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kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
· Jan 2
lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
this is what charlie kirk was fighting for
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
this is what charlie kirk was fighting for
my baby is sick and has to temporarily wear a diaper please tell him he looks fabulous and that he’s the goodest boy
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
my baby is sick and has to temporarily wear a diaper please tell him he looks fabulous and that he’s the goodest boy
me: is it called sand bc it’s between the sea and the land?
waiter: ma’am i meant questions about the menu.
waiter: ma’am i meant questions about the menu.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
me: is it called sand bc it’s between the sea and the land?
waiter: ma’am i meant questions about the menu.
waiter: ma’am i meant questions about the menu.
got this random text from my aunt today and i have never been more confused in my life
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
got this random text from my aunt today and i have never been more confused in my life
i posted this earlier but deleted bc i’m a coward but w/e i’m proud of how far i’ve come in the past 5 years so fuck it. also these last few weeks have been shit so please can i get a W in the chat, you jerks?
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i posted this earlier but deleted bc i’m a coward but w/e i’m proud of how far i’ve come in the past 5 years so fuck it. also these last few weeks have been shit so please can i get a W in the chat, you jerks?
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
deleting my bikini pic to own the libs
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
deleting my bikini pic to own the libs
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/2...
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/2...
little baby in front of me online at the grocery store: *waves*
me: bitch i don’t know you
me: bitch i don’t know you
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
little baby in front of me online at the grocery store: *waves*
me: bitch i don’t know you
me: bitch i don’t know you
hey everyone i was picking up my new baby that weekend from a shelter. did i make the right choice SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS !!!
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
hey everyone i was picking up my new baby that weekend from a shelter. did i make the right choice SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS !!!
this year, for president’s day, i would like a new one.
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
this year, for president’s day, i would like a new one.
i can understand a bad bunny song easier than i can understand anything eddie vedder sings and i don’t speak any spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
i can understand a bad bunny song easier than i can understand anything eddie vedder sings and i don’t speak any spanish.
me and the girls going to get a bikini wax after a long winter
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
me and the girls going to get a bikini wax after a long winter
lmao kid rock wore jorts
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
lmao kid rock wore jorts
you’re worried about young children watching the dancing during the super bowl but not about them being sexually assaulted by you and your friends? ok got it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
you’re worried about young children watching the dancing during the super bowl but not about them being sexually assaulted by you and your friends? ok got it.
do the patriots know they’re at the super bowl?
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
do the patriots know they’re at the super bowl?
i’m sure kid rock played all his hit
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
i’m sure kid rock played all his hit
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
what if, now hear me out, there were quick football games in the middle of concerts ?
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
what if, now hear me out, there were quick football games in the middle of concerts ?
football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.
just sitting here smiling about how much trump hated that green day performance
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
just sitting here smiling about how much trump hated that green day performance
go seahawks! get fucked, patriots.
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
go seahawks! get fucked, patriots.
everyone saying there’s gonna be a special announcement during the superbowl of the real final episode of stranger things and i have one message for those people: move the fuck on it’s over ffs
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
everyone saying there’s gonna be a special announcement during the superbowl of the real final episode of stranger things and i have one message for those people: move the fuck on it’s over ffs
friendly reminder if your team doesn’t win today it’s bc they played worse than the other team. not bc you didn’t wear the right socks, you moron.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
friendly reminder if your team doesn’t win today it’s bc they played worse than the other team. not bc you didn’t wear the right socks, you moron.