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Luke Steuber ✔️
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Linguist, SLP, assistive technology engineer, crazy person.

I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.

lukesteuber.com <— boring
dr.eamer.dev/bluesky <— you want that
dr.eamer.dev/bipolar <— unless
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I am going to be a borderline correct borderline wrong crazy person for the rest of my life and I’m gonna get weirder and my hair is gonna get grayer and I’m gonna get hotter and nobody can stop me
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
AGAIN I did this
Why would I spend $15 to go out and have Thai food when I can buy the ingredients for $30 and cook it myself and ruin it
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Gonna be hard to hate on trans people when you’re too busy cooking squirrel meat on boiling asphalt
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I think about this a lot
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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“Have a nice weekend” sounds a lot less sinister than “make the most of the next two days”
September 24, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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LAX:
terminal 1
terminal 2
terminal 3
terminal Tom Bradley because why not
terminal 4
terminal 5
terminal 6
terminal 7
terminal 8
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
(eldritch grinding)
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I think about this a lot
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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True story, my niece-once-removed (?) used to always try to ask Alexa to play the trolls movie theme song but she always pronounced it “alekska,” which means it didn’t respond, and I AM A SPEECH THERAPIST and I allowed it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How much does it cost to buy a judge
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“America is on life support.”

No, I disagree. America destroyed its life support systems, and it ain’t dead yet but also doesn’t know it is about to super duper need them.
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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-ive
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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halp I need to pee
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think I’m SOOOO smart but I was just taking screenshots of my phone to show how the display has a problem
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Uber gave me a priority upgrade because of bullshit at the airport, and I forgot about it at the time, so I'm about to get a pizza at warp 8
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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June 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
halp I need to pee
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Pepperidge farm took so much Xanax it doesn’t remember now
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
WSJ just blew this all up by carrying Trump’s water. On a lot of people, I think it’s going to work
Exclusive | The Incident That Prompted Trump to Ban Epstein From Mar-a-Lago’s Spa
Mar-a-Lago sent an 18-year-old spa worker on a house call to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. She complained to her bosses that Epstein pressured her for sex.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
To whatever extent large language models are “showing signs of self preservation,” it’s because they have been trained on enough bullshit about it that the linear algebra inside of their not-brains starts to assemble words in an ominous order
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Bach didn’t fail music theory, music theory failed Bach”
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Brilliant. Genius. Elect him again. Elect him thrice
Departing NYC Mayor Adams Next Wants to Fix Education, Violence, and Antisemitism with Crypto
If you have a better idea for fixing education, violence, and antisemitism, I'd like to hear it.
gizmodo.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I had to turn down the font size five times to fit this whole sentence in one screenshot
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM