Jeremy
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Jeremy
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Born and raised in Oregon. NJ fortunate after two decades in SoFla. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual.

A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.

ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.

Endymionic AF.
Pinned
Bluesky really started to hum for me when I got these settings dialed in.
If I haven’t complimented you yet, hold fast. I will do it in the morning. I cannot keep my eyes open all of a sudden.

Sleep well, beasties.
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Compliments thread tonite 👀
Compliments thread tonight, queen??
Compliments thread tonite 👀

(Reply to this post and I’ll tell you something I like about you.)
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Compliments thread tonite 👀
Compliments thread tonight, queen??
Compliments thread tonite 👀

(Reply to this post and I’ll tell you something I like about you.)
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
make a Bond movie casual

Quantum of Shoelace
make a Bond movie casual

regular-pussy
Make a Bond movie casual

Quantum of Snickerdoodles
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Update. Santa brought me this. 🥰💜😺
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You’re stuffed and wishing there was whisk(e)y in this house with me tonight, this is what you get
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Man I had to go digging in my photos to finally find one. It is from during the pandemic lockdown in Hawaii. That blue guy got a work out during my time on island.
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
At the in-laws and we have the top floor of their big old house and they like to keep it warm on the main floor which means it’s 79 up here. 🥵
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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For some anniversary my husband gave me diamond earrings and I traded them in for this.
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Seasonally appropriate!
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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On the shelf with the crock pot and insta pot and elves. Wife prefers clear countertops so... We used it yesterday to make bread tho.
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Someone tell me how you’re all doing
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Step along the stanzas, lightly
brushing fingers across the rhymes
if rhyming is what your blood
has to say, sinew and bone
speaking, skin your paper,

your heart persistent,
beating out a meter only
you can feel unless
you touch us with it.
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Scrolling through tiktok and I just came across a clarified paper plane, and let me tell you, I love a clarified cocktail and I love a paper plane.

And I would never do this. It took a drink that is *gorgeous* and made it look like flat beer.
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Echoes of that one time Jack Skellington kidnapped Santa
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I love that you are a thoughtful and considerate person.
You deserve to have people around you who respect you and treat you well. Walk away from people who treat you badly.
If you're in pain, I want to know. I want to help.
Say things out loud.
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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People who are doing fine need attention too.
I love you.
I'm happy you're here.
You make life better just by being you.
I want to know more about you.
I trust you.
I love seeing you work hard at what you love.
I love seeing you be your own person.
I make mistakes. I try to be better next time.
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Felix Navidad
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I sometimes find
Words fail us
Emotions too loud
To hear intentions
Grief too bright
To see hope

In such moments
I need remember
Hearts should not be held
With whispers
Touch, is the language of Poetry

Our Vulnerability shared
Is not a weakness
It is fragile communion
To be gently cherished

🫂
Step along the stanzas, lightly
brushing fingers across the rhymes
if rhyming is what your blood
has to say, sinew and bone
speaking, skin your paper,

your heart persistent,
beating out a meter only
you can feel unless
you touch us with it.
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I don’t know why I’ve been on a poetry kick recently, but I have discovered I love writing poems to prompts from pals, even if they didn’t mean them to be prompts.
Step along the stanzas, lightly
brushing fingers across the rhymes
if rhyming is what your blood
has to say, sinew and bone
speaking, skin your paper,

your heart persistent,
beating out a meter only
you can feel unless
you touch us with it.
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I may be late to this but here is my workhorse in its new kitchen.
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:

Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Merry Christmas to folks who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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That’s it. That’s the mixer. My kitchen is too small for a stand mixer that I’d probably use max twice a year. Wouldn’t want one.
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Made it to Lexington. We are tired!
You’re finally on the way to Lexington (KY) with me for a few days, this is what you get
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM