Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet.
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
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Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
· Sep 2
You could be someone's light in the darkness.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.
I want to be the spotlight on your disco ball.
Starting to think I have magic that makes little treats appear
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Starting to think I have magic that makes little treats appear
CHEESE BOARD MAGICALLY APPEARED!
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
CHEESE BOARD MAGICALLY APPEARED!
I ate all my cheese way too early because now I don’t have it.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I ate all my cheese way too early because now I don’t have it.
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I really think they should all keep posting through it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I really think they should all keep posting through it.
I am inadvertently learning SO MUCH about the messiest elderly white men on the planet, this is fantastic. A+ posting everyone!
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I am inadvertently learning SO MUCH about the messiest elderly white men on the planet, this is fantastic. A+ posting everyone!
2 layers of glitter will cover a multitude of sins.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
2 layers of glitter will cover a multitude of sins.
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It's literally the easiest thing in the world to not be creepy. Like, just leave folks alone.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It's literally the easiest thing in the world to not be creepy. Like, just leave folks alone.
When she finishes her nails, you’ll probably want to get her a new engagement ring.
If you give her the nail polish, she’ll probably ask you for glitter. Then she’ll notice your extension set, and want to learn how to use it.
If you give a girl some estrogen, she’s going to want some nail polish to go with it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When she finishes her nails, you’ll probably want to get her a new engagement ring.
If you give her the nail polish, she’ll probably ask you for glitter. Then she’ll notice your extension set, and want to learn how to use it.
If you give a girl some estrogen, she’s going to want some nail polish to go with it.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you give her the nail polish, she’ll probably ask you for glitter. Then she’ll notice your extension set, and want to learn how to use it.
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There should be a yoga pose where you lie under a bed and grab people’s feet like a monster.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There should be a yoga pose where you lie under a bed and grab people’s feet like a monster.
This is my favorite post today!
Me: This is Trans Visibility Week, right?
X: It's Transgender AWARENESS Week, MOTHER.
Me: Oh dear. Sorry, child.
X: You have to be AWARE. Of the TRANS.
Me: Sure.
X: They could be ANYWHERE.
Me: Indeed.
X (creeping towards my chair): They could...be right...behind you...be awaaaaare...
X: It's Transgender AWARENESS Week, MOTHER.
Me: Oh dear. Sorry, child.
X: You have to be AWARE. Of the TRANS.
Me: Sure.
X: They could be ANYWHERE.
Me: Indeed.
X (creeping towards my chair): They could...be right...behind you...be awaaaaare...
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is my favorite post today!
If you give a girl some estrogen, she’s going to want some nail polish to go with it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you give a girl some estrogen, she’s going to want some nail polish to go with it.
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Being a pretty girl is NOT for the weak.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Being a pretty girl is NOT for the weak.
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and if i said i wanted to eat it because pooping it out would be funny
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
and if i said i wanted to eat it because pooping it out would be funny
Sure sex is great but have you ever reshaped the apex on your nail five weeks into the manicure?
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sure sex is great but have you ever reshaped the apex on your nail five weeks into the manicure?
Cat is absolutely outraged that I have long nails and am not scratching the top of his nose at all times.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Cat is absolutely outraged that I have long nails and am not scratching the top of his nose at all times.
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I’m sorry but an openly racist, antisemitic and transphobic lady would not be welcome in my house just because the same guy pissed us off
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’m sorry but an openly racist, antisemitic and transphobic lady would not be welcome in my house just because the same guy pissed us off
It’s not that I don’t believe in change and redemption it’s that I haven’t seen any actions. I don’t believe people running their mouths amounts to anything.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s not that I don’t believe in change and redemption it’s that I haven’t seen any actions. I don’t believe people running their mouths amounts to anything.
Fuck this tent. This tent sucks. I am going glamping instead.
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Fuck this tent. This tent sucks. I am going glamping instead.
Marry the woman who will bring the space heater to you when you’re whining about being cold in the tub.
“Bring the space heater to the bathroom” weather arrived quite suddenly this year.
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Marry the woman who will bring the space heater to you when you’re whining about being cold in the tub.
“Bring the space heater to the bathroom” weather arrived quite suddenly this year.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Bring the space heater to the bathroom” weather arrived quite suddenly this year.
GODDAMNIT CAPEZIO BOUGHT DISCOUNT DANCE
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
GODDAMNIT CAPEZIO BOUGHT DISCOUNT DANCE
This is my favorite post today!
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is my favorite post today!
Being exhausted is not getting the unpacking done or the kitchen stuff started.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Being exhausted is not getting the unpacking done or the kitchen stuff started.