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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn
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Then I say we make this the suckin’ fuckin’ eve we want it to be
Just call me Emily because I’m pulling a train
Just call me Emily because I’m pulling a train
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Then I say we make this the suckin’ fuckin’ eve we want it to be
Just call me Emily because I’m pulling a train
Just call me Emily because I’m pulling a train
Just looked them up and that’s not it either, they don’t look quite right
Here’s a picture of one
Here’s a picture of one
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just looked them up and that’s not it either, they don’t look quite right
Here’s a picture of one
Here’s a picture of one
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Amazingly I don't seem to tremendously take after her
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Amazingly I don't seem to tremendously take after her
Saturday fit check
Already took Link for a haircut
Already took Link for a haircut
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Saturday fit check
Already took Link for a haircut
Already took Link for a haircut
7Up sells a Shirley Temple flavor!
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
7Up sells a Shirley Temple flavor!
Post you from a different era
Oh, how I wish I could help her understand who she is much earlier
Oh, how I wish I could help her understand who she is much earlier
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Post you from a different era
Oh, how I wish I could help her understand who she is much earlier
Oh, how I wish I could help her understand who she is much earlier
This is the first time I’ve been outside without a shirt on and I really liked it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is the first time I’ve been outside without a shirt on and I really liked it.
The only Oilers number I recognize is Warren Moon’s
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The only Oilers number I recognize is Warren Moon’s
The OED says I’m right:
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The OED says I’m right:
Now THAT’S a starship
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Now THAT’S a starship
“wElCoMe To ZoHrAn’s nEw YoRk”
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“wElCoMe To ZoHrAn’s nEw YoRk”
Oh yeah you like this, don’t you
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh yeah you like this, don’t you
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
For everyone’s benefit
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For everyone’s benefit
I believe this is the correct celebration?
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I believe this is the correct celebration?
My sister-in-law just sent me this
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My sister-in-law just sent me this