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I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
✨Over 30 SW THREAD✨
quote with a pic and your age
40 bay-beee
And yes, I ponder my mortality a lot
quote with a pic and your age
40 bay-beee
And yes, I ponder my mortality a lot
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
✨Over 30 SW THREAD✨
quote with a pic and your age
40 bay-beee
And yes, I ponder my mortality a lot
quote with a pic and your age
40 bay-beee
And yes, I ponder my mortality a lot
We’ve all worn stupid shit in our 20s, but this dude is 43 years old. Also, in totally unrelated news, happy 12th anniversary to this fit and yes that’s a real muskrat skull. I even had cat rib earrings to match
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We’ve all worn stupid shit in our 20s, but this dude is 43 years old. Also, in totally unrelated news, happy 12th anniversary to this fit and yes that’s a real muskrat skull. I even had cat rib earrings to match
People on X: Grok, draw a totally accurate representation of a Jewish guy
Grok:
Grok:
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
People on X: Grok, draw a totally accurate representation of a Jewish guy
Grok:
Grok:
“Is my cat ugly?? 🥺”
Yes your cat is terminally ugly and you should just give him to me as I am the only one who can tolerate ugly cats
Yes your cat is terminally ugly and you should just give him to me as I am the only one who can tolerate ugly cats
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“Is my cat ugly?? 🥺”
Yes your cat is terminally ugly and you should just give him to me as I am the only one who can tolerate ugly cats
Yes your cat is terminally ugly and you should just give him to me as I am the only one who can tolerate ugly cats
I’m not rude, bluesky
I’m RIGHT
I’m RIGHT
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m not rude, bluesky
I’m RIGHT
I’m RIGHT
Looking forward to Dems running on saving the ACA in 2026 only to do nothing after being elected, as is the American tradition
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Looking forward to Dems running on saving the ACA in 2026 only to do nothing after being elected, as is the American tradition
If you give me fruit as a gift, you either hate me or you’re Japanese… maybe both
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you give me fruit as a gift, you either hate me or you’re Japanese… maybe both
Face + Scent
When I’m cosplaying as an early 1970s version of Carmilla, I wear Carmina
When I’m cosplaying as an early 1970s version of Carmilla, I wear Carmina
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Face + Scent
When I’m cosplaying as an early 1970s version of Carmilla, I wear Carmina
When I’m cosplaying as an early 1970s version of Carmilla, I wear Carmina
Seriously considering forgoing all dating and becoming a muscle mommy who helps neighbors with carrying their heavy packages and furniture and flexing while holding doors open for people
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Seriously considering forgoing all dating and becoming a muscle mommy who helps neighbors with carrying their heavy packages and furniture and flexing while holding doors open for people
Just shampooed my living room rug. This gray water was the second pass. The first pass the water was practically black. Got pets? Live in a city? Have allergies? Shampoo your carpets/rugs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Just shampooed my living room rug. This gray water was the second pass. The first pass the water was practically black. Got pets? Live in a city? Have allergies? Shampoo your carpets/rugs.
Me when I air dry my bangs
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me when I air dry my bangs
David Portnoy looks exactly like a guy I dated a year ago and I hate myself deeply for that fact
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
David Portnoy looks exactly like a guy I dated a year ago and I hate myself deeply for that fact
(Pops head out of cave)
Has the whole “you WILL like Ryan Reynolds” phase studios were going through passed yet? Please tell me it has
Has the whole “you WILL like Ryan Reynolds” phase studios were going through passed yet? Please tell me it has
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
(Pops head out of cave)
Has the whole “you WILL like Ryan Reynolds” phase studios were going through passed yet? Please tell me it has
Has the whole “you WILL like Ryan Reynolds” phase studios were going through passed yet? Please tell me it has
Humans should not be interacting with AI in the way we’ve allowed ourselves to. Sci-fi, even shitty sci-fi like Prometheus, has warned us over and over again about the dangers of doing that
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Humans should not be interacting with AI in the way we’ve allowed ourselves to. Sci-fi, even shitty sci-fi like Prometheus, has warned us over and over again about the dangers of doing that
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Accept it--at the end of the day, we only care about the music
Disappointing news for Renner heads nationwide
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Accept it--at the end of the day, we only care about the music
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If he keeps this shit up I’m gonna stop using my Renner App
Disappointing news for Renner heads nationwide
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If he keeps this shit up I’m gonna stop using my Renner App
Disappointing news for Renner heads nationwide
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Disappointing news for Renner heads nationwide
I find this funny because West Virginia is one of the federally dependent states in the union. Federal aid makes up 45% of the state’s revenue. Alaska is 50% dependent and Kentucky is 46%. Of all the states to secede, I would think California would be most likely as it makes the most sense
trying to imagine a scenario in which southwest virginia decides to forego all the subsidies provided by the urban crescent. charleston isn't gonna treat em as well as richmond
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I find this funny because West Virginia is one of the federally dependent states in the union. Federal aid makes up 45% of the state’s revenue. Alaska is 50% dependent and Kentucky is 46%. Of all the states to secede, I would think California would be most likely as it makes the most sense
I love learning phrase origins. “Hoisted by his own petard” is Shakespearean for “bitch blew himself up”
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I love learning phrase origins. “Hoisted by his own petard” is Shakespearean for “bitch blew himself up”
Been fun watching a few meltdowns in this subreddit
Incels still don’t get that a banger personality and a sense of humor can attract a smart, beautiful woman. That’s what I’m primarily attracted to in guys… and uh also one other thing but y’all know about that
Incels still don’t get that a banger personality and a sense of humor can attract a smart, beautiful woman. That’s what I’m primarily attracted to in guys… and uh also one other thing but y’all know about that
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Been fun watching a few meltdowns in this subreddit
Incels still don’t get that a banger personality and a sense of humor can attract a smart, beautiful woman. That’s what I’m primarily attracted to in guys… and uh also one other thing but y’all know about that
Incels still don’t get that a banger personality and a sense of humor can attract a smart, beautiful woman. That’s what I’m primarily attracted to in guys… and uh also one other thing but y’all know about that
Look, I’m not gonna kink shame, but I doubt any of us consented to endure these weird fuckers’ edge play, murder fantasies daily
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Look, I’m not gonna kink shame, but I doubt any of us consented to endure these weird fuckers’ edge play, murder fantasies daily
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
No but Ross’s ugly fucking face ruined my morning
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No but Ross’s ugly fucking face ruined my morning
Sweet dreams y’all
a close up of a man 's face with a big smile on it
Alt: Sus Jerma becoming Karl Marx
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sweet dreams y’all
Japanese people are genetically predisposed to being weird
I’m half weird which is a fun little thought that gets me through my day
I’m half weird which is a fun little thought that gets me through my day
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Japanese people are genetically predisposed to being weird
I’m half weird which is a fun little thought that gets me through my day
I’m half weird which is a fun little thought that gets me through my day