T. Greg Doucette
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist.
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
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It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
Cops are great
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Cops are great
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To show my money is where my mouth is, my $25 is now $91. Keep kicking ass, @gregdoucette.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
To show my money is where my mouth is, my $25 is now $91. Keep kicking ass, @gregdoucette.bsky.social
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My favorite annual event!
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My favorite annual event!
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
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I'm crying for a few reasons tonight, but this is a good one. Greg is doing good things here. If I'm reading his matching right, a donation of $4.50 turns into $50. ($41 in per donor matches plus a 1:1 matching). If you've got a fiver in your Venmo that you can share, it can go far.
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm crying for a few reasons tonight, but this is a good one. Greg is doing good things here. If I'm reading his matching right, a donation of $4.50 turns into $50. ($41 in per donor matches plus a 1:1 matching). If you've got a fiver in your Venmo that you can share, it can go far.
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Each and every donation to the Foodraiser generates $41 in matching funds and there is another overall matcher who will match dollar for dollar for the first $75,000 raised! In other words, even a small donation goes a really long way. Scroll up in the thread below to find the donation links!
Saved it on the work laptop by mistake, no wonder I couldn't find it 🤪
So matchers! They make things exciting because no one knows where we'll end up 😂
I think I've got all the current matching offers here, basically adding +$36 for each person who donates by this Friday @ 11:59pm PST! 🔥🔥
So matchers! They make things exciting because no one knows where we'll end up 😂
I think I've got all the current matching offers here, basically adding +$36 for each person who donates by this Friday @ 11:59pm PST! 🔥🔥
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Each and every donation to the Foodraiser generates $41 in matching funds and there is another overall matcher who will match dollar for dollar for the first $75,000 raised! In other words, even a small donation goes a really long way. Scroll up in the thread below to find the donation links!
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Note: As I am one of the matchers here, donate if I've annoyed you to make me poorer. If you really hate me, get your friends to donate too.
I will also provide personally tailored bad takes to annoy you into donating if needed.
I will also provide personally tailored bad takes to annoy you into donating if needed.
➡️ Donor Matchers
The highlight of this event each fundraiser, we have folks who have agreed to join me in donating a certain dollar amount for each individual contributor across all these donation methods 🔥
So the more *people* who give, the more money the matchers give!
The highlight of this event each fundraiser, we have folks who have agreed to join me in donating a certain dollar amount for each individual contributor across all these donation methods 🔥
So the more *people* who give, the more money the matchers give!
doctor strange is flying through the air with many hands spread out
Alt: GIF from the Marvel movie Avengers: Infinity War, showing Dr. Strange floating in the air rotating his arms inward before dozens of duplicate Dr. Stranges fly out from behind him
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Note: As I am one of the matchers here, donate if I've annoyed you to make me poorer. If you really hate me, get your friends to donate too.
I will also provide personally tailored bad takes to annoy you into donating if needed.
I will also provide personally tailored bad takes to annoy you into donating if needed.
HBCU grad here! 👋
I had very few Asian classmates. Fewer still were Chinese. They provide negligible aggregate funding.
The President of the United States remains an entire imbecile
I had very few Asian classmates. Fewer still were Chinese. They provide negligible aggregate funding.
The President of the United States remains an entire imbecile
Trump says that HBCUs would be "all be out of business" if fewer Chinese students were allowed to go to American universities
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
HBCU grad here! 👋
I had very few Asian classmates. Fewer still were Chinese. They provide negligible aggregate funding.
The President of the United States remains an entire imbecile
I had very few Asian classmates. Fewer still were Chinese. They provide negligible aggregate funding.
The President of the United States remains an entire imbecile
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
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'you just don't understand how recondite and archaic the Senate is'
'so you're working to change it, right?'
*anakin face*
'so you're working to change it, right?'
*anakin face*
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
'you just don't understand how recondite and archaic the Senate is'
'so you're working to change it, right?'
*anakin face*
'so you're working to change it, right?'
