Gabi 雪
@gabimccauley.bsky.social
A bundle of barely-held-together anxiety, rage, & a smidge of allure.
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On the fifth anniversary of January 6, President Trump will lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Fake Elector.
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
On the fifth anniversary of January 6, President Trump will lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Fake Elector.
He broke out the 'good bronzer'
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
He broke out the 'good bronzer'
For fuck's sake
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
For fuck's sake
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He still thinks “asylum” as it pertains to migration means insane asylum. Nobody has corrected him on that in all these years.
👀 #AmericaFirst
"U.S. may subsidize an effort by oil companies to rebuild the country's energy infrastructure — a project he said could take less than 18 months."
Trump is looking to spend our tax dollars to boost up big oil's "infrastructure" in Venezuela.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
"U.S. may subsidize an effort by oil companies to rebuild the country's energy infrastructure — a project he said could take less than 18 months."
Trump is looking to spend our tax dollars to boost up big oil's "infrastructure" in Venezuela.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
He still thinks “asylum” as it pertains to migration means insane asylum. Nobody has corrected him on that in all these years.
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I can assure you that Matt would vastly prefer I address my problems with him using my words.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I can assure you that Matt would vastly prefer I address my problems with him using my words.
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Happy “OUR Criminals Are Heroes” Day
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Happy “OUR Criminals Are Heroes” Day
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Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
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"Greenland belongs to its people," several European leaders said in a statement Tuesday.
European Leaders Vow To Defend Greenland As Stephen Miller Threatens U.S. Takeover
"Greenland belongs to its people," several European leaders said in a statement Tuesday.
www.forbes.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"Greenland belongs to its people," several European leaders said in a statement Tuesday.
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Stares in Phillipines, Guam, the Trail of Tears, Puerto Rico, Vietnam, Cuba, Panama, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
"Never done an imperialism? Are we sure about that?"
"Never done an imperialism? Are we sure about that?"
KERNEN: Europeans are talking about it almost being like Vladimir Putin and Ukraine.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Stares in Phillipines, Guam, the Trail of Tears, Puerto Rico, Vietnam, Cuba, Panama, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
"Never done an imperialism? Are we sure about that?"
"Never done an imperialism? Are we sure about that?"
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California Republican Doug LaMalfa dies
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January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
California Republican Doug LaMalfa dies
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thehill.com/homenews/hou...
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Fox News reporting Indiana GOP Rep. Jim Baird has been hospitalized following a car accident
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Fox News reporting Indiana GOP Rep. Jim Baird has been hospitalized following a car accident
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social Matt Forney, MEAL Team 6
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social Matt Forney, MEAL Team 6
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The mask has finally been taken off. They're all fascists.
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The mask has finally been taken off. They're all fascists.
"It's not fair, goddammit. Just because we weren't a country when everyone else was doing an imperialism.
Why should we miss out?"
Why should we miss out?"
KERNEN: Europeans are talking about it almost being like Vladimir Putin and Ukraine.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
"It's not fair, goddammit. Just because we weren't a country when everyone else was doing an imperialism.
Why should we miss out?"
Why should we miss out?"
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*just realizing dilbet and dogbert both end in "bert"* oh my god, they were married
Thinking about how Dilbert and Dogbert are also about to die
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
*just realizing dilbet and dogbert both end in "bert"* oh my god, they were married
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you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
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Every single Proud Boy and Oath Keeper who attacked the Capitol on January 6th, 2021 was protected and supported by his friends (or coworkers) on the local police force back home.
They were also protected by MPD on Nov 14 and Dec 12 2020 in DC.
That, to me, is the big picture of January 6th.
They were also protected by MPD on Nov 14 and Dec 12 2020 in DC.
That, to me, is the big picture of January 6th.
January 6, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Every single Proud Boy and Oath Keeper who attacked the Capitol on January 6th, 2021 was protected and supported by his friends (or coworkers) on the local police force back home.
They were also protected by MPD on Nov 14 and Dec 12 2020 in DC.
That, to me, is the big picture of January 6th.
They were also protected by MPD on Nov 14 and Dec 12 2020 in DC.
That, to me, is the big picture of January 6th.
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It’s January 6th! Happy klanniversary to all those who incelebrate!
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It’s January 6th! Happy klanniversary to all those who incelebrate!
I could take that tubby bastard down and I walk with a cane.
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I could take that tubby bastard down and I walk with a cane.
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A guy who’s never balled his fist up to do anything but hold a fork to eat or a phone to call for help.
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
A guy who’s never balled his fist up to do anything but hold a fork to eat or a phone to call for help.
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So embarrassing — the Trump DOJ’s Maduro indictment accuses him of leading the “Cartel De Los Soles”, which as we previously mentioned is not a real thing…
…so they just changed it. 🤦🏼 🎪
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/u...
…so they just changed it. 🤦🏼 🎪
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/u...
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
So embarrassing — the Trump DOJ’s Maduro indictment accuses him of leading the “Cartel De Los Soles”, which as we previously mentioned is not a real thing…
…so they just changed it. 🤦🏼 🎪
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/u...
…so they just changed it. 🤦🏼 🎪
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/u...
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The Statsministeriet [Office of the Prime Minister of #Denmark] Joint statement on #Greenland
![The Statsministeriet [Office of the Prime Minister of #Denmark] Joint statement on #Greenland](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:44vryxuypemvgsck5xkhppf3/bafkreiaxirh4dtmtavgcylv3viapjiwe5f7ir26lwjspd6hulaadskl5ru@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
The Statsministeriet [Office of the Prime Minister of #Denmark] Joint statement on #Greenland
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Who wants to bet he declares today some National Day of Something or Other? Anyone?
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Who wants to bet he declares today some National Day of Something or Other? Anyone?
This is magnificent, @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social
"The body cam software and the AI report writing software picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be 'The Princess and the Frog," Sgt. Rick Keel told FOX 13 News."
www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...
"The body cam software and the AI report writing software picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be 'The Princess and the Frog," Sgt. Rick Keel told FOX 13 News."
www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...
AI-generated police report states Utah officer was turned into a frog - UPI.com
A Utah police department's use of artificial intelligence led to a police report stating that an officer had been transformed into a frog.
www.upi.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:23 AM
This is magnificent, @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social
"The body cam software and the AI report writing software picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be 'The Princess and the Frog," Sgt. Rick Keel told FOX 13 News."
www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...
"The body cam software and the AI report writing software picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be 'The Princess and the Frog," Sgt. Rick Keel told FOX 13 News."
www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...
I just want to scream
A devastating story about the life and death of Lia Smith, a transgender woman and college student targeted by conservatives online because she briefly participated on the school's diving team. Lia was found dead by suicide last fall at the age of 21.
(Unlocked article below)
(Unlocked article below)
At Middlebury, She Hoped to Start Fresh. In Trump’s America, It Seemed Impossible.
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I just want to scream