Anna Zand Will Haunt You
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Anna Zand Will Haunt You
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I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet.

NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
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November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Did you follow up, she still wants to.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social maybe you can answer this?
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Practical Glamour for Everyday Bombshells: the Anna Zand Story
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You have to kiss her.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thank you!
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thank you! It’s really the products doing the heavy lifting.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Haha this was yesterday at 4:30, the annual big kids birthday trip fell early this year to accommodate Girl Scouts camping badge next weekend! (I hope they go straight to bed anyway, I’m exhausted.)
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
But you’re a whole Senator *with* staff who actually answer when I call!
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Is that the normal LLM AI or the bad kind?
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I want this as a leotard.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just made my six year old bboy watch this, thanks for sharing!
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh good news!
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I was very brave and sneaky throwing that take on the skyline without an obvious sarcasm marker.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is how we get high speed rail, by scaring rich people away from air travel?
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We’re short on air traffic controllers and they take a really long time to train but the ones we have now could do the work of two if they had AI in the workplace!
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Olga.
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tbh I think I would have ended up doing burlesque and meeting Nadia regardless, just probably faster.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
4 was so tired he was mad about pizza, this is a very satisfying nap for me as a parent lol!
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
People better enjoy me while I’m around, I’ll be fun while it lasts!
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Aw man that is how I’m going to go, isn’t it?
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM