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Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
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I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet.

NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
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Wait that means it’s nine years since I started wearing winged liner to deliver babies! Wet and wild breakup proof liquid eyeliner is the GOAT.
Me holding a brand new baby girl who is NINE today! We are in a hospital bed. She is howling and I am so exhausted I could die but my eyeliner is still great. Giving birth is awful, skip to the raising children bit if you can.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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As the continuing reigning queen of wearing makeup in high stress activities, let me present “after six hours of continuous waterslides until the youngest fell asleep”
Me, soaking wet with a small child asleep in my lap. I’m wearing Anastasia Beverly Hills eyebrow pomade, Heroine Make long and curl mascara, NYX lip lingerie liquid matte lipstick, and dermablend concealer mixed into Biore uv aqua rich sunscreen. I have yet to find a water resistant blush or contour please let me know if you do!
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This you:
Black Pomeranian puppy in the grass
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Face card, no cash no credit
Me in a green, satin gown in a secret performance space
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I could go for elevenses
We’ve had one obituary, yes But what about second obituary?
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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This isn’t what I was looking for but I’m going to cosplay Hedy Lamarr now that I found it!
Silver stars next to the red showgirl backpack I keep in the costume closet. Someone should hire me for a backpack showgirl gig, I would be thrilled.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Important breaking news: my wife is still REALLY hot. @nadiazand.bsky.social
My wife and I trick or treating, I am a leopard and she is a sexy demon. We’re both very blonde.
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Everyone knew she was Kuromi 💖
Me and my oldest in Halloween costumes. She is Kuromi and I’m a leopard.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Trick or treat!
Me, but in a leopard costume with a cat nose and whiskers. My phone does not recognize my face in cat makeup. I happen to have a leopard print coat and scarf which is fortunate!
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Me taking a mirror selfie in a leopard costume with matching heels.
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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CUTIES
4 burlesque performers. From right to left wearing a short sailor costume, red mermaid style ballgown with brown fur stole, red mermaid style ballgown with black fur stole, blue ostrich feather trimmed robe.
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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You and me both, Miss Hollywood.
A brunette beauty queen in her sash with flowers is mesmerized by Jayne Mansfield’s bust. Jayne is taller and looks exactly like she did for all of the 50’s.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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A cat who gives hugs would fix you.
Merlin, a fluffy, white cat is snuggled up as high onto my shoulder as possible. He’s purring like a motorboat.
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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4 year olds LOVE dinosaur safari
Small boy in a police dog costume in front of a giant quetzalcoatlus.
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I am a leopard at the zoo!
Blonde lady wearing leopard print and ears
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Auto mod is going to correctly tag this as a naked woman and yet fail to recognize any of the joy or art in it.
I’m wearing a g string but my hips ate it. Blonde showgirl on a stage with purple lights and silver dance heels. Interestingly I find that east coast dancers tend to wear Latin dance heels and west coast dancers tend to wear branded fashion heels. I personally transitioned to dance heels after dancing so hard I broke several pairs of shoes and I should have done it earlier.
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Hi hello
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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She is giving good face today!
Blonde woman in a full showgirl beat with red glitter lips and enough blush to see from the ISS. She’s just gotten off the train in a powder blue coat.
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Hey you noticed me from across the bar but I absolutely do not bring home anyone from the audience.
Cute blonde in a navy blue marabou costume winking
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Before/after, if my teacher approves I’ll do the second shoe.
Two pointe shoes (Suffolk) one has the elastic cross crossed over the metatarsals and the second does not. The ribbons aren’t tied very neatly.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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@tkingfisher.com coming for me from the top rope
I am not usually a person who looks up medical conditions online. I lived without health insurance long enough that I am far more likely to try to sleep off anything short of decapitation. This was just an extraordinary few days.)
October 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Yes we all have this nose.
Me holding a baby dressed as a pumpkin with a cute button nose. Me holding a framed photo of Mama holding me. I am a cute, chunky baby with a button nose.
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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He’s 4 now, but I did once manage to have a pumpkin baby!
A really exhausted mom holding a super cute pumpkin with chubby cheeks and a stem with leaves on his head.
October 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Cutest ghoul in the graveyard!
A blonde lady wearing a blue dress and a pink jacket taking a selfie with a girl in skull makeup who is eating pizza.
October 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I ate up the fairy house building.
A small boy inside a house made out of sticks. He is very pleased. There are zombies outside.
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM