🎄Jeff☃️Fowler🎅
@jefffowler.bsky.social
Brilliant, popular, modest.
Re-Skeets=Marriage Proposals
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🎄Jeff☃️Fowler🎅
@jefffowler.bsky.social
· Sep 28
*Hakeem Jeffries being led to the gulag* This is a distraction from the President's failure to bring down grocery prices like he promised!
*Schumer being led to his execution* It is inexcusable for there not to be a single Democrat on this firing squad!
*Schumer being led to his execution* It is inexcusable for there not to be a single Democrat on this firing squad!
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Skill issue of the highest order. My skyline has people talking about sports constantly, every sport you can imagine. I got multiple darts people. I got a fuckin dog sledding person, and not just for the Iditarod. Skill issue.
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Skill issue of the highest order. My skyline has people talking about sports constantly, every sport you can imagine. I got multiple darts people. I got a fuckin dog sledding person, and not just for the Iditarod. Skill issue.
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probably the student evaluation that compared me favorably to the Virgin Mary
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
probably the student evaluation that compared me favorably to the Virgin Mary
Of all the things that didn't happen this year, these 5 didn't happen the most.
electrek.co/2025/12/30/e...
electrek.co/2025/12/30/e...
Elon Musk's top 5 Tesla predictions for 2025 that didn't happen
Another year has passed, and with it, another collection of Elon Musk’s ambitious timelines that didn’t quite align with reality....
electrek.co
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Of all the things that didn't happen this year, these 5 didn't happen the most.
electrek.co/2025/12/30/e...
electrek.co/2025/12/30/e...
I've never seen a Na'vi more scared of cities.
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I've never seen a Na'vi more scared of cities.
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I don’t think he can truly make us angry anymore unless he actually puts in some effort, it’s like a failing marriage
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don’t think he can truly make us angry anymore unless he actually puts in some effort, it’s like a failing marriage
Part of China’s renewed confidence on the world stage this year can be traced to Trump, whose return to the White House was hailed by many in China as a boon to their country.
finance.yahoo.com/news/xi-triu...
finance.yahoo.com/news/xi-triu...
Xi’s Triumphant Year Staring Down Trump Belies Troubles in China
China was peerless in confronting Donald Trump’s renewed trade war, wielding its dominance over rare earths to extract concessions on tariffs and export controls. Flanked by two dozen foreign leaders...
finance.yahoo.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Part of China’s renewed confidence on the world stage this year can be traced to Trump, whose return to the White House was hailed by many in China as a boon to their country.
finance.yahoo.com/news/xi-triu...
finance.yahoo.com/news/xi-triu...
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"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
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Any dog that open carries is pretty bad ass honestly
December 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Any dog that open carries is pretty bad ass honestly
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make a Bond movie academic
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
Make a Bond movie academic
Tomorrow Never Dies: Post-Modern Media and Neoliberal Futures in Late 20th Century Southeast Asia
Tomorrow Never Dies: Post-Modern Media and Neoliberal Futures in Late 20th Century Southeast Asia
Make a Bond movie academic
Skyfall: Country Houses, Imperial Memory, and the Performance of National Decline
Skyfall: Country Houses, Imperial Memory, and the Performance of National Decline
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
make a Bond movie academic
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
Gang, something is afoot
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gang, something is afoot
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Fun/weird fact: The Spurs have beaten the Thunder three times, in *three* cities (Vegas, San Antonio, OKC) in 13 days.
Also: Thunder have now lost consecutive games (both to Spurs) for the first time this season.
OKC hadn't lost back-to-back games (reg season or playoffs) since April 4-6.
Also: Thunder have now lost consecutive games (both to Spurs) for the first time this season.
OKC hadn't lost back-to-back games (reg season or playoffs) since April 4-6.
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fun/weird fact: The Spurs have beaten the Thunder three times, in *three* cities (Vegas, San Antonio, OKC) in 13 days.
