: so what makes you stand out from other applicants?
me: God said i can go here.
dean: ok great welcome to the University of Oklahoma
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
{college admissions office}
dean: so what makes you stand out from other applicants?
me: God said i can go here.
dean: ok great welcome to the University of Oklahoma
dean: so what makes you stand out from other applicants?
me: God said i can go here.
dean: ok great welcome to the University of Oklahoma
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By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it