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I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
The best I’ve ever sounded was when I had Covid a year ago
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The signs of his unhinged personality were all there
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Always knew this guy was sus 😭
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Practicing “hygee” with a bougie candle, tea and a stun gun
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
✨Over 30 SW THREAD✨
quote with a pic and your age

40 bay-beee
And yes, I ponder my mortality a lot
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’ve all worn stupid shit in our 20s, but this dude is 43 years old. Also, in totally unrelated news, happy 12th anniversary to this fit and yes that’s a real muskrat skull. I even had cat rib earrings to match
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Face + Scent

When I’m cosplaying as an early 1970s version of Carmilla, I wear Carmina
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just shampooed my living room rug. This gray water was the second pass. The first pass the water was practically black. Got pets? Live in a city? Have allergies? Shampoo your carpets/rugs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me when I air dry my bangs
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Humans should not be interacting with AI in the way we’ve allowed ourselves to. Sci-fi, even shitty sci-fi like Prometheus, has warned us over and over again about the dangers of doing that
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Disappointing news for Renner heads nationwide
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Been fun watching a few meltdowns in this subreddit

Incels still don’t get that a banger personality and a sense of humor can attract a smart, beautiful woman. That’s what I’m primarily attracted to in guys… and uh also one other thing but y’all know about that
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Me in DC alone in my way overpriced, 1 bedroom apartment celebrating a little hope for NYC and hoping for it to one day reach DC
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Just thinking about when Karl Marx destroyed Henry Ford in that one Epic Rap Battle of History
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Wanna see something cute?
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hot girls for Mamdani?
Naw, bodega cats for Mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Good morning, beautiful people!
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Let me guess… This manlet lives in Navy Yard. This little bitch is a walking botched abortion
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
the “this you” clapback but on a celestial level
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Suave Cary and the chick who looks after his uptown residence
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Different video, different account, same script and format. Not one comment is calling out this is AI, but a bunch of white people saying “I’m white with freckles and I’ll be your friend!” and a white dude saying “I know black people who are sick of the racial stuff”
Fucking unhinged af
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I found another fucking bizarre “be my friend, white people” video with AI generated Black people

What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK???
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Cary still doesn’t get that if you’re a cat and you try to get my attention when I’m in costume, you will be photographed and snuggled whether you like it or not
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me when this popped up on my feed
November 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM