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Hemry, Local Bartender
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Recipe for the soup:
2 lb. dried navy beans soaked in water for 24 hours 12-14 slices of smoked bacon 2 stalks of chopped celery 1 large white or yellow onion (minced) 5 cloves of garlic peeled (whole) 2 stems of fresh thyme 1 gallon chicken stock 1/4 lb. butter cup of heavy cream Salt and Pepper to taste 1/4 cup thinly sliced chives 4 tbsp of black truffle oil & puree 1/4 cup of bacon dust Cook the bacon in oven until very crisp, reserve the fat. Chop the bacon finely using a knife or kitchen food processor and reserve for garnish Gently cook the minced onions and celery under medium heat in the rendered bacon fat for 6-10 minutes, stirring constantly making sure not to brown When onions are translucent, add the soaked beans (drained from water), thyme, garlic, butter, cream and chicken stock. Bring this mixture to a boil and reduce to a very gentle simmer for 1.5 hours while covering the pot with a lid, stirring occasionally. When beans are tender, remove from heat for hour to slightly - cool before pureeing to a velvety texture in a food processor or a blender, adjust salt and pepper Garnish with sliced scallions, bacon dust and trufle oil/puree.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Tonight's cooking project: white bean soup with mushrooms & truffle oil, roasted brussels
The described dishes
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Like ok Rs, you got what you wanted.... tens of millions of your constituents (targeted pretty well!) are going to see their premiums double or triple. Great job?
Most recent ACA marketplace enrollees came from states that voted for Trump last year From 2020 to 2025, Affordable Care Act enrollment grew by about 36% in states that voted for Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election, compared with more than 150% in states that supported President Donald Trump last year.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Shift drink: The Night Gardener

1.5oz mezcal
1.5oz red bell pepper cordial
barspoon yuzu curaçao
barspoon basil oil
The described cocktail in a coupe glass, garnished with 3 drops basil oil
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Lmao
Earlier Thursday, Trump had posted to social media a new statistic from the retail giant Walmart that Thanksgiving dinner would cost 25 percent less this year than last year. (It’s not actually that simple, because the meals aren’t the same: This year’s feast nixes sweet potatoes, pecan pie, corn muffins, whipped cream and a handful of vegetables which were included in last year’s.)
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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[govt lawyer] ah that's nice. Judge is reading a poem. Probably means she's in a good mood, i think we're in good shape
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Shift drink: Saturn

2oz gin
.75oz lemon
.25oz orgeat
.25oz velvet falernum
.25oz passionfruit syrup
The described cocktail in a rocks glass over crushed ice, garnished with a cherry (saturn) and an orange twist (the rings)
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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People are so fucking stupid man it's crazy
He continued, “They’re trying to slut-shame Curtis Sliwa into dropping out of the race for something that won’t benefit him.” I asked what he meant by “slut-shame.” “I just meant, like, they’re trying to shame Curtis Sliwa like it’s his fault he’s putting a communist into the mayoral office.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Henry reading Don's "why I'm quitting tobacco" ad on mad men
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Lmfao thank you chris wright for finessing our big dumb baby president out of detonating some nukes
The nuclear testing ordered by President Trump will not involve nuclear explosions, U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright said on Sunday, clarifying that the testing would involve “the other parts of a nuclear weapon” to ensure they are working properly. Mr. Wright’s comments came four days after Mr. Trump made the declaration that he was ordering the U.S. military to resume nuclear testing “on an equal basis” with other countries, raising the specter of a return to the worst days of the Cold War.
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Never forget:
Nicki Minaj tweet: My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Never understood this menu pricing but I'll never complain about it
Sandwich/hoagie prices, everything is 5.99 for a sandwich, 8.99 for a hoagie Options: TUNA SALAD SHRIMP SALAD SEAFOOD SALAD CRAB CAKE FISH FILLET CHICKEN FILLET B.L.T. CHEESEBURGER
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Challenge shift drink: In and Out of Youth

I challenged my barback to pick out 4 bottles from the back bar and I would make a drink with them. Here's what we came up with:

.75oz woodford
.75oz herradura añejo
1oz amaro dell'etna
.5oz campari
The described cocktail in a rocks glass, garnished with an orange twist
October 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Shift drink: Natsukashii

1oz mezcal
.75oz rye
.25oz campari
.75oz lemon
.75oz orgeat
egg white
3 drops saline
The described cocktail in a coupe glass, garnished with peychaud's bitters hearts
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Man I missed that this guy was even in it, he makes great beer and I'm told has no nazi tattoos. Booo!
So far, only Dan Kleban, co-founder of Maine Beer Company, has officially suspended his campaign in light of Mills’ entrance. He also endorsed Mills
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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This part is dumb, the euro farmers are a bunch of racist reactionaries dumping shit everywhere to protest not being allowed to pollute as much as they want. Should've just said "everyone on the right loves poop protests because they're all disgusting assholes"
What’s curious, then, is not Trump’s eagerness to degrade us, but his uncontrollable urge to defile himself and his office. Most national leaders, after all, do not willingly associate themselves with diarrhea. Scatological attacks are usually the province of outsiders trying to cut the powerful down to size. (French farmers, for example, have vented their fury at ruling authorities by dumping piles of manure in front of government buildings.) Rulers, by contrast, tend to jealously guard their dignity. But not Trump.
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Tried to speak to the manager but he said he is the manager
Ali baba, local black and white store cat, relaxing on a cushion behind the counter in front of the cigarette case
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Like what else do you call this? Bukele's an enemy of the state, propping up MS-13 at home and in the US to maintain his grip on power, and Rubio is his willing pawn, undermining our own investigators
The deal would give Bukele possession of individuals who threatened to expose the alleged deals his government made with MS-13 to help achieve El Salvador’s historic drop in violence, officials said. For the Salvadoran president, a return of the informants was viewed as critical to preserving his tough-on-crime reputation. It was also a key step in hindering an ongoing U.S. investigation into his government’s relationship with MS-13, a gang famous for displays of excessive violence in the United States and elsewhere.
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Baltimore
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Hahaha caught you officer
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Greetings from baltimore penn station
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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He's not even trying anymore. Just phoning it in. Sad!
My estimate of the probability of Grok 5 achieving AGI is now at 10% and rising
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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See y'all there
No kings dance party, Baltimore Penn station, 5:30-7:30
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Extra question: did hegseth and miller demand that the admiral overseeing this mass murder campaign resign for picking up survivors. Seems like kind of a big deal
The military commander overseeing the Pentagon’s escalating attacks against boats in the Caribbean Sea that the Trump administration says are smuggling drugs said on Thursday that he was stepping down.
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This is what you want when you're a regime trying to consolidate power, tricia mclaughlin screaming about how actually cops are the enemy among us and their department is a disgrace
“Radule Bojovic violated our nation’s laws and was living ILLEGALLY in the United States for 10 years—what kind of police department gives criminal illegal aliens badges and guns? It’s a felony for aliens to even possess a firearm. A law enforcement officer who is actively breaking the law,” said DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin in a statement to CNN Thursday.
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM