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It's Brie-ginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄
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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn

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It's Brie-ginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄 @briesmith.xyz · Sep 28
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Make a Bond movie academic

Licence To Kill: An Meta-Analysis of Sentiment Surrounding Physician-Assisted Euthanasia
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Make a Bond Movie academic

Best, Russia
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Make a Bond movie casual

From Russia with Best Wishes
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Pulled ham sandwich on a honey hamburger bun is an ELITE lunch
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Northwestern with the "A Charlie Brown Christmas end credits" ass uniforms
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Local weather just informed us it is "thunder-icing" out there and I'm pretty sure they made that up
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The St. Louis Cardinals posted a "Joyous Kwanzaa" graphic on Facebook this morning

I'll let you guess how that comment section's going
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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A woman I went to high school with is on Facebook recommending uploading screenshots of text arguments with people to ChatGPT to get "unbiased advice on who's in the wrong" and hon, you already divorced the guy and remarried, LET IT GO
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Dude what the actual fuck

Regarding the author of the structural decay and rot that has destroyed this country, Ronald Reagan, you do not in fact “gotta hand it to him”
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Make a Bond movie casual

Permission to Inconvenience
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GoldenLager
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Octoankles.
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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England is in SHAMBLES
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Okada-Takeshita? OK, I'll watch World's End
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Speedball Bailey has the most "strip mall taekwondo teacher" look I've ever seen a professional wrestler have
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Because I know you're wondering...
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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It's the dog park
With all the dogs there
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Did my mother manage to name or pronoun me correctly during our call this morning? Absolutely not.

