Hemry, Local Bartender
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Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
A lot of political behavior and especially online political discourse is explained by people fearing ostracization by their community more than having irrational political beliefs, bc the cost of having irrational political beliefs on the individual level is low while ostracization is very painful
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
A lot of political behavior and especially online political discourse is explained by people fearing ostracization by their community more than having irrational political beliefs, bc the cost of having irrational political beliefs on the individual level is low while ostracization is very painful
so far ahead of schedule it's all done, & it became summer in february. thank you mr president i can go surfing now
Trump: "Two views of the Great Ballroom being built on the site of our wonderful White House — It is on budget, and ahead of schedule! ... Because of its unprecedented structural, safety, and security features, it will also be used for future Presidential Inaugurations."
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
so far ahead of schedule it's all done, & it became summer in february. thank you mr president i can go surfing now
This is such a fascinating concept though, imagine if you could go around revoking places' statehood if you hated the music enough. Sorry, territory of tennessee, should've done something about jason aldean. Tell your senators to pack their bags
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This is such a fascinating concept though, imagine if you could go around revoking places' statehood if you hated the music enough. Sorry, territory of tennessee, should've done something about jason aldean. Tell your senators to pack their bags
These people are just crazy. Trump gets up and says "MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS" and they're like "he probably means a path to legal status for deserving immigrants"
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
These people are just crazy. Trump gets up and says "MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS" and they're like "he probably means a path to legal status for deserving immigrants"
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the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
As long as we're talking about the midterms, aside from the impracticality of stealing/rigging them I'll continue to point out that it's gratifying to trump when republicans who aren't him lose
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
As long as we're talking about the midterms, aside from the impracticality of stealing/rigging them I'll continue to point out that it's gratifying to trump when republicans who aren't him lose
sending out my own email that says "are you a panican, or a panican't?"
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
sending out my own email that says "are you a panican, or a panican't?"
[threatening a baby in the batman voice] i'm your first nightmare
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
[threatening a baby in the batman voice] i'm your first nightmare
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As good an opportunity as I'll ever have to post this video of Nate McLouth (born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan) showcasing some of the best Dominican Spanish you will ever hear in your life.
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
As good an opportunity as I'll ever have to post this video of Nate McLouth (born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan) showcasing some of the best Dominican Spanish you will ever hear in your life.
Having my friends the alley cats in for a nightcap
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Having my friends the alley cats in for a nightcap
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
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the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
It's dope that it's an annual tradition now that the super bowl halftime show makes republicans extremely angry. We should just keep doing this
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
It's dope that it's an annual tradition now that the super bowl halftime show makes republicans extremely angry. We should just keep doing this
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
plot twist this is actually about the kid rock halftime show. "'bawitdaba'- nobody understands a word this guy's saying!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
plot twist this is actually about the kid rock halftime show. "'bawitdaba'- nobody understands a word this guy's saying!"
That kid didn't look like liam to me
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
That kid didn't look like liam to me
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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The official position of some members of Congress is now that peace with Iran requires Congressional approval, but war doesn't.
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The official position of some members of Congress is now that peace with Iran requires Congressional approval, but war doesn't.
i'm gonna probly have [least healthy anyone has ever sounded] yeOhwgerrt
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i'm gonna probly have [least healthy anyone has ever sounded] yeOhwgerrt
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The idea that an 5-year-old citizen is somehow harmed by a 5-year-old non-citizen being present within our borders makes my blood boil
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The idea that an 5-year-old citizen is somehow harmed by a 5-year-old non-citizen being present within our borders makes my blood boil