Jeremy
@floregonian.com
Born and raised in Oregon. NJ fortunate after two decades in SoFla. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual.
A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.
ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.
Endymionic AF.
A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.
ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.
Endymionic AF.
Smack dab in the heart of my DGAF era
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Smack dab in the heart of my DGAF era
I came downstairs to make a sandwich for lunch and while I was in the kitchen the sun came out. Kind of. The clouds got a lot thinner for a moment and I could feel it. So I went outside to dose up.
Anyway, this is what you get
Anyway, this is what you get
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I came downstairs to make a sandwich for lunch and while I was in the kitchen the sun came out. Kind of. The clouds got a lot thinner for a moment and I could feel it. So I went outside to dose up.
Anyway, this is what you get
Anyway, this is what you get
Co-Star going for the jugular again today
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Co-Star going for the jugular again today
You’re dadbodding your way through another Sunday with me today, this is what you get
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You’re dadbodding your way through another Sunday with me today, this is what you get
My dad sings in an incredible semi-professional choir in Portland and I’ve heard them sing this so many times and I cannot tell you how jealous I am that I don’t get to be one of the voices you never hear but you couldn’t live without who makes this sound possible
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My dad sings in an incredible semi-professional choir in Portland and I’ve heard them sing this so many times and I cannot tell you how jealous I am that I don’t get to be one of the voices you never hear but you couldn’t live without who makes this sound possible
The way technology allows people to connect across vast space and time
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The way technology allows people to connect across vast space and time
I think it’s a tie between New Orleans and (due mostly to @realqrampage.fightins.online being so fucken rad) Philly
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think it’s a tie between New Orleans and (due mostly to @realqrampage.fightins.online being so fucken rad) Philly
This year, no. We’re in a weird transition between states. Next year, yes.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This year, no. We’re in a weird transition between states. Next year, yes.
Very seriously? Welding.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Very seriously? Welding.
A completely impossible question to answer so I’m going to say shark before all the dog, cat, bird, and horse people kill me
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A completely impossible question to answer so I’m going to say shark before all the dog, cat, bird, and horse people kill me
lol, this is 1000 times not really my thing but I’m going to answer this earnestly because why not?
Ok the Appalachian trail, in an outhouse at the Icewater Shelter. Just a beautiful place to do anything, really.
Ok the Appalachian trail, in an outhouse at the Icewater Shelter. Just a beautiful place to do anything, really.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
lol, this is 1000 times not really my thing but I’m going to answer this earnestly because why not?
Ok the Appalachian trail, in an outhouse at the Icewater Shelter. Just a beautiful place to do anything, really.
Ok the Appalachian trail, in an outhouse at the Icewater Shelter. Just a beautiful place to do anything, really.
What’s funny about this is that I just typed and deleted that the last time I did NGL someone eventually sent in a “how big is your dick” question, which I completely ignored.
Anyway, I love this strategy. Grindr is not really my bag, but if it was I would totally do this.
Anyway, I love this strategy. Grindr is not really my bag, but if it was I would totally do this.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What’s funny about this is that I just typed and deleted that the last time I did NGL someone eventually sent in a “how big is your dick” question, which I completely ignored.
Anyway, I love this strategy. Grindr is not really my bag, but if it was I would totally do this.
Anyway, I love this strategy. Grindr is not really my bag, but if it was I would totally do this.
Just a little space, a little quiet, a little time to figure things out without a million things trying to steal your attention.
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just a little space, a little quiet, a little time to figure things out without a million things trying to steal your attention.
You’re full of tortellini soup with me tonight, this is what you get
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You’re full of tortellini soup with me tonight, this is what you get
Happy Whisk(e)y Saturday to all who celebrate
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy Whisk(e)y Saturday to all who celebrate
Here’s the other one, @halfbakedrhymes.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Here’s the other one, @halfbakedrhymes.com
You’re taking a quick walk to get the mail with me today, this is what you get
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You’re taking a quick walk to get the mail with me today, this is what you get
Gotta celebrate some beauties
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Gotta celebrate some beauties
You’re a little blurry with me tonight, this is what you get
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You’re a little blurry with me tonight, this is what you get