Luke Steuber ✔️
@lukesteuber.com
Linguist, SLP, assistive technology engineer, crazy person. I punch up, often.
I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.
lukesteuber.com <— boring
dr.eamer.dev/bluesky <— you want that
dr.eamer.dev/bipolar <— unless
I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.
lukesteuber.com <— boring
dr.eamer.dev/bluesky <— you want that
dr.eamer.dev/bipolar <— unless
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People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
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Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
Departing NYC Mayor Adams Next Wants to Fix Education, Violence, and Antisemitism with Crypto
If you have a better idea for fixing education, violence, and antisemitism, I'd like to hear it.
gizmodo.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
I had to turn down the font size five times to fit this whole sentence in one screenshot
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I had to turn down the font size five times to fit this whole sentence in one screenshot
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Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
Departing NYC Mayor Adams Next Wants to Fix Education, Violence, and Antisemitism with Crypto
If you have a better idea for fixing education, violence, and antisemitism, I'd like to hear it.
gizmodo.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
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I have a sarcastic science review blog I’ve been doing unlisted for ages and I decided to start posting them for real
I will try each time to come up with the most disorienting title / email subject line I can
I will try each time to come up with the most disorienting title / email subject line I can
penguins shit nine times harder than you sneeze
I’ve been sitting at the computer for far too long recently writing up the results of a research project/article/thing, and having just read through my work from yesterday I’ve concluded that my mind ...
open.substack.com
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I have a sarcastic science review blog I’ve been doing unlisted for ages and I decided to start posting them for real
I will try each time to come up with the most disorienting title / email subject line I can
I will try each time to come up with the most disorienting title / email subject line I can
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Every airline should have a dedicated person to yell at in each terminal
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Every airline should have a dedicated person to yell at in each terminal
LAX:
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LAX:
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
I am too bipolar to be trusted around money
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I am too bipolar to be trusted around money
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and ANOTHER thing -
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
and ANOTHER thing -
I didn’t even know it was possible to have such a bad experience flying, but united Airlines has really gone out of their way to be the least competent company I’ve had to deal with in at least two or three years
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I didn’t even know it was possible to have such a bad experience flying, but united Airlines has really gone out of their way to be the least competent company I’ve had to deal with in at least two or three years
and ANOTHER thing -
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
and ANOTHER thing -
I can’t stand being touched. I flinch and get startled, or best case I’m ticklish lol. I imagine that isn’t unique. I don’t want anyone to ever touch me again
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I can’t stand being touched. I flinch and get startled, or best case I’m ticklish lol. I imagine that isn’t unique. I don’t want anyone to ever touch me again
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Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
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Please don't tell me what MTG thinks
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please don't tell me what MTG thinks
All of my best therapists have been middle children, and I have repeatedly wanted to tell them but felt out of my lane
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
All of my best therapists have been middle children, and I have repeatedly wanted to tell them but felt out of my lane
Airport post modernism
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Airport post modernism
Sometimes when people talk about how America is homogenous I think about how e have open air airports with weed dispensaries
The weed is to the right and the plane is to the left
The weed is to the right and the plane is to the left
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sometimes when people talk about how America is homogenous I think about how e have open air airports with weed dispensaries
The weed is to the right and the plane is to the left
The weed is to the right and the plane is to the left
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Another one of those headlines that’ll be printed out in the genocide museum
Trump says reconstruction of Gaza will begin ‘soon’ as he meets Netanyahu at Mar-a-Lago – live
US president says he and Israeli prime minister will discuss ‘five major subjects’ and Gaza will be among them
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Another one of those headlines that’ll be printed out in the genocide museum
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
I have like TWO RELATIVES and they just RENEWED a YEAR of NEW YORK TIMES they gave me LAST YEAR
(Screaming)
(Screaming)
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I have like TWO RELATIVES and they just RENEWED a YEAR of NEW YORK TIMES they gave me LAST YEAR
(Screaming)
(Screaming)
Interesting
Stimulant medications affect arousal and reward, not attention networks
Stimulant medications (e.g., methylphenidate) were thought to improve attention by
acting on the brain's attention networks. Functional connectivity data now reveal
that stimulants are associated with...
www.cell.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Interesting