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I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
People traveling today, please stay safe 🙏
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Happy Boxing Day or for me, “Waking up to the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball next to me” Day followed by the traditional dance of enzyme cleaners and paper towels
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I am an open book about my childhood abuse. I know my narcissistic parent would not want me to be, so I’ll stay estranged for both our sakes
Yeah, no thanks.

Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Merry Christmas, be you filthy animals or not
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
When just saying you’re “an ass guy” isn’t enough
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Every person can be reduced to a starter pack. The great thing I’ve found about getting older having a good hearty chuckle when I find mine
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Did I just watch a 4 hour video essay about living characters in Disneyland that ends up linking robots in the park to a Disney/Nvidia marriage in AI data gathering while also showing that human pigheadedness and desire for real connection will maybe save us from AI and the execs who peddle it?

Yes
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
YouTube video by Defunctland
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I was with her emotionally through the entire process
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m a 40 year old cat lady who walks her cat after getting her light calisthenics in. Not as bad a life as haters said it would be
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bring back bullying. I mean it. Some people need an asskicking
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So the official name will be The Donald Trump-John F Kennedy MEMORIAL Center?
Stop raising my hopes
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The cops have never in their fuckin lives had so much trouble arresting a Brown shooter.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good night from my son and me
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I love that I tried to seek platonic friends on Feeld, an alt dating app for people into things like poly and kink and it’s not serving me anyone anymore. It’s like “you can have a discreet meetup where you’re wrapped in latex and railed by a polycule, but friends? Get the fuck outta here, freak”
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Leave Bill Watterson the fuck alone, Lee. Stop stalking him like a huge fucking creep. He deeply hated the idea of the commercialization of his work.
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:

I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care. 

Your health care is still legal and protected. 

I'll always fight for you.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Real brilliant people on the far right there. I’m mildly dyslexic and Jesus fucking Christ this dude is basically illiterate. He shouldn’t be allowed to participate in society
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The relationship one has with their nail tech can be a special one
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We have a millennial group chat. We use so many gifs and emojis in there and no one can shame us into stopping
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Reconstruction didn’t go hard enough
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My cats are like a pair of penises
Always in the way and ruining things at important moments, but I can’t help but be obsessed with them
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Never underestimate the power of “oh yeah, bitch? I’ll show you.”
The reason I’m still on this planet is when I was in high school, I called a helpline and after I explained my hopeless bullying in and out of the home, the volunteer told me “well, I guess you should give up,” and hung up.
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Once you see it it becomes impossible not to notice the media consent-manufacutring machine that responds to literally every social crisis with the diagnosis that "women too free."
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM