Will Harris
@willharrisinva.bsky.social
AV Club writer with 200+ Random Roles to my name. Onetime senior editor/writer, Q Magazine. Helped ZAZ write a book about Airplane! (Surely You Can't Be Serious). Happily married w/ child. Venmo: @WillHarrisInVA
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Will Harris
@willharrisinva.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Since I'm phasing out Twitter in favor of this much less toxic landscape, I just wanted to say, "Good luck, we're all counting on you." And as long as I'm here, I'll also remind you - or perhaps newly inform you - that I did the interviews for SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS: THE TRUE STORY OF AIRPLANE!
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McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
He doesn’t even realize that his regular comments are punchlines that we can see coming now. Our reality has become a series of recurring sketches that we were tired of the first time around.
Kernen: “Can you go into what you just talked about with the NATO meeting?”
Trump: “Well, we have a concept of a deal.”
Trump: “Well, we have a concept of a deal.”
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
He doesn’t even realize that his regular comments are punchlines that we can see coming now. Our reality has become a series of recurring sketches that we were tired of the first time around.
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Turn the world upside down, tank global markets, piss off our allies only to learn that you had the deal all along based on a 75 year old treaty that one of your predecessors had the foresight to negotiate. #artofthedeal
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Turn the world upside down, tank global markets, piss off our allies only to learn that you had the deal all along based on a 75 year old treaty that one of your predecessors had the foresight to negotiate. #artofthedeal
What a complete and utter waste of time for everyone.
Trump: "Based upon a very productive meeting I had with Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs"
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
What a complete and utter waste of time for everyone.
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It'd be nice if "Trump Says Sometimes You Need a Dictator" was the headline that the US news organizations were running with right now, instead of "Trump won't use force in Greenland."
Yet here we are.
Yet here we are.
January 21, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It'd be nice if "Trump Says Sometimes You Need a Dictator" was the headline that the US news organizations were running with right now, instead of "Trump won't use force in Greenland."
Yet here we are.
Yet here we are.
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January 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Still one of my all-time favorite Morrissey songs. Every time I hear it, I'm suddenly a mopey 18-year-old again...and while that wasn't necessarily the best thing in the world to be, it certainly had its moments. youtu.be/jg9MkzTzf6I?...
Angel Angel Down We Go Together (2011 Remaster)
YouTube video by Morrissey - Topic
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January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Still one of my all-time favorite Morrissey songs. Every time I hear it, I'm suddenly a mopey 18-year-old again...and while that wasn't necessarily the best thing in the world to be, it certainly had its moments. youtu.be/jg9MkzTzf6I?...
"Also, they're vampires, so they don't show up on film."
Trump: "We have crime down in Chicago despite the fact we have an idiot governor and a mayor that, I mean, a very low IQ person. He's a low IQ person. It's amazing -- you have these wonderful, beautiful black women with MAGA caps on. They're all over Chicago. They want MAGA to come in."
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"Also, they're vampires, so they don't show up on film."
The man is simply unfamiliar with the concept of not saying the quiet part loud.
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The man is simply unfamiliar with the concept of not saying the quiet part loud.
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Meanwhile, the White House is straight-up gaslighting us in true Big Brother fashion.
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Meanwhile, the White House is straight-up gaslighting us in true Big Brother fashion.
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“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
"The Art of the Deal" in action.
Trump: "I'm going to meet with President Zelenskyy later today. I believe that they're at a point now where they can come together and get a deal done. And if they don't, they're stupid. That goes for both of them…If they don't get this done, they're stupid."
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"The Art of the Deal" in action.
Yes, yes, this definitely seems like exactly the sort of idiotic, egotistical sentiment that one should express at the fucking WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM!
Trump: "We should be paying the lowest interest rate of any country in the world, because without the United States you don't have a country." 🥴
January 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Yes, yes, this definitely seems like exactly the sort of idiotic, egotistical sentiment that one should express at the fucking WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM!
"I'm still making my fucking coffee, motherfucker!" was my reply to my dog after he inaccurately decided that he could start barking just because he'd finished his breakfast.
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 PM
"I'm still making my fucking coffee, motherfucker!" was my reply to my dog after he inaccurately decided that he could start barking just because he'd finished his breakfast.
