Luke Steuber ✔️
@lukesteuber.com
Linguist, SLP, assistive technology engineer, crazy person.
I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.
lukesteuber.com <— boring
dr.eamer.dev/bluesky <— you want that
dr.eamer.dev/bipolar <— unless
I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.
lukesteuber.com <— boring
dr.eamer.dev/bluesky <— you want that
dr.eamer.dev/bipolar <— unless
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I think about this a lot
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I think about this a lot
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Gonna be hard to hate on trans people when you’re too busy cooking squirrel meat on boiling asphalt
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Gonna be hard to hate on trans people when you’re too busy cooking squirrel meat on boiling asphalt
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True story, my niece-once-removed (?) used to always try to ask Alexa to play the trolls movie theme song but she always pronounced it “alekska,” which means it didn’t respond, and I AM A SPEECH THERAPIST and I allowed it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
True story, my niece-once-removed (?) used to always try to ask Alexa to play the trolls movie theme song but she always pronounced it “alekska,” which means it didn’t respond, and I AM A SPEECH THERAPIST and I allowed it
How much does it cost to buy a judge
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How much does it cost to buy a judge
“America is on life support.”
No, I disagree. America destroyed its life support systems, and it ain’t dead yet but also doesn’t know it is about to super duper need them.
No, I disagree. America destroyed its life support systems, and it ain’t dead yet but also doesn’t know it is about to super duper need them.
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“America is on life support.”
No, I disagree. America destroyed its life support systems, and it ain’t dead yet but also doesn’t know it is about to super duper need them.
No, I disagree. America destroyed its life support systems, and it ain’t dead yet but also doesn’t know it is about to super duper need them.
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Reposted by Luke Steuber ✔️
I think I’m SOOOO smart but I was just taking screenshots of my phone to show how the display has a problem
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I think I’m SOOOO smart but I was just taking screenshots of my phone to show how the display has a problem
Uber gave me a priority upgrade because of bullshit at the airport, and I forgot about it at the time, so I'm about to get a pizza at warp 8
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Uber gave me a priority upgrade because of bullshit at the airport, and I forgot about it at the time, so I'm about to get a pizza at warp 8
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Reposted by Luke Steuber ✔️
To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
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Pepperidge farm took so much Xanax it doesn’t remember now
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pepperidge farm took so much Xanax it doesn’t remember now
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“Have a nice weekend” sounds a lot less sinister than “make the most of the next two days”
September 24, 2023 at 12:04 AM
“Have a nice weekend” sounds a lot less sinister than “make the most of the next two days”
WSJ just blew this all up by carrying Trump’s water. On a lot of people, I think it’s going to work
Exclusive | The Incident That Prompted Trump to Ban Epstein From Mar-a-Lago’s Spa
Mar-a-Lago sent an 18-year-old spa worker on a house call to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. She complained to her bosses that Epstein pressured her for sex.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
WSJ just blew this all up by carrying Trump’s water. On a lot of people, I think it’s going to work
To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
“Bach didn’t fail music theory, music theory failed Bach”
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Bach didn’t fail music theory, music theory failed Bach”
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Reposted by Luke Steuber ✔️
Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
Departing NYC Mayor Adams Next Wants to Fix Education, Violence, and Antisemitism with Crypto
If you have a better idea for fixing education, violence, and antisemitism, I'd like to hear it.
gizmodo.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
I had to turn down the font size five times to fit this whole sentence in one screenshot
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I had to turn down the font size five times to fit this whole sentence in one screenshot
Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
Departing NYC Mayor Adams Next Wants to Fix Education, Violence, and Antisemitism with Crypto
If you have a better idea for fixing education, violence, and antisemitism, I'd like to hear it.
gizmodo.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
LAX:
terminal 1
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terminal Tom Bradley because why not
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terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
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December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LAX:
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
I am too bipolar to be trusted around money
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I am too bipolar to be trusted around money