Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
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As we pass midnight, I can now officially sing this song to myself in the mirror
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
As we pass midnight, I can now officially sing this song to myself in the mirror
As we pass midnight, I can now officially sing this song to myself in the mirror
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
As we pass midnight, I can now officially sing this song to myself in the mirror
My hives aren’t this bad but it sure feels like it right now
It was a hell of a year. I got so fucking stressed after losing my job, dealing with a close family member’s mental health crisis, my cat dying, and being broken up with by my longterm partner that I broke out in severe hives all over my body in June. Fuck yeah, 2024 😭
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
My hives aren’t this bad but it sure feels like it right now
I’m this tweet, but replace the sunlight with my skin hurting (due to stress/anixety hives)
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m this tweet, but replace the sunlight with my skin hurting (due to stress/anixety hives)
I took some benadryl and I am fuuucked up yall
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I took some benadryl and I am fuuucked up yall
I didn’t know that CBS anchor Tony Dokoupil had a name
I thought he was just pushed out of a meat extruder somewhere
He supposedly interviewed that very meat extruder recently and is in trouble for that
I thought he was just pushed out of a meat extruder somewhere
He supposedly interviewed that very meat extruder recently and is in trouble for that
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I didn’t know that CBS anchor Tony Dokoupil had a name
I thought he was just pushed out of a meat extruder somewhere
He supposedly interviewed that very meat extruder recently and is in trouble for that
I thought he was just pushed out of a meat extruder somewhere
He supposedly interviewed that very meat extruder recently and is in trouble for that
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The future leftists want is a queer BDSM sex party filled with hot people and is well catered
The future fascists want is basically a circle jerk over a decomposing 1978 JC Penney’s underwear catalogue and there’s a single bottle of flat Mtn Dew that everyone has to share
The future fascists want is basically a circle jerk over a decomposing 1978 JC Penney’s underwear catalogue and there’s a single bottle of flat Mtn Dew that everyone has to share
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The future leftists want is a queer BDSM sex party filled with hot people and is well catered
The future fascists want is basically a circle jerk over a decomposing 1978 JC Penney’s underwear catalogue and there’s a single bottle of flat Mtn Dew that everyone has to share
The future fascists want is basically a circle jerk over a decomposing 1978 JC Penney’s underwear catalogue and there’s a single bottle of flat Mtn Dew that everyone has to share
My first draft
it’s rough yall be kind
it’s rough yall be kind
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My first draft
it’s rough yall be kind
it’s rough yall be kind
If the Criterion Collection was brave enough they would rerelease Showgirls
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If the Criterion Collection was brave enough they would rerelease Showgirls
26 years ago, this commercial for a now defunct tech company set the standard for Super Bowl commercials. Nothing has come close to this level of incredible for me
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
26 years ago, this commercial for a now defunct tech company set the standard for Super Bowl commercials. Nothing has come close to this level of incredible for me
Fuck discord, I’m going back to talking to myself
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord has announced a major change coming to the service as part of its aim to improve teen safety features. Starting in March, all users globally will be required to submit age verification via a face scan or submitted ID, or be given teen-level access restrictions.
more…
9to5mac.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Fuck discord, I’m going back to talking to myself
I live in DC, have a license and do car sharing when needed, but I haven’t owned a car in over a decade
Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I live in DC, have a license and do car sharing when needed, but I haven’t owned a car in over a decade
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When I’m pleasantly surprised at the end of a date
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
When I’m pleasantly surprised at the end of a date
I’m 40 and I still want to nap on a Snorlax
Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I’m 40 and I still want to nap on a Snorlax
I love how my two cats teach me lessons like “don’t have your legs hanging off the couch while we frantically chase each other around the home because we cannot ensure your safety when we launch around obstacles (like your legs) due to the sharp needles we have hidden in our front and back limbs”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I love how my two cats teach me lessons like “don’t have your legs hanging off the couch while we frantically chase each other around the home because we cannot ensure your safety when we launch around obstacles (like your legs) due to the sharp needles we have hidden in our front and back limbs”
Oh you’re watching the Super Bowl
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Oh you’re watching the Super Bowl
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
Fucking great. Great job people who claim they care about babies who actually don’t give a shit about babies. Thanks for coming to my city, you fucking fucks
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Fucking great. Great job people who claim they care about babies who actually don’t give a shit about babies. Thanks for coming to my city, you fucking fucks
“Making fun of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails is ableist because he MAY have been dyslexic” was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here we are
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
“Making fun of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails is ableist because he MAY have been dyslexic” was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here we are
It’s not that he was potentially dyslexic, he was a damn fool. Read his “thoughts.” He was as intellectual as a 7th grader. Like he was a dipshit that rich and influential people fawned over because they were either pedophiles and he got them victims or they didn’t care that he was King Pedo.
Never forget — everyone is fighting a battle you can't see
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It’s not that he was potentially dyslexic, he was a damn fool. Read his “thoughts.” He was as intellectual as a 7th grader. Like he was a dipshit that rich and influential people fawned over because they were either pedophiles and he got them victims or they didn’t care that he was King Pedo.
sorry for being so cool
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
sorry for being so cool
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
Me at Costco standing behind groups of people with multiple pallets of stuff who are leaving the store while I just have medication and a bag of Kirkland brand granola “I wanted to try”
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Me at Costco standing behind groups of people with multiple pallets of stuff who are leaving the store while I just have medication and a bag of Kirkland brand granola “I wanted to try”
So this reminded me that I went on a coffee date with a guy who injected (yes, injected with a needle) viagra directly into his dick so he could stay hard for hours
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
'injecting fluids into your dick to increase the size of your suit by a centimeter or two in order to give yourself just that little extra bit of lift' is just absolutely insane behavior im surprised we arent talking about it all the time
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
So this reminded me that I went on a coffee date with a guy who injected (yes, injected with a needle) viagra directly into his dick so he could stay hard for hours
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
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