Julie (unprofessional)
@juliebalt.bsky.social
Middle aged INFJ feminist killjoy.
She/her/w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ person.
Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
Smitten, my own invention, 3 miles of bad road.
My whole existence is flawed.
Psych student. Buddh-ish. Books + food
A bit bossy.🩷💛🩵♾️
🌐 Wolastokuk
She/her/w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ person.
Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
Smitten, my own invention, 3 miles of bad road.
My whole existence is flawed.
Psych student. Buddh-ish. Books + food
A bit bossy.🩷💛🩵♾️
🌐 Wolastokuk
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JulesClarke Shop | Redbubble
JulesClarke is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
www.redbubble.com
This holiday season, buy some gifts that will pay a trans artist, not some big corporation. The designs are originals, no AI, lots of themes, eg. animals, music, and abstract art.
If you don't need anything, you can still help @julesclarke.bsky.social through the PayPal link in her profile.
If you don't need anything, you can still help @julesclarke.bsky.social through the PayPal link in her profile.
Bill Laimbeer. He played for the Detroit Pistons (and won 2 championships) when I was still playing basketball in high school, and he now coaches the WNBA Las Vegas Aces.
He was not particularly talented physically, kinda clumsy actually, but he was big and smart and persistent and worked hard.
He was not particularly talented physically, kinda clumsy actually, but he was big and smart and persistent and worked hard.
Who is your favorite shitty athlete? Someone who just wasn’t as good as everybody else bless them but you have a lot of affection for
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Bill Laimbeer. He played for the Detroit Pistons (and won 2 championships) when I was still playing basketball in high school, and he now coaches the WNBA Las Vegas Aces.
He was not particularly talented physically, kinda clumsy actually, but he was big and smart and persistent and worked hard.
He was not particularly talented physically, kinda clumsy actually, but he was big and smart and persistent and worked hard.
First attempt at Basque cheesecake. The top could probably be darker, but I didn't want to overdo it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
First attempt at Basque cheesecake. The top could probably be darker, but I didn't want to overdo it.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
A pic of you and three pics of your art ✨
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
A pic of you and three pics of your art ✨
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I was in the "can lose immunity" years of the single lower dose measles vaccine. Now I take meds that supress my immune system, so to get a booster I'd either have to stop taking them for 6 months or risk actually getting measles and fuck up my already fucked immune system. Thanks for vaxxing!
I am a non-seroconverter for the measles vaccine. This means I have no immunity to measles despite being vaccinated multiple times. By ensuring your vaccinations are up to date you help limit the spread of measles, which by extension protects non-seeocoverters such as myself
*sigh*
Reminder: Are your vaccinations up to date? Are your children's vaccinations also up to date?
Reminder: Are your vaccinations up to date? Are your children's vaccinations also up to date?
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I was in the "can lose immunity" years of the single lower dose measles vaccine. Now I take meds that supress my immune system, so to get a booster I'd either have to stop taking them for 6 months or risk actually getting measles and fuck up my already fucked immune system. Thanks for vaxxing!
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Here's an old photo of Freida with her brother and sister. This did not happen very often, the three of them hanging out together peacefully.
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Here's an old photo of Freida with her brother and sister. This did not happen very often, the three of them hanging out together peacefully.
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Freezer to the rescue again with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies as treatment for the worst Monday of the year.
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Freezer to the rescue again with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies as treatment for the worst Monday of the year.
I badly strained my neck sneezing.
I broke a bone in my wrist slipping on the stairs on the first sock day of fall.
I broke my collarbone trying to stand on a collapsible tv table to turn on a light (to be fair to me I was 3).
I took a chunk out of my face with my fingernail taking off my shirt.
I broke a bone in my wrist slipping on the stairs on the first sock day of fall.
I broke my collarbone trying to stand on a collapsible tv table to turn on a light (to be fair to me I was 3).
I took a chunk out of my face with my fingernail taking off my shirt.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I badly strained my neck sneezing.
I broke a bone in my wrist slipping on the stairs on the first sock day of fall.
I broke my collarbone trying to stand on a collapsible tv table to turn on a light (to be fair to me I was 3).
I took a chunk out of my face with my fingernail taking off my shirt.
I broke a bone in my wrist slipping on the stairs on the first sock day of fall.
I broke my collarbone trying to stand on a collapsible tv table to turn on a light (to be fair to me I was 3).
I took a chunk out of my face with my fingernail taking off my shirt.
Freezer to the rescue again with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies as treatment for the worst Monday of the year.
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Freezer to the rescue again with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies as treatment for the worst Monday of the year.
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Two simple* ways to stop being a cog in the fascist machine in 2026:
1. Leave substack. They fund Nazis. Don’t write, read, or subscribe. Use Ghost, Beehiiv, &c.
2. Wear an n95 in public to protect vulnerable groups & those with less ability or access to resources to recover. Give/get mutual aid:
1. Leave substack. They fund Nazis. Don’t write, read, or subscribe. Use Ghost, Beehiiv, &c.
2. Wear an n95 in public to protect vulnerable groups & those with less ability or access to resources to recover. Give/get mutual aid:
Worldwide Mask Bloc Directory – Find your local Mask Bloc
MaskBloc.org lists active Mask Blocs around the world. Free high-quality masks, COVID-19 tests and other equipment for your community. Mutual Aid & We Keep Us Safe.
maskbloc.org
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Two simple* ways to stop being a cog in the fascist machine in 2026:
1. Leave substack. They fund Nazis. Don’t write, read, or subscribe. Use Ghost, Beehiiv, &c.
2. Wear an n95 in public to protect vulnerable groups & those with less ability or access to resources to recover. Give/get mutual aid:
1. Leave substack. They fund Nazis. Don’t write, read, or subscribe. Use Ghost, Beehiiv, &c.
2. Wear an n95 in public to protect vulnerable groups & those with less ability or access to resources to recover. Give/get mutual aid:
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Captain America and the
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Captain America and the
Here's an old photo of Freida with her brother and sister. This did not happen very often, the three of them hanging out together peacefully.