New sign of dementia: types “bless” when he means “help.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
New sign of dementia: types “bless” when he means “help.”
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I know "Obvious Racist Says Obviously Racist Thing" isn't automatically newsworthy, but if that racist is the current president, it sure as hell is.
So far, I am only seeing TPM, Mediaite, and Daily Beast focusing on this.
We live in a world where the president calling an ethnic group "very low IQ" and "bad for our country" while insisting they "ought to get the hell out of here" barely makes headlines. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-m...
We live in a world where the president calling an ethnic group "very low IQ" and "bad for our country" while insisting they "ought to get the hell out of here" barely makes headlines. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-m...
Trump Marks First Year In Office With Unhinged Racist Rant Targeting ‘Very Low IQ’ Somalis
President Donald Trump spent the first anniversary of his second term on...
talkingpointsmemo.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I know "Obvious Racist Says Obviously Racist Thing" isn't automatically newsworthy, but if that racist is the current president, it sure as hell is.
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“We know the old order is not coming back. We shouldn’t mourn it. Nostalgia is not a strategy… The powerful have their power. But we have something, too: the capacity to stop pretending.”
— Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos, basically announcing divorce from America and receiving a standing ovation
— Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos, basically announcing divorce from America and receiving a standing ovation
January 20, 2026 at 11:41 PM
“We know the old order is not coming back. We shouldn’t mourn it. Nostalgia is not a strategy… The powerful have their power. But we have something, too: the capacity to stop pretending.”
— Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos, basically announcing divorce from America and receiving a standing ovation
— Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos, basically announcing divorce from America and receiving a standing ovation
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Senator Ed Markey has called for impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump over news that he texted Norway’s prime minister with threats to take over Greenland because he wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Senator Calls for Trump to Be Impeached Over Leaked Greenland Texts
Trump said he does not “feel an obligation to think purely of Peace” because he was passed over for the Nobel prize.
truthout.org
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Senator Ed Markey has called for impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump over news that he texted Norway’s prime minister with threats to take over Greenland because he wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Homan: "Let's make it clear: ICE can detain a US citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have committed a crime. A short detainment and questioning, all you need is reasonable suspicion."
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Homan: "Let's make it clear: ICE can detain a US citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have committed a crime. A short detainment and questioning, all you need is reasonable suspicion."
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ICE and CBP officials like Todd Lyons here are hitting TV this afternoon to spread the message that yes, ICE is arresting US citizens
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
ICE and CBP officials like Todd Lyons here are hitting TV this afternoon to spread the message that yes, ICE is arresting US citizens
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Thousands rally in Greenland’s capital, chanting “Greenland is not for sale,” after Trump doubled down on the US initiative to takeover the country. The protests are the largest in the nation’s history.
January 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Thousands rally in Greenland’s capital, chanting “Greenland is not for sale,” after Trump doubled down on the US initiative to takeover the country. The protests are the largest in the nation’s history.
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"Usha, it was just an innocent hug. A little squish between friends."
"Liar"
"What can I do to make this up to you? To convince you that Erika and I are just good friends and colleagues?"
"Liar"
"What can I do to make this up to you? To convince you that Erika and I are just good friends and colleagues?"
JD Vance and his wife, Usha Vance, are expecting their fourth child this summer.
JD And Usha Vance Announce Pregnancy
JD And Usha Vance Announce Pregnancy
www.huffpost.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"Usha, it was just an innocent hug. A little squish between friends."
"Liar"
"What can I do to make this up to you? To convince you that Erika and I are just good friends and colleagues?"
"Liar"
"What can I do to make this up to you? To convince you that Erika and I are just good friends and colleagues?"
Why are they letting him talk? All he's doing is just running through his list of "accomplishments" that everyone already knows because he won't shut the hell up about them, except he's adding more rambling than he's ever done before. Is someone TRYING to let him prove the validity of the 25th?
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Why are they letting him talk? All he's doing is just running through his list of "accomplishments" that everyone already knows because he won't shut the hell up about them, except he's adding more rambling than he's ever done before. Is someone TRYING to let him prove the validity of the 25th?