852dude
@852dude.bsky.social
Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas
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852dude
@852dude.bsky.social
· Jun 1
Hey new #NUFC followers.
You should be aware that I have no idea what is happening at the club and am no sort of itk.
You will get lots of swearing and horrible football opinions.
I only thinks it's fair to give you a heads up.
You should be aware that I have no idea what is happening at the club and am no sort of itk.
You will get lots of swearing and horrible football opinions.
I only thinks it's fair to give you a heads up.
I know this is super old news by now, but some of the prop store auction is unbelievably cool.
And if I had an extra 70k laying around, I absolutely would.
propstoreauction.com
And if I had an extra 70k laying around, I absolutely would.
propstoreauction.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I know this is super old news by now, but some of the prop store auction is unbelievably cool.
And if I had an extra 70k laying around, I absolutely would.
propstoreauction.com
And if I had an extra 70k laying around, I absolutely would.
propstoreauction.com
There are no guardrails, no regulations, absolutely zero rules with this stuff.
So yeah, its gonna break everything until we force the chuds forcing slop down our throats to stop.
So yeah, its gonna break everything until we force the chuds forcing slop down our throats to stop.
On one hand, the epidemic of LLM pseudolaw will be a major boon for sovereign citizens movements and the far-right. On the other hand, this will destroy the cottage industry of cranks pitching $500.00 seminars on why the Magna Carta says parking tickets aren’t constitutional.
So, who knows.
So, who knows.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There are no guardrails, no regulations, absolutely zero rules with this stuff.
So yeah, its gonna break everything until we force the chuds forcing slop down our throats to stop.
So yeah, its gonna break everything until we force the chuds forcing slop down our throats to stop.
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"Sunday today with Willie Geist" is a TV show where you learn facts about Sunday with a penis obssesd ghost
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Sunday today with Willie Geist" is a TV show where you learn facts about Sunday with a penis obssesd ghost
Oh. Ive missed yall.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh. Ive missed yall.
Himalayan sea salt is such a scam. The Himalayas are fucking hundreds miles away from the ocean. How you mining sea salt up a mountain?
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Himalayan sea salt is such a scam. The Himalayas are fucking hundreds miles away from the ocean. How you mining sea salt up a mountain?
For some reason my brain constantly reads "msracheforlittles" as "msrachelfortitties" and those are two very different things.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
For some reason my brain constantly reads "msracheforlittles" as "msrachelfortitties" and those are two very different things.
Before the invention of paper, and scissors, I bet the game of rock was really anti climactic. Lots of draws.
"Oh bro, two rocks again... We should invent some other stuff the next patch" then the beta testers rejected "mammoth" as being too OP.
"Oh bro, two rocks again... We should invent some other stuff the next patch" then the beta testers rejected "mammoth" as being too OP.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Before the invention of paper, and scissors, I bet the game of rock was really anti climactic. Lots of draws.
"Oh bro, two rocks again... We should invent some other stuff the next patch" then the beta testers rejected "mammoth" as being too OP.
"Oh bro, two rocks again... We should invent some other stuff the next patch" then the beta testers rejected "mammoth" as being too OP.
MS Now sounds less like a news network and more like the rallying cry of people who are super into a really awful disease.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
MS Now sounds less like a news network and more like the rallying cry of people who are super into a really awful disease.
So anyways.
How bout them broncos?
And Avs?
And Nuggets?
How bout them broncos?
And Avs?
And Nuggets?
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So anyways.
How bout them broncos?
And Avs?
And Nuggets?
How bout them broncos?
And Avs?
And Nuggets?
"Sunday today with Willie Geist" is a TV show where you learn facts about Sunday with a penis obssesd ghost
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Sunday today with Willie Geist" is a TV show where you learn facts about Sunday with a penis obssesd ghost
Bro. When flying is as fun as clubbing, then ill dress up.
Airlines moved to self checkin and there's no one to dress up for in the hopes of an upgrade anymore.
The computers have automated all of that.
And you want me to wear a suit to smell Billy's farts in the next seat?
Airlines moved to self checkin and there's no one to dress up for in the hopes of an upgrade anymore.
The computers have automated all of that.
And you want me to wear a suit to smell Billy's farts in the next seat?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Bro. When flying is as fun as clubbing, then ill dress up.
