Hemry, Local Bartender
@bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Next round's on me
These people are just crazy. Trump gets up and says "MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS" and they're like "he probably means a path to legal status for deserving immigrants"
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
These people are just crazy. Trump gets up and says "MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS" and they're like "he probably means a path to legal status for deserving immigrants"
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the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
As long as we're talking about the midterms, aside from the impracticality of stealing/rigging them I'll continue to point out that it's gratifying to trump when republicans who aren't him lose
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
As long as we're talking about the midterms, aside from the impracticality of stealing/rigging them I'll continue to point out that it's gratifying to trump when republicans who aren't him lose
sending out my own email that says "are you a panican, or a panican't?"
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
sending out my own email that says "are you a panican, or a panican't?"
[threatening a baby in the batman voice] i'm your first nightmare
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
[threatening a baby in the batman voice] i'm your first nightmare
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As good an opportunity as I'll ever have to post this video of Nate McLouth (born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan) showcasing some of the best Dominican Spanish you will ever hear in your life.
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
As good an opportunity as I'll ever have to post this video of Nate McLouth (born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan) showcasing some of the best Dominican Spanish you will ever hear in your life.
Having my friends the alley cats in for a nightcap
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Having my friends the alley cats in for a nightcap
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
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the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
It's dope that it's an annual tradition now that the super bowl halftime show makes republicans extremely angry. We should just keep doing this
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
It's dope that it's an annual tradition now that the super bowl halftime show makes republicans extremely angry. We should just keep doing this
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
plot twist this is actually about the kid rock halftime show. "'bawitdaba'- nobody understands a word this guy's saying!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
plot twist this is actually about the kid rock halftime show. "'bawitdaba'- nobody understands a word this guy's saying!"
That kid didn't look like liam to me
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
That kid didn't look like liam to me
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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The official position of some members of Congress is now that peace with Iran requires Congressional approval, but war doesn't.
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The official position of some members of Congress is now that peace with Iran requires Congressional approval, but war doesn't.
i'm gonna probly have [least healthy anyone has ever sounded] yeOhwgerrt
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i'm gonna probly have [least healthy anyone has ever sounded] yeOhwgerrt
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The idea that an 5-year-old citizen is somehow harmed by a 5-year-old non-citizen being present within our borders makes my blood boil
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The idea that an 5-year-old citizen is somehow harmed by a 5-year-old non-citizen being present within our borders makes my blood boil
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS!" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "[redacted]"
it would be so funny if it happened during the super bowl when everyone is already posting OH MY GOD out of context
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS!" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "[redacted]"
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Welp I guess I'm gonna be up all night again
February 7, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Welp I guess I'm gonna be up all night again