*anakin face*
Cops are great
Besides, the 1-year-old was making furtive gestures toward its diaper
Besides, the 1-year-old was making furtive gestures toward its diaper
You cannot make this stuff up. #ICE indiscriminately spraying pepper spray into cars while driving by should be immediate felony assault.
In this instance, tack on felony child endangerment + whatever else puts them away forever. They maced a 1-year-old baby FFS.
In this instance, tack on felony child endangerment + whatever else puts them away forever. They maced a 1-year-old baby FFS.
From the ICE_Raids community on Reddit: ICE pours a large canister of pepper spray directly into family car, hitting 1-year-old baby. "They were simply shopping at Sam's Club," said Matt, who filmed t...
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November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cops are great
Besides, the 1-year-old was making furtive gestures toward its diaper
Besides, the 1-year-old was making furtive gestures toward its diaper
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Trump is like a toddler: time he spends asleep is to be prized, not resented. Every minute he sleeps is a minute he is not tantruming or breaking things or smearing his own shit on things.
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise questions about Trump’s on-the-job performance.
Images of Trump appearing to close his eyes during Oval Office event spread across social media | CNN Politics
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise qu...
www.cnn.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trump is like a toddler: time he spends asleep is to be prized, not resented. Every minute he sleeps is a minute he is not tantruming or breaking things or smearing his own shit on things.
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KeEpiNG mEmORIals iS AbOUt PrEsErVinG hIsTorY
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
KeEpiNG mEmORIals iS AbOUt PrEsErVinG hIsTorY
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People need to understand that Chicago is a preview, not a culmination.
I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”
ICE poised to ramp up raids in Baltimore by Thanksgiving
The Trump administration has rush-ordered infrastructure to conduct raids, abduct residents, and detain people for months.
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
People need to understand that Chicago is a preview, not a culmination.
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Things Jeff Landry cares about:
- LSU foobaw
- corruptmaxxing
- not being strung up because 20% of the state's population can no longer buy food
- LSU foobaw
- corruptmaxxing
- not being strung up because 20% of the state's population can no longer buy food
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Things Jeff Landry cares about:
- LSU foobaw
- corruptmaxxing
- not being strung up because 20% of the state's population can no longer buy food
- LSU foobaw
- corruptmaxxing
- not being strung up because 20% of the state's population can no longer buy food
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It's not just race, they're so stupid they think only Dem governors are doing this
I'm pretty sure Jeff Landry was the first gov to announce a state plan to attempt coverage backfill, because even though he's a dipshit republican and the state is broke, he also doesn't want to die
I'm pretty sure Jeff Landry was the first gov to announce a state plan to attempt coverage backfill, because even though he's a dipshit republican and the state is broke, he also doesn't want to die
they really want to test out that three missed meals theory www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's not just race, they're so stupid they think only Dem governors are doing this
I'm pretty sure Jeff Landry was the first gov to announce a state plan to attempt coverage backfill, because even though he's a dipshit republican and the state is broke, he also doesn't want to die
I'm pretty sure Jeff Landry was the first gov to announce a state plan to attempt coverage backfill, because even though he's a dipshit republican and the state is broke, he also doesn't want to die
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here’s the thing that oates nailed in tweeting about elon:
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
here’s the thing that oates nailed in tweeting about elon:
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Art
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Art
Guillotines for every Trumpist
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Guillotines for every Trumpist
"Tariffs Not Only Impose Immense Economic Costs but Also Fail to Achieve Their Primary Policy Aims and Foster Political Dysfunction Along the Way"
-- @scottlincicome.bsky.social
-- @scottlincicome.bsky.social
"Panelists described tariff management as a round-the-clock challenge for customs teams and brokers." finance.yahoo.com/news/borderl...
More complexity + constant changes = higher costs, more mistakes, more enforcement, & more penalties.
Big waste of resources.
More complexity + constant changes = higher costs, more mistakes, more enforcement, & more penalties.
Big waste of resources.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Tariffs Not Only Impose Immense Economic Costs but Also Fail to Achieve Their Primary Policy Aims and Foster Political Dysfunction Along the Way"
-- @scottlincicome.bsky.social
-- @scottlincicome.bsky.social