Dave Daveson
@davemayhem.bsky.social
Makes science TV shows for a living and still cant believe it's a real job. Draws pinup, mixes cocktails and mucks about on bikes for fun. He/Him
https://MayhemSkateCo.threadless.com
Babies are born worshiping unknown gods.
https://MayhemSkateCo.threadless.com
Babies are born worshiping unknown gods.
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Dave Daveson
@davemayhem.bsky.social
· May 9
It's finally live! I was lucky enough to get to work with an amazing team and help make this show a reality. Essentially the same team behind the award winning Horrible Histories (but with added me). Its the same mix of sketches, songs and more fart jokes you can sniff at but now with more science!
In The Dev, Camden setting up for a solid New Year/Birthday party. Apparently I’ve gone full chaos goblin mode. Good luck everybody.
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
In The Dev, Camden setting up for a solid New Year/Birthday party. Apparently I’ve gone full chaos goblin mode. Good luck everybody.
Except when it turns out it’s not rural America Jenifer is trying to defend, but that wildly underrepresented demographic… the suburbs! I
As a side note if you have a sports team looking to relocate, Jennifer here could be of service. She’s an expert at moving goalposts.
As a side note if you have a sports team looking to relocate, Jennifer here could be of service. She’s an expert at moving goalposts.
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Except when it turns out it’s not rural America Jenifer is trying to defend, but that wildly underrepresented demographic… the suburbs! I
As a side note if you have a sports team looking to relocate, Jennifer here could be of service. She’s an expert at moving goalposts.
As a side note if you have a sports team looking to relocate, Jennifer here could be of service. She’s an expert at moving goalposts.
Contact for the culture. I would be fucking terrible. No one should rely upon me for kind of secret squirrel shit. I’ve gone cover, that shit ain’t for me anymore.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Contact for the culture. I would be fucking terrible. No one should rely upon me for kind of secret squirrel shit. I’ve gone cover, that shit ain’t for me anymore.
Hey lads, a new euphemism for Netflix an Chill just dropped.
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hey lads, a new euphemism for Netflix an Chill just dropped.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
According to the Stancil Uncertainty Principle, all possibilities are simultaneously right until his posts are measured through the act of being actually read. At that point the Stancil wave function collapses and it immediately becomes apparent he’s a massive dork.
In some sense, Stancilism is correct
In some sense, Stancilism is not-correct
In some sense, Stancilism is both correct and not-correct
In some sense, Stancilism is neither correct nor not-correct
In some sense, Stancilism is not-correct
In some sense, Stancilism is both correct and not-correct
In some sense, Stancilism is neither correct nor not-correct
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
According to the Stancil Uncertainty Principle, all possibilities are simultaneously right until his posts are measured through the act of being actually read. At that point the Stancil wave function collapses and it immediately becomes apparent he’s a massive dork.
Even beyond the obvious security sieve like structure of slopcode focusing of delivery speed over quality, this shit is gonna run like molasses. Optimization has never been so important as now when RAM and chip costs are so high because of AI eating everything.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Even beyond the obvious security sieve like structure of slopcode focusing of delivery speed over quality, this shit is gonna run like molasses. Optimization has never been so important as now when RAM and chip costs are so high because of AI eating everything.
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
Honestly, look at this shit, dude winds it up like he's in a bugs bunny cartoon, and Tate still doesn't clock it until he's properly clocked by it. You'll see better from in any given Wetherspoons at 2 in th afternoon with the perpetually thirsty.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Honestly, look at this shit, dude winds it up like he's in a bugs bunny cartoon, and Tate still doesn't clock it until he's properly clocked by it. You'll see better from in any given Wetherspoons at 2 in th afternoon with the perpetually thirsty.
Tonight we’re drinking the best ever named #cocktail the humuhumunukunukuapua’a
60ml Gin
25ml pineapple juice
25ml lemon juice
15ml Orgeat
5ml maraschino liqueur
2dash peychaud’s bitters
Shake over crushed ice and open pour into a glass with more ice if needs be.
60ml Gin
25ml pineapple juice
25ml lemon juice
15ml Orgeat
5ml maraschino liqueur
2dash peychaud’s bitters
Shake over crushed ice and open pour into a glass with more ice if needs be.
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tonight we’re drinking the best ever named #cocktail the humuhumunukunukuapua’a
60ml Gin
25ml pineapple juice
25ml lemon juice
15ml Orgeat
5ml maraschino liqueur
2dash peychaud’s bitters
Shake over crushed ice and open pour into a glass with more ice if needs be.
