Anna Zand Will Haunt You
@annazand.bsky.social
I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet.
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
Pinned
You could be someone's light in the darkness.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.
I want to be the spotlight on your disco ball.
As the continuing reigning queen of wearing makeup in high stress activities, let me present “after six hours of continuous waterslides until the youngest fell asleep”
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
As the continuing reigning queen of wearing makeup in high stress activities, let me present “after six hours of continuous waterslides until the youngest fell asleep”
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How long before they try to stuff AI into that whole ATC job?
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How long before they try to stuff AI into that whole ATC job?
Nothing more vindicating than the exhausted, fussy child finally passing out.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nothing more vindicating than the exhausted, fussy child finally passing out.
Available evidence says the microplastics have condensed into sequins in my bloodstream.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Available evidence says the microplastics have condensed into sequins in my bloodstream.
This is my favorite post today, I know nothing about the boat I’m just cracking up at the mental image of a small boy licking the very serious exhibit.
In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This is my favorite post today, I know nothing about the boat I’m just cracking up at the mental image of a small boy licking the very serious exhibit.
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This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
Nobby’s right!
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
"‘Dancing around without her vest and practic’ly no drawers on. Is that any way to behave?’
Nobby considered this deep metaphysical question from various angles. ‘Er…yes?’ he ventured."
"‘Dancing around without her vest and practic’ly no drawers on. Is that any way to behave?’
Nobby considered this deep metaphysical question from various angles. ‘Er…yes?’ he ventured."
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Nobby’s right!
Quite possibly the most gorgeous woman ever alive.
(Alt text: Lili St Cyr in a black cropped jacket with no shirt pointing a sword towards the viewer. She has black pumps and I think a handkerchief in lieu of a skirt. Her face is perfect, because she’s Lili St Cyr.)
(Alt text: Lili St Cyr in a black cropped jacket with no shirt pointing a sword towards the viewer. She has black pumps and I think a handkerchief in lieu of a skirt. Her face is perfect, because she’s Lili St Cyr.)
In 1953 the company Life-Size marketed this life-sized poster of Lili St. Cyr.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Quite possibly the most gorgeous woman ever alive.
(Alt text: Lili St Cyr in a black cropped jacket with no shirt pointing a sword towards the viewer. She has black pumps and I think a handkerchief in lieu of a skirt. Her face is perfect, because she’s Lili St Cyr.)
(Alt text: Lili St Cyr in a black cropped jacket with no shirt pointing a sword towards the viewer. She has black pumps and I think a handkerchief in lieu of a skirt. Her face is perfect, because she’s Lili St Cyr.)
I am truly in my element today (waterslides mom)
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am truly in my element today (waterslides mom)
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you know what really pisses me off about this whole shutdown thing.
at NO point did the Democrats mobilize their HUGE fundraising apparatus to raise money for people who needed help.
all the cavers are saying that people in their states needed help.
ok.
why didn't you help them get any?
at NO point did the Democrats mobilize their HUGE fundraising apparatus to raise money for people who needed help.
all the cavers are saying that people in their states needed help.
ok.
why didn't you help them get any?
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
you know what really pisses me off about this whole shutdown thing.
at NO point did the Democrats mobilize their HUGE fundraising apparatus to raise money for people who needed help.
all the cavers are saying that people in their states needed help.
ok.
why didn't you help them get any?
at NO point did the Democrats mobilize their HUGE fundraising apparatus to raise money for people who needed help.
all the cavers are saying that people in their states needed help.
ok.
why didn't you help them get any?
Schumer did not vote for the man who won the democratic primary in his own damn city but go ahead, king. The party is rotten and must be replaced.
How is this the fault of The Party? The vast majority of the caucus opposes it. A DNC vice Chair just came out in opposition. I'm a DNC member and I oppose it.
People who want to burn down the Dem Party over this don't know what a party is or how it works.
This is what primaries are for.
People who want to burn down the Dem Party over this don't know what a party is or how it works.
This is what primaries are for.
if Democrats cave for absolutely nothing I don't want to hear another conversation about how we make it the current party organization work ever again.
they will be fucking dead to me.
I don't care if we have to build a new coalition from absolute zero
they will be fucking dead to me.
I don't care if we have to build a new coalition from absolute zero
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Schumer did not vote for the man who won the democratic primary in his own damn city but go ahead, king. The party is rotten and must be replaced.
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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The only thing that could save this party in my eyes is if tomorrow morning EVERY SINGLE YES VOTE IS EJECTED FROM THE PARTY.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The only thing that could save this party in my eyes is if tomorrow morning EVERY SINGLE YES VOTE IS EJECTED FROM THE PARTY.
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If you ever feel like you are not good enough at your job, just remember: you are better than Chuck Schumer at his.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you ever feel like you are not good enough at your job, just remember: you are better than Chuck Schumer at his.
If Cory votes for this I will primary him myself, I cannot believe this shit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If Cory votes for this I will primary him myself, I cannot believe this shit.
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So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader
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True manly men only have sex with other manly men. Then afterwards they cuddle and talk about War.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
True manly men only have sex with other manly men. Then afterwards they cuddle and talk about War.
Really pretty time of year to drive through the mountains!
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really pretty time of year to drive through the mountains!
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I want to be the spotlight on your disco ball.
You could be someone's light in the darkness.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.
September 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I want to be the spotlight on your disco ball.
This is my favorite post today because I did need the reminder.
No. He views the performance from a non teacher. Artists care about the last 5%. That’s great. It’s how we develop and grow as artists.
Everyone else is stunned by anyone who can hut 80%.
We need to remember that we’re trying to elicit a response from the latter not the former.
Everyone else is stunned by anyone who can hut 80%.
We need to remember that we’re trying to elicit a response from the latter not the former.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is my favorite post today because I did need the reminder.
I’m thinking a lot of big thoughts about how I dance burlesque right now because I’ve been invited to teach a class at my local studio, and I’m going to accept once I have a lesson plan I feel good about!
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m thinking a lot of big thoughts about how I dance burlesque right now because I’ve been invited to teach a class at my local studio, and I’m going to accept once I have a lesson plan I feel good about!
Nothing makes me appreciate preaching as public performance more than sending dance videos to my dad. He never has anything but compliments for me but I see all my mistakes and I remember how he used to drag himself after service.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Nothing makes me appreciate preaching as public performance more than sending dance videos to my dad. He never has anything but compliments for me but I see all my mistakes and I remember how he used to drag himself after service.
Before kids/after kids
When you’re young and your boobs are high vs when you’re very old and they’re hip-level.
The two genders
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Before kids/after kids
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If someone objects to laughter during sex, leave them
7. As a mentor to younger people, what’s one piece of advice about sex would give them?
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If someone objects to laughter during sex, leave them