kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
you of all people should know how dangerous ice can be smdh, jeremy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
you of all people should know how dangerous ice can be smdh, jeremy.
the fuck did i just see when i was walking my dog?
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
the fuck did i just see when i was walking my dog?
live footage of daylight savings taking the sun away at 4pm
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
live footage of daylight savings taking the sun away at 4pm
name a better thanksgiving song. i’ll wait…
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
name a better thanksgiving song. i’ll wait…
baby’s first costume contest (he didn’t win) so please tell him what a good he is
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
baby’s first costume contest (he didn’t win) so please tell him what a good he is
this is what’s wrong w our country
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this is what’s wrong w our country
got my halloween costume
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
got my halloween costume
no need for a lifeguard rn
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
no need for a lifeguard rn
this is karoline leavitt’s text to a huffpost reported. so my question is are there any adults in the white house or nah?
October 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
this is karoline leavitt’s text to a huffpost reported. so my question is are there any adults in the white house or nah?
when you notice there’s enough room for you on the floating door.
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
when you notice there’s enough room for you on the floating door.
I Tried On This Dress Today And Did Not Purchase It And Now I Can’t Stop Thinking About It: A Memior
October 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I Tried On This Dress Today And Did Not Purchase It And Now I Can’t Stop Thinking About It: A Memior
the replies on twitter to this tweet were wild
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the replies on twitter to this tweet were wild
someone needs to put a stop to kim kardashian once and for all.
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
someone needs to put a stop to kim kardashian once and for all.
my nephew just made this for me. you think it’s cute? it’s not. he’s a 23 year old cashier at Spirit Halloween
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
my nephew just made this for me. you think it’s cute? it’s not. he’s a 23 year old cashier at Spirit Halloween
baby is ready for some tricks and treats
October 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
baby is ready for some tricks and treats
it’s expensive bc the pattern is so complicated
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it’s expensive bc the pattern is so complicated
no thanks i’d rather light myself on fire
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
no thanks i’d rather light myself on fire
reporting from bikini bottom fashion week
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
reporting from bikini bottom fashion week
the fuck did i just learn how to do?!
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the fuck did i just learn how to do?!
my son dropped his album on spotify and apple music and it’s fucken rad so like idk go listen, you cowards!
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
my son dropped his album on spotify and apple music and it’s fucken rad so like idk go listen, you cowards!
they just using madlibs now to help us medically and boy are us libs mad lmao folksssss
September 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
they just using madlibs now to help us medically and boy are us libs mad lmao folksssss
on the next episode of “did he just really fucken say that? yes he did”
September 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
on the next episode of “did he just really fucken say that? yes he did”
my son made this video when he was 9 and it’s lived rent free in my head ever since
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
my son made this video when he was 9 and it’s lived rent free in my head ever since
when you get a good report card & mom treats you to olive garden
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
when you get a good report card & mom treats you to olive garden