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Here's an old photo of Freida with her brother and sister. This did not happen very often, the three of them hanging out together peacefully.
I was in the "can lose immunity" years of the single lower dose measles vaccine. Now I take meds that supress my immune system, so to get a booster I'd either have to stop taking them for 6 months or risk actually getting measles and fuck up my already fucked immune system. Thanks for vaxxing!
I am a non-seroconverter for the measles vaccine. This means I have no immunity to measles despite being vaccinated multiple times. By ensuring your vaccinations are up to date you help limit the spread of measles, which by extension protects non-seeocoverters such as myself
*sigh*
Reminder: Are your vaccinations up to date? Are your children's vaccinations also up to date?
Reminder: Are your vaccinations up to date? Are your children's vaccinations also up to date?
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I was in the "can lose immunity" years of the single lower dose measles vaccine. Now I take meds that supress my immune system, so to get a booster I'd either have to stop taking them for 6 months or risk actually getting measles and fuck up my already fucked immune system. Thanks for vaxxing!
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Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
January 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
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Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
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Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
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If you want Girl Scout cookies, my daughter’s online cookie store is live! Her troop wants to raise money for the horseback riding badge. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/zara43...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If you want Girl Scout cookies, my daughter’s online cookie store is live! Her troop wants to raise money for the horseback riding badge. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/zara43...
Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today! (if you feel like it)
This.
I'm convinced our great-grandchildren will be appalled by the idea of our current air quality the way we think about not having clean water - that, if the situation exists, it's a burden and a health hazard and needs to be rectified. Not just accepted the way it is now.
I'm convinced our great-grandchildren will be appalled by the idea of our current air quality the way we think about not having clean water - that, if the situation exists, it's a burden and a health hazard and needs to be rectified. Not just accepted the way it is now.
When will we NOT mask, you back-to-normies ask?
When we have UVC light & HEPA filtered air everywhere—like we have clean water. When everyone has paid sick days & normalize staying home. When masking is required in hospitals & medical settings. Even then, some of us still have to 😷 so get over it.
When we have UVC light & HEPA filtered air everywhere—like we have clean water. When everyone has paid sick days & normalize staying home. When masking is required in hospitals & medical settings. Even then, some of us still have to 😷 so get over it.
Post transplant situation here and all the back-to-normies can think to ask is: "When will you guys NOT have to mask?"
Meanwhile they've all been sick for most of December.
Gawd, my head hurts from all the willful ignorance flowing across this land.
Meanwhile they've all been sick for most of December.
Gawd, my head hurts from all the willful ignorance flowing across this land.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
This.
I'm convinced our great-grandchildren will be appalled by the idea of our current air quality the way we think about not having clean water - that, if the situation exists, it's a burden and a health hazard and needs to be rectified. Not just accepted the way it is now.
I'm convinced our great-grandchildren will be appalled by the idea of our current air quality the way we think about not having clean water - that, if the situation exists, it's a burden and a health hazard and needs to be rectified. Not just accepted the way it is now.
I see folks posting about swarms of Julies.
<<taps sign>>👇👇👇
<<taps sign>>👇👇👇
Notice to all:
I am not a porn bot!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I am not a porn bot!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Ffs. The anime porn bots are proliferating. After every post I have to block “Julie.”
I bet Elon sent them from his litter box.
I bet Elon sent them from his litter box.
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I see folks posting about swarms of Julies.
<<taps sign>>👇👇👇
<<taps sign>>👇👇👇
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You click on
Settings >
Accessibility >
Require alt text before posting
And put a little tick in the check box.
It’s that easy.
Settings >
Accessibility >
Require alt text before posting
And put a little tick in the check box.
It’s that easy.
there's a setting so that you can't forget alt text
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You click on
Settings >
Accessibility >
Require alt text before posting
And put a little tick in the check box.
It’s that easy.
Settings >
Accessibility >
Require alt text before posting
And put a little tick in the check box.
It’s that easy.
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I was bouncing off the walls after being inside with no windows open for days (it's -16C here) so I bundled up and ventured out for some fresh air. Just when I turned the corner into the high school, I saw a deer cross the road. It joined its two friends in the woods.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I was bouncing off the walls after being inside with no windows open for days (it's -16C here) so I bundled up and ventured out for some fresh air. Just when I turned the corner into the high school, I saw a deer cross the road. It joined its two friends in the woods.
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My local hospitals are announcing their New Year's babies, and I'm reminded to tell new followers that, when I was born, I lived in such a small town that I was the New Year's baby.
My birthday isn't for more than two weeks.
My birthday isn't for more than two weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My local hospitals are announcing their New Year's babies, and I'm reminded to tell new followers that, when I was born, I lived in such a small town that I was the New Year's baby.
My birthday isn't for more than two weeks.
My birthday isn't for more than two weeks.
I was bouncing off the walls after being inside with no windows open for days (it's -16C here) so I bundled up and ventured out for some fresh air. Just when I turned the corner into the high school, I saw a deer cross the road. It joined its two friends in the woods.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I was bouncing off the walls after being inside with no windows open for days (it's -16C here) so I bundled up and ventured out for some fresh air. Just when I turned the corner into the high school, I saw a deer cross the road. It joined its two friends in the woods.