Am I going to let it bother me today? No I’m not.
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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And its spinoff, Nurses, as part of the NBC Primetime South Florida Cinematic Universe
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Ask your parents about Empty Nest, a Golden Girls spinoff that was honestly pretty good.
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in
We’ll gather at the Road House, with our next of kin
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The nice thing about watching the Mickey Mouse-cast of this game is that it disguises what a dogshit ugly game of basketball this is
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Merry Christmas Bama fans
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Mom came through.
A gray 6-quart cast iron Dutch oven
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Church II: The Churchening
A Service of Lessons and Carols for Christmas Eve December 24, 2025 2:00 PM, 7:00 PM, 9:00 PM 11:00 PM THE GATHERING AND QUIET PREPARATION *THE CAROL NO. 234, verses 1-3, 6. O Come, All Ye Faithful *THE CALL TO CHRISTMAS EVE Leader: The waiting ends. The story begins. People: In the fullness of time, heaven bent low to touch earth. Leader: While emperors commanded and the powerful made their plans, People: God was writing a different story: quiet, small, and unstoppable. Leader: In a borrowed stable, on a bed of straw, People: Hope took its first breath. Leader: The Word became flesh in a baby's cry piercing the night. People: And we have seen it: grace incarnate, truth we can hold. *THE LIGHTING OF THE CHRIST CANDLE *Carol No. 240 Hark! the Herald Angels Sing Hark! the herald angels sing, "Glory to the newborn King; Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinner reconciled!" Joyful, all ye nations rise, join the triumph of the skies; With th'angelic host proclaim, "Christ is born in Bethlehem!" Hark! the herald angels sing, "Glory to the newborn King!" A CHRISTMAS GREETING Christmas Prayer God of perfect timing, you chose a census to bring Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem. You chose a stable when every door was closed. You chose shepherds working the night shift to be the first to know. Tonight we celebrate how you work through ordinary moments-through unexpected journeys and closed doors—to accomplish the most beautiful purposes. Open our eyes to see where you're already at work in our own lives. Light our way tonight and always. Amen. Anthem 2:00 7:00 9:00 11:00 Baby, What You Goin' to Be? Genesis and IXOYC Choirs Love Came Down at Christmas Chancel Choir Christ is Born Alumni Choir O Magnum Mysterium Cantus Ensemble arr. Greg Gilpin arr. Taylor Davis Mark Miller Morten Lauridsen THE FIRST LESSON: JOURNEYING TO BETHLEHEN Scripture Reading Luke 2:1-5 Carol No. 230 O Little Town of Bethlehem O little town of Bethireames sel we see thee lie; above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark strs of alite ythe everlasting light: the hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonish O holy Child on, Bnd enter in, end to us, we pray: cast out our sin, and enter in, be born in us today. We hear the Christmas angels the great glad tidings tell; O come to us, abide with us, our Lord Emmanuel. THE SECOND LESSON: A SAVIOR IS BORN Scripture Reading Luke 2:6-7 Carol No. 217 Away in a Manger Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head. The stars in the sky looked down where he lay, the little Lord Jesus, asleep on the hay. Be near me, Lord Jesus, I ask thee to stay close by me forever, and love me, 1 pray; bless all the dear children in thy tender care, and fit us for heaven to live with thee there. THE THIRD LESSON: THE ANGEL'S PROCLAMATION Scripture Reading Luke 2:8-14 *Carol No. 238 Angels We Have Heard on High Angels we have heard on high sweetly singing o'er the plains, and the mountains in reply echoing their joyous strains. Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Gloria, in excelsis Deo! See him in a manger laid, whom the choirs of angels praise; Mary, Joseph, lend your aid, while our hearts in love we raise. Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Gloria, in excelsis Deo! THE FOURTH LESSON: THE ADORATION OF THE SHEPHERDS Scripture Reading Luke 2:15-20 THE OFFERTORY 2:00 7:00 9:00 11:00 Sussex Carol The Shepherd's Farewell Carols Around The Shepherd's Farewell THE FIFTH LESSON: TREASURING THE MESSAGE Scripture Reading Luke 2: 1-14 THE MESSAGE arr. Earlene Rentz Hector Berlioz Carl Nygard Hector THE SACRAMENT OF HOLY COMMUNION As our ashers lead you forward, you are invited to take a piece of bread and dip i into the cup, taking the juice and bread together. All bread is pluten free. Please ler an asher know if you are unable to come forward and vow will be served in your pew Invitation to the Lord's Table The Great Thanksgiving The Lord's Prayer thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread Our Father, who art in heaven, talleave thy name. Thy kingdom come, And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen. *THE CAROL, NO. 239 Silent Night Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright. round yon virgin mother and child. Holy infant, so tender and mild, sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace. Silent night, holy night, shepherds quake at the sight; glories stream from heaven afar, heavenly hosts sing Alleluia! Christ the Savior is born, Christ the Savior is born! Silent night, holy night, Son of God, love's pure light: Radiant beams from thy holy face with the dawn of redeeming grace, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth. Silent night, holy night, wondrous star, lend thy light; with the angels let us sing. Alleluis to our King: Christ the Savior is born, Christ the Savior is born! *THE BENEDICTION *THE CAROL NO. 246 Joy to the World Joy to the world, the Lord is come! Let earth receive her King; let every heart prepare him room, and heaven and nature sing, and heaven and nature sing, and heaven, and heaven, and nature sing. Joy to the world, the Savior reigns! Let all their songs employ: while fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains, repeat the sounding joy, repeat the sounding joy, repeat, repeat the sounding joy. *THE POSTLUDE In Dulci Jubilo, BWV 729 J.S. Bach We wish to thank our guest organist. Clavion Farmer, for sharing his gifts w
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Y’ALL. IT IS THE BEST HAM EVER
A 9x13 aluminum pan of pulled ham
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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My favorite line in the entirety of this movie is the tree salesman saying “Nahhhh, ‘at’s them balsams.”
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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It’s now 8 p.m. on Christmas Eve, 24 Hours of “A Christmas Story” has begun and MY HOUSE SMELLS AMAZING BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE HAM
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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High school kids out here doing Chris Kanyon shit
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Dying at this video from a high school wrestling tournament in Ohio last weekend. He got dq’ed because you absolutely cannot do this
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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And now, the traditional KFC Christmas Eve dinner while we watch Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
A plate of KFC and the opening to The Muppet Christmas Carol
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM