T. Greg Doucette
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist.
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Only at-most-36 months left in Donald Trump's presidency -- and this one will be one of the shortest π
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Only at-most-36 months left in Donald Trump's presidency -- and this one will be one of the shortest π
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lol deep cut
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Now *this* is dark
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Now *this* is dark
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@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social is it normal for one's mother to file with the court?
Sam Bankman-Fried has just filed a pro se motion for a new trial, via his mother
www.courtlistener.com/docket/66631...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/66631...
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social is it normal for one's mother to file with the court?
US Attorney's Office continues to eat shit with grand juries. It's amazing.
ππ: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
ππ: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
Grand Jury Rebuffs Justice Dept. Attempt to Indict 6 Democrats in Congress
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
US Attorney's Office continues to eat shit with grand juries. It's amazing.
ππ: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
ππ: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
Dumber than a sectional in the Naval Observatory
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Dumber than a sectional in the Naval Observatory
Dumber than a container of rusty thumbtacks
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Dumber than a container of rusty thumbtacks
Dumber than a weather vane in a wind tunnel
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Dumber than a weather vane in a wind tunnel
He is so stupid that if his ancestors knew how stupid he would be, they would lay down their spears and walk empty handed to face the mammoth in hope he would never be born.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Almost certainly a both/and scenario instead of either/or
The graft is legendary, and in a more civil society would be met with a guillotine and a 150% confiscatory tax rate on all possessions
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
The graft is legendary, and in a more civil society would be met with a guillotine and a 150% confiscatory tax rate on all possessions
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
We sure this isn't just giving government money to one of his buddies? And probably with a kickback to him.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Almost certainly a both/and scenario instead of either/or
The graft is legendary, and in a more civil society would be met with a guillotine and a 150% confiscatory tax rate on all possessions
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
The graft is legendary, and in a more civil society would be met with a guillotine and a 150% confiscatory tax rate on all possessions
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
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The only thing that this administration will manage to burn is every bit of goodwill and strategic advantage the United States of America possesses.
China is so far ahead of us on battery tech and renewables, which is an actual strategic problem for the US, and this muppet is having DOD source power from coal plants π€ͺ
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The only thing that this administration will manage to burn is every bit of goodwill and strategic advantage the United States of America possesses.
China is so far ahead of us on battery tech and renewables, which is an actual strategic problem for the US, and this muppet is having DOD source power from coal plants π€ͺ
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
China is so far ahead of us on battery tech and renewables, which is an actual strategic problem for the US, and this muppet is having DOD source power from coal plants π€ͺ
This guy truly is dumber than a bucketful of used condoms
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
reut.rs
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This guy truly is dumber than a bucketful of used condoms
The hell? Unless she was presenting the old passport, I see no reason to even take a moment's time with her.
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
In our case, the apparently DOGE'd Department of Whatever The Fuck marked the Mrs's old passport as lost when they issued her new one
bsky.app/profile/cjon...
bsky.app/profile/cjon...
I used to get detained every time I entered because there's a dude with my exact name and birthdate who has done a lot of bad stuff apparently.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
In our case, the apparently DOGE'd Department of Whatever The Fuck marked the Mrs's old passport as lost when they issued her new one
bsky.app/profile/cjon...
bsky.app/profile/cjon...
Weirdest coda to a vacation I have literally ever had in my life π€ͺ
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Weirdest coda to a vacation I have literally ever had in my life π€ͺ
(Mrs has been released, all is well)
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
(Mrs has been released, all is well)
Unexpected side benefit of the Threadnought: the Mrs got inexplicably detained by CBP, and within seconds I had the name of an immigration attorney to call if I needed it
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Unexpected side benefit of the Threadnought: the Mrs got inexplicably detained by CBP, and within seconds I had the name of an immigration attorney to call if I needed it
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One of the families I've been supporting just had a parent picked up by ICE. Please help us reunite this family.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
One of the families I've been supporting just had a parent picked up by ICE. Please help us reunite this family.
gofund.me/4f5ea5781
gofund.me/4f5ea5781
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Martinez is not only courageous, but she has spirit/charisma/etc. that makes her an enormous propaganda fail for these mutants.
They didnβt want her to tell her story at all, let alone as starkly and inspiringly as she does.
They didnβt want her to tell her story at all, let alone as starkly and inspiringly as she does.
Hours after Border Patrol Agent Charles Exum shot a Chicago woman 5 times, his boss, Cmdr. Greg Bovino, emailed him about extending his mandatory retirement.
"In light of your excellent service in Chicago, you have much left to do!!β Bovino wrote
Story:
www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/10/m...
"In light of your excellent service in Chicago, you have much left to do!!β Bovino wrote
Story:
www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/10/m...
Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino praised agent after shooting Marimar Martinez in Chicago, evidence shows
A trove of evidence was released Tuesday in the controversial shooting of Marimar Martinez by a Border Patrol agent at the height of Operation Midway Blitz last October, including a body-worn camerβ¦
www.chicagotribune.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Martinez is not only courageous, but she has spirit/charisma/etc. that makes her an enormous propaganda fail for these mutants.
They didnβt want her to tell her story at all, let alone as starkly and inspiringly as she does.
They didnβt want her to tell her story at all, let alone as starkly and inspiringly as she does.
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I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Cops are great
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Cops are great
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This is such a wild thing to say to someone who just shot an unarmed person bsky.app/profile/jmet...
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
This is such a wild thing to say to someone who just shot an unarmed person bsky.app/profile/jmet...
Iβll take 1946
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Now we just need him to be like Hitler in April 1945...
I know comparison to Hitler is cliche, but he is like Hitler in 1945 when his subordinates fed him fake maps, false operational data, imaginary battalions.
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Now we just need him to be like Hitler in April 1945...