Abby Jane 🌙 🏳️⚧️
@abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com
Abby Jane
she/her
Glamour UK Woman of the Year (2025)
links.cloverdalelane.com
she/her
Glamour UK Woman of the Year (2025)
links.cloverdalelane.com
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I’ve decided on the double name. Abby Jane. No worries if you call me Abby. I’ll answer. But this feels like coming home to the kind of name the women before me had.
Need to write this in sharpie on my fucking bathroom mirror.
cis women were bad at being women once too they just got to be bad when they were 12 and you have to do it when you're 26
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Need to write this in sharpie on my fucking bathroom mirror.
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Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
Definitely a shawl day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Definitely a shawl day.
He should just show up with a headset this Saturday like nothing happened.
this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen, i hope they reactivate his email just to double down on this stance
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
He should just show up with a headset this Saturday like nothing happened.
Dishwasher is still clogged, and I have wrecked my nail polish trying to fix it and hand wash dishes. 😡
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Dishwasher is still clogged, and I have wrecked my nail polish trying to fix it and hand wash dishes. 😡
Getting the hell out of the Northern District of Illinois before he gets cited for contempt.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Getting the hell out of the Northern District of Illinois before he gets cited for contempt.
All y'all bitches making soup. It me, I'm bitches too. Chicken and rice.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
All y'all bitches making soup. It me, I'm bitches too. Chicken and rice.
Never heard the gospel by day; Satan's daughter by night.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Never heard the gospel by day; Satan's daughter by night.
Thinking being an anchoress might be my next career move.
Anchorite - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thinking being an anchoress might be my next career move.
Florida is the pre-cum.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Florida is the pre-cum.
I have applied for so many jobs. All the jobs. I'm down to EdTech startups. I've never had equity before.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have applied for so many jobs. All the jobs. I'm down to EdTech startups. I've never had equity before.
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Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
The hell I can't.
"You can suck a mile of cock and not become Oscar Wilde" - American Life podcast.
This is true, but it shouldn't stop you from trying.
To be Oscar Wilde, not suck- never mind just aim high.
This is true, but it shouldn't stop you from trying.
To be Oscar Wilde, not suck- never mind just aim high.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The hell I can't.
Goddammit, Poshmark.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Goddammit, Poshmark.
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Yes hi I would like to see the emails from the Regents surrounding the later years of Mark Richt’s tenure, thank you
Fun fact: UGA still asks the "have you ever been a member of a group that advocated the violent overthrow of the US of Georgia govenments?"
I haven't seen that in decades. So, @calligator.bsky.social , might need to go back and clean up the social media. 😂😎
I haven't seen that in decades. So, @calligator.bsky.social , might need to go back and clean up the social media. 😂😎
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yes hi I would like to see the emails from the Regents surrounding the later years of Mark Richt’s tenure, thank you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper...
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper...
Fun fact: UGA still asks the "have you ever been a member of a group that advocated the violent overthrow of the US of Georgia govenments?"
I haven't seen that in decades. So, @calligator.bsky.social , might need to go back and clean up the social media. 😂😎
I haven't seen that in decades. So, @calligator.bsky.social , might need to go back and clean up the social media. 😂😎
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fun fact: UGA still asks the "have you ever been a member of a group that advocated the violent overthrow of the US of Georgia govenments?"
I haven't seen that in decades. So, @calligator.bsky.social , might need to go back and clean up the social media. 😂😎
I haven't seen that in decades. So, @calligator.bsky.social , might need to go back and clean up the social media. 😂😎
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Everyone is cold and pissed.
I'm going to spend today applying for jobs that are even more outlandish than the last.
I have an idea for Blockchain transcripts and degree verification.
Surely some idiot will give me money. It's got Blockchain right there in the proposal
I'm going to spend today applying for jobs that are even more outlandish than the last.
I have an idea for Blockchain transcripts and degree verification.
Surely some idiot will give me money. It's got Blockchain right there in the proposal
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Everyone is cold and pissed.
I'm going to spend today applying for jobs that are even more outlandish than the last.
I have an idea for Blockchain transcripts and degree verification.
Surely some idiot will give me money. It's got Blockchain right there in the proposal
I'm going to spend today applying for jobs that are even more outlandish than the last.
I have an idea for Blockchain transcripts and degree verification.
Surely some idiot will give me money. It's got Blockchain right there in the proposal
I took the melatonin. I boofed the prog. Gonna go to bed. Y'all have a good night. Be kind to each other.
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I took the melatonin. I boofed the prog. Gonna go to bed. Y'all have a good night. Be kind to each other.
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams.
American University in Baghdad is looking for a registrar.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
American University in Baghdad is looking for a registrar.
Oh, man. Just found out that U. of Washington doesn't notify you if you weren't selected for a position. That's rude.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh, man. Just found out that U. of Washington doesn't notify you if you weren't selected for a position. That's rude.
Daaaammmnnn
Alberta - Support for a general strike in response to the government's actions during the teachers strike:
Support: 51%
Oppose: 31%
Neutral: 13%
Leger / Nov 2, 2025 / n=1002 / Online
Support: 51%
Oppose: 31%
Neutral: 13%
Leger / Nov 2, 2025 / n=1002 / Online
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Daaaammmnnn