Also: Thunder have now lost consecutive games (both to Spurs) for the first time this season.
OKC hadn't lost back-to-back games (reg season or playoffs) since April 4-6.
Also: Thunder have now lost consecutive games (both to Spurs) for the first time this season.
OKC hadn't lost back-to-back games (reg season or playoffs) since April 4-6.
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Republicans are not okay.
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Republicans are not okay.
Backer of effort to end adult-use marijuana sales in two states revealed share.google/B4PPUXW1FhBz...
Backer of effort to end adult-use marijuana sales in two states revealed
Cannabis' sworn enemy revealed itself to be behind the voter initiative campaigns seeking to roll back $1.9 billion in annual sales.
share.google
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Backer of effort to end adult-use marijuana sales in two states revealed share.google/B4PPUXW1FhBz...
Interesting article, featuring Bluesky's own @mbkplus.bsky.social
The Size of Our Galaxy Stretches Tens of Thousands of Light Years Across, But Its Height Is Rather Small | Discover Magazine share.google/y3WSd6HdvTRF...
The Size of Our Galaxy Stretches Tens of Thousands of Light Years Across, But Its Height Is Rather Small | Discover Magazine share.google/y3WSd6HdvTRF...
The Size of Our Galaxy Stretches Tens of Thousands of Light Years Across, But Its Height Is Rather Small
What's the size of the Milky Way galaxy? Learn how, depending on your definition, the size can change.
share.google
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Interesting article, featuring Bluesky's own @mbkplus.bsky.social
The Size of Our Galaxy Stretches Tens of Thousands of Light Years Across, But Its Height Is Rather Small | Discover Magazine share.google/y3WSd6HdvTRF...
The Size of Our Galaxy Stretches Tens of Thousands of Light Years Across, But Its Height Is Rather Small | Discover Magazine share.google/y3WSd6HdvTRF...
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Awesome slate of NBA games today for Christmas. Which matchup are you looking forward to most?
🏀Cavs at Knicks
🏀Spurs at Thunder
🏀Mavs at Warriors
🏀Rockets at Lakers
🏀Timberwolves at Nuggets
SAS-OKC for me! Feels like a real rivalry that may last for a while is forming!
🏀Cavs at Knicks
🏀Spurs at Thunder
🏀Mavs at Warriors
🏀Rockets at Lakers
🏀Timberwolves at Nuggets
SAS-OKC for me! Feels like a real rivalry that may last for a while is forming!
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Awesome slate of NBA games today for Christmas. Which matchup are you looking forward to most?
🏀Cavs at Knicks
🏀Spurs at Thunder
🏀Mavs at Warriors
🏀Rockets at Lakers
🏀Timberwolves at Nuggets
SAS-OKC for me! Feels like a real rivalry that may last for a while is forming!
🏀Cavs at Knicks
🏀Spurs at Thunder
🏀Mavs at Warriors
🏀Rockets at Lakers
🏀Timberwolves at Nuggets
SAS-OKC for me! Feels like a real rivalry that may last for a while is forming!
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Merry Christmas, everyone! Here is a bunch of writing about cool basketball players who will be playing today, if you are looking for something to read after opening presents and cleaning up wrapping paper. yhoo.it/48QO8tW
NBA Christmas Day: The 5 most interesting players to watch, featuring LeBron James, Cooper Flagg and a rising Spurs star
Let's take a look at the five most interesting players on the NBA's 2025 Christmas schedule, with one from each game.
yhoo.it
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone! Here is a bunch of writing about cool basketball players who will be playing today, if you are looking for something to read after opening presents and cleaning up wrapping paper. yhoo.it/48QO8tW
I'll put my favorite Christmas album against any of yours
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'll put my favorite Christmas album against any of yours
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Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
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Letting someone go first when you have the right of way is always dangerous! If it’s your turn to go, just go!
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Letting someone go first when you have the right of way is always dangerous! If it’s your turn to go, just go!