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🍂Jeff🦃🍗Fowler🥧
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Brilliant, popular, modest.

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*Hakeem Jeffries being led to the gulag* This is a distraction from the President's failure to bring down grocery prices like he promised!

*Schumer being led to his execution* It is inexcusable for there not to be a single Democrat on this firing squad!
Texas' natural salt lake La Sal Del Rey is a true hidden gem share.google/maD75ktKOtsW...
Texas’ hidden salt lake that locals have loved for centuries
Large white crystals glitter in the sun at this hidden salt lake in South Texas.
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November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Every day the headline writers wake up and say "how can we maximally misinform americans to trump's benefit"
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The "Liberal Media" is going to fall for the MTG makeover hook, line, and sinker.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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"Did you finish that article about the culture of enabling pedophilia among the wealthy elite?"

"Sure did boss, real wistful just like you asked."
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How much more clear does the NYT have to make it? They keep telling us who they are over and over and over.
“Blending family and governance”, @nytimes.com? Really? Is that how you spell “corruption” in NYC?
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Epstein was advising Bannon on how to discredit Kavanaugh's accuser in completely in disgusting ways.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Don't forget that Trump's girlfriend and MTG hate each other. That might be why he didn't support MTG's aspirations for higher office in the first place.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The persuasiveness of this argument depends entirely on people being completely ignorant of anything that has been published in the New York Times at any point in the last 20 years.

Like all elites when the unwashed have the temerity to call them out, they talk to us like we’re stupid.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Not the most important point, but one *additional* way you can tell these people are deranged is that they are all sending each other text messages via email. FROM THEIR PHONES.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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they are called the Trump-Epstein Files, rude not to list the President first.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It remains a non-zero chance that this regime institutes single-payer and UBI.
Tim Burchett: "It seems kinda crazy, but in the future maybe we oughta bring the patients and the doctors to the table and tell the insurance companies they can go take a flying leap."
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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TN GOP Congressman Burchett: “Medical care should be between patients and their doctors.”

Pregnant Women: “Finally! We can make our own decisions about our bodies!”

GOP: “No. Not like that.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The right's obsession with SNAP recipients buying popsicles is a modern version of a centuries-old tradition of scolding the poor for what they eat. It mimics verbatim Victorian complaints about the poor indulging in tea and sugar, mistaking consumption as a cause of poverty instead of a symptom.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Texas A&M panel: Firing violated professor’s academic freedom share.google/4ZluULVnTlKJ...
Texas A&M panel: Firing violated professor’s academic freedom
University officials dispute the faculty council’s conclusion. Melissa McCoul lost her job after a video of a classroom debate went viral.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No, they aren't.
We have also unlocked some progress on the path to a year-long government funding deal. Bipartisan appropriations are a key restraint on Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The goal should have been to make the GOP nuke the filibuster and take full ownership for the shit show. Republicans were politically drowning and Dems threw them a life preserver.

And GOP still has filibuster to neuter the Dems if they take the Senate.

This helps GOP and Dems get nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM