I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub
@callmematub.bsky.social
Packers, making stuff, whisk(e)y, lifting, and crude humor. Words for @acmepackingco.bsky.social. One third of Reporting As Eligible.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
Pinned
I would consider myself an agile 10x engineer with a focus on delivering Industry 4.0 solutions that synergize with your company's LEAN / Six Sigma methodologies. I've often beALRGLARGLEBLAHARGB
(continues to The Exorcist vomit black sludge uncontrollably)
(continues to The Exorcist vomit black sludge uncontrollably)
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I just heard my ringtone for the first time in I don't know how many years.
Turns out it's the theme song for The I.T. Crowd.
Turns out it's the theme song for The I.T. Crowd.
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I just heard my ringtone for the first time in I don't know how many years.
Turns out it's the theme song for The I.T. Crowd.
Turns out it's the theme song for The I.T. Crowd.
I did the Lays 72hr SB thing. They were at my doorstep 71hrs after I signed up. About 70hrs from when they closed entries
@sammwichh.bsky.social joked they were 2 weeks old and sitting on a truck
I work in food manufacturing so I speak date code
tl;dr these were made ~4 hours after I ordered
Dang!
@sammwichh.bsky.social joked they were 2 weeks old and sitting on a truck
I work in food manufacturing so I speak date code
tl;dr these were made ~4 hours after I ordered
Dang!
February 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I did the Lays 72hr SB thing. They were at my doorstep 71hrs after I signed up. About 70hrs from when they closed entries
@sammwichh.bsky.social joked they were 2 weeks old and sitting on a truck
I work in food manufacturing so I speak date code
tl;dr these were made ~4 hours after I ordered
Dang!
@sammwichh.bsky.social joked they were 2 weeks old and sitting on a truck
I work in food manufacturing so I speak date code
tl;dr these were made ~4 hours after I ordered
Dang!
There are things I still need the hellsite for. For example: it's the only place to get notes on the pre-release Hytale patches.
I have a burner @ because it's impossible to use without being logged in.
Every time I go there I'm reminded why I left. How can any normal person still be there?
I have a burner @ because it's impossible to use without being logged in.
Every time I go there I'm reminded why I left. How can any normal person still be there?
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
There are things I still need the hellsite for. For example: it's the only place to get notes on the pre-release Hytale patches.
I have a burner @ because it's impossible to use without being logged in.
Every time I go there I'm reminded why I left. How can any normal person still be there?
I have a burner @ because it's impossible to use without being logged in.
Every time I go there I'm reminded why I left. How can any normal person still be there?
Tax the fuckin churches holy fuck
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Tax the fuckin churches holy fuck
If this turns into a game I'm gonna be so pissed
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
If this turns into a game I'm gonna be so pissed
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Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“
Watching a TE wearing 88 make a catch and immediately fall down makes me miss the season already
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Watching a TE wearing 88 make a catch and immediately fall down makes me miss the season already
Fuck yes he did.
Did he give the Grammy to Liam??
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Fuck yes he did.
A government paid for Superbowl ad featuring a convicted rapist talking about killing himself just played while my kids were watching.
I fucking hate this administration on so many levels I didn't think were possible.
I fucking hate this administration on so many levels I didn't think were possible.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
A government paid for Superbowl ad featuring a convicted rapist talking about killing himself just played while my kids were watching.
I fucking hate this administration on so many levels I didn't think were possible.
I fucking hate this administration on so many levels I didn't think were possible.
I cannot wait to find out the lore of this wedding and reception happening as the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I cannot wait to find out the lore of this wedding and reception happening as the halftime show
My wife just yelled up to the kids that the Bad Bunny concert is about to start.
They stopped watching a YouTube video to come down.
Damn generation Alpha and their woke ideology. Smh
They stopped watching a YouTube video to come down.
Damn generation Alpha and their woke ideology. Smh
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My wife just yelled up to the kids that the Bad Bunny concert is about to start.
They stopped watching a YouTube video to come down.
Damn generation Alpha and their woke ideology. Smh
They stopped watching a YouTube video to come down.
Damn generation Alpha and their woke ideology. Smh
It touched the ground
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It touched the ground
Using Microsoft copilot to scout is probably why the buccaneers suck
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Using Microsoft copilot to scout is probably why the buccaneers suck
"Sam Darnold has a little bit of Brett Favre in him"
He's racist?
He's racist?
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
"Sam Darnold has a little bit of Brett Favre in him"
He's racist?
He's racist?
NBC can't not do the SNL guest headshot thing
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
NBC can't not do the SNL guest headshot thing
LMAO that wasn't a catch
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
LMAO that wasn't a catch
For anyone just learning about Brandi Carlile today, here's my favorite solo song of hers.
She's singing the song she wrote about her daughter to her daughter and it makes me WEEP
youtu.be/z865nKpgH0Q?...
She's singing the song she wrote about her daughter to her daughter and it makes me WEEP
youtu.be/z865nKpgH0Q?...
Brandi Carlile - The Mother (Live)
YouTube video by Brandi Carlile
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
For anyone just learning about Brandi Carlile today, here's my favorite solo song of hers.
She's singing the song she wrote about her daughter to her daughter and it makes me WEEP
youtu.be/z865nKpgH0Q?...
She's singing the song she wrote about her daughter to her daughter and it makes me WEEP
youtu.be/z865nKpgH0Q?...
February 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I'm pretty sure this is @zachjacobson.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I'm pretty sure this is @zachjacobson.bsky.social
You either die Martin Riggs or live long enough to see yourself become Roger Murtaugh.
My company holiday party on Saturday followed by leaving for the airport at 5am Sunday has cemented it.
I have finally become too old for this shit.
My company holiday party on Saturday followed by leaving for the airport at 5am Sunday has cemented it.
I have finally become too old for this shit.
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
You either die Martin Riggs or live long enough to see yourself become Roger Murtaugh.
My company holiday party on Saturday followed by leaving for the airport at 5am Sunday has cemented it.
I have finally become too old for this shit.
My company holiday party on Saturday followed by leaving for the airport at 5am Sunday has cemented it.
I have finally become too old for this shit.
Hey I just wanted to let everyone know that you don't have to be plugged in all the time.
I've been off my phone while on this work trip and when I get to my hotel at night I play PS2 games on my ROG Ally that's in airplane mode.
I don't feel guilty not knowing every detail every second. Try it
I've been off my phone while on this work trip and when I get to my hotel at night I play PS2 games on my ROG Ally that's in airplane mode.
I don't feel guilty not knowing every detail every second. Try it
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hey I just wanted to let everyone know that you don't have to be plugged in all the time.
I've been off my phone while on this work trip and when I get to my hotel at night I play PS2 games on my ROG Ally that's in airplane mode.
I don't feel guilty not knowing every detail every second. Try it
I've been off my phone while on this work trip and when I get to my hotel at night I play PS2 games on my ROG Ally that's in airplane mode.
I don't feel guilty not knowing every detail every second. Try it
I was out at dinner with my whole 12 person group of coworkers. An Italian joint.
We're ordering dessert and I get the chocolate layer cake. I swear they brought me out a quarter of a fuckin cake.
Everyone laughed and then started singing happy birthday. Whole restaurant clapped.
Well played guys
We're ordering dessert and I get the chocolate layer cake. I swear they brought me out a quarter of a fuckin cake.
Everyone laughed and then started singing happy birthday. Whole restaurant clapped.
Well played guys
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I was out at dinner with my whole 12 person group of coworkers. An Italian joint.
We're ordering dessert and I get the chocolate layer cake. I swear they brought me out a quarter of a fuckin cake.
Everyone laughed and then started singing happy birthday. Whole restaurant clapped.
Well played guys
We're ordering dessert and I get the chocolate layer cake. I swear they brought me out a quarter of a fuckin cake.
Everyone laughed and then started singing happy birthday. Whole restaurant clapped.
Well played guys
The current track playing on repeat.
Completely unrelated, Alex Pretti inspired me to finally sign up for a CCW cert class.
open.spotify.com/track/5Pg8MZ...
Completely unrelated, Alex Pretti inspired me to finally sign up for a CCW cert class.
open.spotify.com/track/5Pg8MZ...
Rack
open.spotify.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The current track playing on repeat.
Completely unrelated, Alex Pretti inspired me to finally sign up for a CCW cert class.
open.spotify.com/track/5Pg8MZ...
Completely unrelated, Alex Pretti inspired me to finally sign up for a CCW cert class.
open.spotify.com/track/5Pg8MZ...
I'm really glad that in times of immeasurable stress and anxiety I can always count on my football team to make it worse
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I'm really glad that in times of immeasurable stress and anxiety I can always count on my football team to make it worse