The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Pinned
Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
(Law & Order sound) *DON DON*
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
(Law & Order sound) *DON DON*
Widespread Twerking is my new band name.
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Widespread Twerking is my new band name.
Last time I checked, sexually based offenses were considered especially heinous.
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media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Last time I checked, sexually based offenses were considered especially heinous.
But his emails
(AXIOS) - Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) told Axios in an interview Tuesday that, when he searched President Trump's name in the unredacted Epstein files the previous day, it came up "more than a million times."
@axios.com
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
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February 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
But his emails
Someone should ask every single one of them this question.
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Someone should ask every single one of them this question.
Imagine making a huge spectacle out of your alternative halftime show to please your Dear Leader only to find out that he chose to watch the real halftime show instead.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Imagine making a huge spectacle out of your alternative halftime show to please your Dear Leader only to find out that he chose to watch the real halftime show instead.
“Subjecting children to Bad Bunny’s dancing is disgusting!” shouted the man who subjected children to raping.
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
“Subjecting children to Bad Bunny’s dancing is disgusting!” shouted the man who subjected children to raping.
“Nobody understands a word this guy is saying.” He was speaking Spanish. Pretty sure plenty of people understood what that guy was saying.
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 AM
“Nobody understands a word this guy is saying.” He was speaking Spanish. Pretty sure plenty of people understood what that guy was saying.
Lmao those racist idiots are watching Kid Rock.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Lmao those racist idiots are watching Kid Rock.
Kristi Noem can’t watch the Puppy Bowl because she always shoots the tv.
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Kristi Noem can’t watch the Puppy Bowl because she always shoots the tv.
I love all of this
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I love all of this
JD Vance Booing should be an Olympic event where everyone who participates gets a gold medal.
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
JD Vance Booing should be an Olympic event where everyone who participates gets a gold medal.
Literally me
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Literally me
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Were they saying "boo" or "we have bootiful couches"?
JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Were they saying "boo" or "we have bootiful couches"?
We need “shame” septas to follow everyone in this administration around constantly and forever.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
We need “shame” septas to follow everyone in this administration around constantly and forever.
JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
The post was so not racist that they took it down. Sounds legit.
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The post was so not racist that they took it down. Sounds legit.
Less ICE, more cats.
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Less ICE, more cats.
Reposted by The Volatile Mermaid
Here’s a message to Republican lawmakers who enable President Donald Trump and every American who still supports him: You own the deeply racist video he posted to his social media account in the late-night hours of Feb. 5.
My column on the complicity of silence:a
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
My column on the complicity of silence:a
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Republicans, you own Trump's racist video about the Obamas | Opinion
Republicans own the deeply racist video President Donald Trump posted to his social media account in the late-night hours of Feb. 5.
www.usatoday.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Here’s a message to Republican lawmakers who enable President Donald Trump and every American who still supports him: You own the deeply racist video he posted to his social media account in the late-night hours of Feb. 5.
My column on the complicity of silence:a
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
My column on the complicity of silence:a
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Reposted by The Volatile Mermaid
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
Trump: Where’s my African American? Oh.
Senate's lone Black Republican says Trump video "most racist thing I've seen out of this White House"
Senate's lone Black Republican says Trump video "most racist thing I've seen out of this White House"
"The President should remove it," Scott said.
www.axios.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Trump: Where’s my African American? Oh.
We should probably stop letting pedophiles have islands.
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
We should probably stop letting pedophiles have islands.