Airlines moved to self checkin and there's no one to dress up for in the hopes of an upgrade anymore.
The computers have automated all of that.
And you want me to wear a suit to smell Billy's farts in the next seat?
Airlines moved to self checkin and there's no one to dress up for in the hopes of an upgrade anymore.
The computers have automated all of that.
And you want me to wear a suit to smell Billy's farts in the next seat?
You never hear about the local "lovers lane" any more.
Society went to shit when we stopped ignoring the agreed upon public fornication spaces.
Society went to shit when we stopped ignoring the agreed upon public fornication spaces.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You never hear about the local "lovers lane" any more.
Society went to shit when we stopped ignoring the agreed upon public fornication spaces.
Society went to shit when we stopped ignoring the agreed upon public fornication spaces.
We only got 5 mins alone because im the type of dude who plans things down to the second, and I got tickets for the first entry of the day.
We skipped past all the tour groups that did not have tickets.
It ruled.
We skipped past all the tour groups that did not have tickets.
It ruled.
Whats really cool about this. Is it decided to pull the trigger on becoming an American the day that we visited the Lincoln Memorial.
Which is the same day my family got 5 minutes alone with the Declaration, Bill of Rights, and Constitution at the National Archives.
Which is the same day my family got 5 minutes alone with the Declaration, Bill of Rights, and Constitution at the National Archives.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We only got 5 mins alone because im the type of dude who plans things down to the second, and I got tickets for the first entry of the day.
We skipped past all the tour groups that did not have tickets.
It ruled.
We skipped past all the tour groups that did not have tickets.
It ruled.
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I'll tell you one thing wrong with this app - no one is ever sharing pictures from olive garden
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'll tell you one thing wrong with this app - no one is ever sharing pictures from olive garden
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"and don't forget to check out these recipes" nice try, Big Ingredient
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"and don't forget to check out these recipes" nice try, Big Ingredient
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November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
Oh..
I missed so many Jerry posts.
This is great. Its binge Jerry's timeline time.
I missed so many Jerry posts.
This is great. Its binge Jerry's timeline time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Oh..
I missed so many Jerry posts.
This is great. Its binge Jerry's timeline time.
I missed so many Jerry posts.
This is great. Its binge Jerry's timeline time.
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advil was really cooking when they sugar coated their tablets
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
advil was really cooking when they sugar coated their tablets
My phone generated a "memories" album for me from my photos today. It was just 57 pictures of my dog.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My phone generated a "memories" album for me from my photos today. It was just 57 pictures of my dog.
Whats really cool about this. Is it decided to pull the trigger on becoming an American the day that we visited the Lincoln Memorial.
Which is the same day my family got 5 minutes alone with the Declaration, Bill of Rights, and Constitution at the National Archives.
Which is the same day my family got 5 minutes alone with the Declaration, Bill of Rights, and Constitution at the National Archives.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Whats really cool about this. Is it decided to pull the trigger on becoming an American the day that we visited the Lincoln Memorial.
Which is the same day my family got 5 minutes alone with the Declaration, Bill of Rights, and Constitution at the National Archives.
Which is the same day my family got 5 minutes alone with the Declaration, Bill of Rights, and Constitution at the National Archives.
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If you get them talking about cheese too, you’ll end up in a wurst-käse scenario.
You ever talk to a German dude about sausages?
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you get them talking about cheese too, you’ll end up in a wurst-käse scenario.
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... oh, though, this could be a good way to have a hedge witch in a modern urban fantasy...
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
... oh, though, this could be a good way to have a hedge witch in a modern urban fantasy...
I used to think that hedge funds were places that raised money for cool looking shrubberies.
Dudes who worked there were masters with a pair of garden shears.
And im mad that I was ever disabused of this notion.
Dudes who worked there were masters with a pair of garden shears.
And im mad that I was ever disabused of this notion.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I used to think that hedge funds were places that raised money for cool looking shrubberies.
Dudes who worked there were masters with a pair of garden shears.
And im mad that I was ever disabused of this notion.
Dudes who worked there were masters with a pair of garden shears.
And im mad that I was ever disabused of this notion.
You ever talk to a German dude about sausages?
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You ever talk to a German dude about sausages?
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.