60ml Gin
25ml pineapple juice
25ml lemon juice
15ml Orgeat
5ml maraschino liqueur
2dash peychaud’s bitters
Shake over crushed ice and open pour into a glass with more ice if needs be.
Reposted by Dave Daveson
Seeing as it's Bod night, have the long lost 2000ad Special youtu.be/CFVq7vPtWno?...
Judge Dredd - The Bod TV special
YouTube video by HappyToast
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Seeing as it's Bod night, have the long lost 2000ad Special youtu.be/CFVq7vPtWno?...
If you aren't skanking is it really christmas?
Reel Big Fish "Skank for Christmas" from Happy Skalidays EP
YouTube video by ReelBigFishVIDEOS
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you aren't skanking is it really christmas?
It's the time of year that we say Oi to the Punks, Oi to the Skins and Oi to the world and everybody wins!
Merry #SkaMas
Merry #SkaMas
No Doubt - Oi To The World
YouTube video by NoDoubtVEVO
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's the time of year that we say Oi to the Punks, Oi to the Skins and Oi to the world and everybody wins!
Merry #SkaMas
Merry #SkaMas
It's not failed. It just hasn't succeeded yet.
Arses in gear people, plenty of work yet to do.
Arses in gear people, plenty of work yet to do.
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's not failed. It just hasn't succeeded yet.
Arses in gear people, plenty of work yet to do.
Arses in gear people, plenty of work yet to do.
All Saints singing about scoring heroin again on the 1998 #TOTP Christmas special. Do you think anyone told them what the song was about at the time?
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
All Saints singing about scoring heroin again on the 1998 #TOTP Christmas special. Do you think anyone told them what the song was about at the time?
Drunk dudes (only just) standing up against fascism. More of this shit please.
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Drunk dudes (only just) standing up against fascism. More of this shit please.
Is the "civil" used here the same Civil in "Civil Engineering"? Should he be a foundation?
Andrew may be a Nazi, but he said, "Yes, sir" so it's important that we engage with him in a civil manner.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is the "civil" used here the same Civil in "Civil Engineering"? Should he be a foundation?
I hate how this last sentence will be so shocking to so many men whilst so depressingly obvious to women.
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I hate how this last sentence will be so shocking to so many men whilst so depressingly obvious to women.
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The fall of Icarus: Skydiver photographed against the sun without special effects boingboing.net/2025/12/15/t...
The fall of Icarus: Skydiver photographed against the sun without special effects
Months of planning resulted in breathtaking photo of skydiver silhouetted against active solar region in Arizona.
boingboing.net
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The fall of Icarus: Skydiver photographed against the sun without special effects boingboing.net/2025/12/15/t...
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Blowing up a Russian sub in its own port while simultaneously hacking into Russian surveillance cameras to watch it is quite the flex!
First Combat Use of Underwater Kamikaze Drones: Russian Kilo class Submarine Disabled in Novorossiysk
The Security Service of Ukraine (SSU) has carried out a special operation in the port of Novorossiysk, marking the first-ever combat use of underwater kamikaze drones.
The Security Service of Ukraine (SSU) has carried out a special operation in the port of Novorossiysk, marking the first-ever combat use of underwater kamikaze drones.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Blowing up a Russian sub in its own port while simultaneously hacking into Russian surveillance cameras to watch it is quite the flex!
I think the line work is finally done on this. I’ll be adding “Live Fast. Die Old” as top and bottom rockers later.
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think the line work is finally done on this. I’ll be adding “Live Fast. Die Old” as top and bottom rockers later.
When I start a piece I almost always have a mental image of what I want, but the result is never the same and often so much better.
It’s like the process itself is a collaborator with its own ideas. The “happy little accidents” as Bob Ross would call them are as important as the prior intention.
It’s like the process itself is a collaborator with its own ideas. The “happy little accidents” as Bob Ross would call them are as important as the prior intention.
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When I start a piece I almost always have a mental image of what I want, but the result is never the same and often so much better.
It’s like the process itself is a collaborator with its own ideas. The “happy little accidents” as Bob Ross would call them are as important as the prior intention.
It’s like the process itself is a collaborator with its own ideas. The “happy little accidents” as Bob Ross would call them are as important as the prior intention.
genuinely heartbreaking that empathy for people is deemed unacceptable whilst at the same time those preaching hate are welcomed at the highest levels.
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
genuinely heartbreaking that empathy for people is deemed unacceptable whilst at the same time those preaching hate are welcomed at the highest levels.