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I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
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The only reason we know anything about the Epstein files is because the survivors refused to give up.

This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
Epstein accusers say they are compiling list of his associates
Victims of the disgraced financier give emotional accounts of abuse in a news conference on the steps of the US Capitol.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well, would you look at that. I have a feeling a very large and much maligned country has contributed to this. I won’t say which one, but I think y’all know which one
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Always knew this guy was sus 😭
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I don't use the word hero lightly but
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me at work everyday
I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Chorus begins: “IT’S CALLED EPHEBOPHILIA”
IT'S HAPPENING
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I am morbidly curious about making a Depression era water pie
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If I could choose one font for those Epstein emails to appear in it would be one made up of letters I scratched with my non dominant writing hand
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bluesky: a place for peace and daddy’s huge n wide tentacle cock
sometimes you can, in fact, hand it to the mods
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I hope the bsky mods avoid falling into a burning ring of fire, avoid going down down down even when the flames go higher. Because, as we all know, it burns burns burns, that ring of fire… that ring of fire
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy birthday to this banger
I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Practicing “hygee” with a bougie candle, tea and a stun gun
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tbf the theme to Rocky played in my head when I stumbled home from a night of drinking so to their credit, this is pretty spot on
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
✨Over 30 SW THREAD✨
quote with a pic and your age

40 bay-beee
And yes, I ponder my mortality a lot
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’ve all worn stupid shit in our 20s, but this dude is 43 years old. Also, in totally unrelated news, happy 12th anniversary to this fit and yes that’s a real muskrat skull. I even had cat rib earrings to match
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
People on X: Grok, draw a totally accurate representation of a Jewish guy
Grok:
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Is my cat ugly?? 🥺”
Yes your cat is terminally ugly and you should just give him to me as I am the only one who can tolerate ugly cats
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m not rude, bluesky
I’m RIGHT
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Looking forward to Dems running on saving the ACA in 2026 only to do nothing after being elected, as is the American tradition
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you give me fruit as a gift, you either hate me or you’re Japanese… maybe both
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Face + Scent

When I’m cosplaying as an early 1970s version of Carmilla, I wear Carmina
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Seriously considering forgoing all dating and becoming a muscle mommy who helps neighbors with carrying their heavy packages and furniture and flexing while holding doors open for people
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just shampooed my living room rug. This gray water was the second pass. The first pass the water was practically black. Got pets? Live in a city? Have allergies? Shampoo your carpets/rugs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me when I air dry my bangs
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM