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Luke Steuber ✔️
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Linguist, SLP, assistive technology engineer, crazy person.

I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.

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Luke Steuber ✔️ @lukesteuber.com · Jul 4
*ding*
A hand-drawn cartoon shows a cliff with a group of stick figures standing at the edge. A large sign above them reads, “RING BELL TO PISS OFF LIBERALS.” A stick figure on the left side is shown leaping to ring a bell attached to a horizontal bar extending from the cliff. Below the figure, another stick figure is mid-fall off the cliff, suggesting that ringing the bell causes people to fall.
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I am going to be a borderline correct borderline wrong crazy person for the rest of my life and I’m gonna get weirder and my hair is gonna get grayer and I’m gonna get hotter and nobody can stop me
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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AGAIN I did this
lukesteuber.com Luke Steuber ✔️ @lukesteuber.com · Feb 18
Why would I spend $15 to go out and have Thai food when I can buy the ingredients for $30 and cook it myself and ruin it
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Gonna be hard to hate on trans people when you’re too busy cooking squirrel meat on boiling asphalt
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I think about this a lot
The sheer prosperity of the country could be breathtaking. I had just come back from Senegal when the Guardian sent me on assignment to rust belt Ohio, during the first stirrings of Trumpism, back in 2015. I was there to report on the growing swell of populism by way of the postindustrial immiseration of middle America. I was stopping for gas on the way to a rally, and at the station they were selling a hotdog with as much chilli and cheese as you liked for $1.99. The chilli and cheese came out of the wall. You pressed two buttons, one for chilli and one for cheese. On the streets of Dakar, children hawk packs of peanuts and plastic bags of clean water on the street, and I wondered if you could even explain to them that there existed a place, on the same earth, where chilli and liquid cheese came out of a wall, and you could have as much of it as you liked for the equivalent of 20 minutes' work at the minimum wage, and that some of the people in that place considered themselves so hard done by that their resentful fury threatened the political order, that they just wanted to burn it all down.
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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“Have a nice weekend” sounds a lot less sinister than “make the most of the next two days”
September 24, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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LAX:
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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(eldritch grinding)
An art piece with a geodesic pattern within
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I think about this a lot
The sheer prosperity of the country could be breathtaking. I had just come back from Senegal when the Guardian sent me on assignment to rust belt Ohio, during the first stirrings of Trumpism, back in 2015. I was there to report on the growing swell of populism by way of the postindustrial immiseration of middle America. I was stopping for gas on the way to a rally, and at the station they were selling a hotdog with as much chilli and cheese as you liked for $1.99. The chilli and cheese came out of the wall. You pressed two buttons, one for chilli and one for cheese. On the streets of Dakar, children hawk packs of peanuts and plastic bags of clean water on the street, and I wondered if you could even explain to them that there existed a place, on the same earth, where chilli and liquid cheese came out of a wall, and you could have as much of it as you liked for the equivalent of 20 minutes' work at the minimum wage, and that some of the people in that place considered themselves so hard done by that their resentful fury threatened the political order, that they just wanted to burn it all down.
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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True story, my niece-once-removed (?) used to always try to ask Alexa to play the trolls movie theme song but she always pronounced it “alekska,” which means it didn’t respond, and I AM A SPEECH THERAPIST and I allowed it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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How much does it cost to buy a judge
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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“America is on life support.”

No, I disagree. America destroyed its life support systems, and it ain’t dead yet but also doesn’t know it is about to super duper need them.
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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-ive
A white shuttle bus at LAX under a concrete overhang. Its green LED sign reads “LAX-it”
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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halp I need to pee
George the Cat is sprawled lengthwise across my lap with head tucked down and one paw stretched forward, absolutely dead asleep
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I think I’m SOOOO smart but I was just taking screenshots of my phone to show how the display has a problem
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Uber gave me a priority upgrade because of bullshit at the airport, and I forgot about it at the time, so I'm about to get a pizza at warp 8
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A meme with two parts: 1. The top part contains the text: "My friends: You haven't left the house in days. Are you okay?" followed by "Me:". 2. The bottom part features an image of a cow lying on its side in a grassy field with a relaxed expression. Below the image is a caption that reads: "A healthy cow lying on her side is not immobilized; she can rise whenever she chooses."
June 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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halp I need to pee
George the Cat is sprawled lengthwise across my lap with head tucked down and one paw stretched forward, absolutely dead asleep
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Pepperidge farm took so much Xanax it doesn’t remember now
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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WSJ just blew this all up by carrying Trump’s water. On a lot of people, I think it’s going to work
Exclusive | The Incident That Prompted Trump to Ban Epstein From Mar-a-Lago’s Spa
Mar-a-Lago sent an 18-year-old spa worker on a house call to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. She complained to her bosses that Epstein pressured her for sex.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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“Bach didn’t fail music theory, music theory failed Bach”
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Yep
Tom Moran: Elon Musk should rot in hell
Musk claimed no one died as a result of these cuts, a claim that is beyond absurd on its face.
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December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
Departing NYC Mayor Adams Next Wants to Fix Education, Violence, and Antisemitism with Crypto
If you have a better idea for fixing education, violence, and antisemitism, I'd like to hear it.
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December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I had to turn down the font size five times to fit this whole sentence in one screenshot
Trump promised us low food prices the moment we hit day one but then that never happened and our grocery bills are not fun and he fired all the watchdogs who kept eyes out for corruption and then started slinging tarifts like a mad man with consumption while imagining war-torn Gaza as a resort opportunity he decked the White House out in gold with garish-snoot impunity and said he'd let Canada become our 51st state while he pardoned Jan. 6ers like a tyrannical ingrate and installed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the head of all our health and care thus letting anti-vaxxers bring back diseases once-rare then he accepted a jet from Qatar because ethics don't apply to him and left the Paris climate deal cause climate change is fine with him and gave the Gulf of Mexico a brand new name entirely and spoke of global dictators he looks upon admirably then mocked the Constitution ending citizenship birthright and offering "golden visas" if the cash is stacked up just right and he handed all our government to Elon Musk the nutter who then wiped out crucial agencies with a flutter of ignorance and malice proving billionaires are better left to launching rocket-phallus ... (please take a break here and catch your breath, or throw up) ... Trump worked to make the lives of all transgender people pure hell and pimped his own crypto because his life revolves around "Sell!" and he started bombing boats in waters international while giving us no evidence attacks were even rational and he brought no peace to Ukraine while claiming that he ends wars and he made it sound like people who complain about costs are bores and on our peaceful streets he dispatched swarms of armed U.S. troops all while wishing he could fly and cover protesters with human waste and he said the U.S. Mint would make a coin that has his face on it with great haste and slapped his name on everything then fell asleep while Cabinet members gleefully kissed his ring then he tore down the White House East Wing and also held…
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM