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T. Greg Doucette
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In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist.

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Saved it on the work laptop by mistake, no wonder I couldn't find it 🤪

So matchers! They make things exciting because no one knows where we'll end up 😂

I think I've got all the current matching offers here, basically adding +$36 for each person who donates by this Friday @ 11:59pm PST! 🔥🔥
Partially redacted screenshot of Greg's donor tracking worksheet, showing 10 people offering a combined +$36 on top of each donation
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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***
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***

It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!

➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...

(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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This thing has been clutch af, top tier kitchen aid
Photo of a thing called a Belliclamp. It has a curved area with an anti-slip strip on one end, and the other end is a horizontal piece you push with your belly to push a square segment that pins jars and such against the curved area. Great for opening jars! You can learn more at: https://www.activehands.com/product/belliclamp-jar-and-bottle-holder/
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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End of Week 76. About ~3 lbs of weight from now til mid-December will be sling + clothes. But was also told to eat more and don't do sweat-inducing exercise until the portal holes are healed, so gonna be some real weight gain too
Screenshot of the MyFitnessPal app, showing a line graph of Greg's weight over the past three months. The starting weight was 223.4 lbs, the ending weight is 232.6 lbs, showing a net gain of 9.2 lbs. Weight spikes are visible in mid-October, last week, and the past 24 hours. Screenshot of the MyFitnessPal app, showing a line graph of Greg's weight over the past three months. The starting weight was 227.2 lbs, the ending weight is 232.6 lbs, showing a net gain of 5.4 lbs. Weight spikes are visible in late August, mid-October, late October, and the past 24 hours.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Also this sling is ungainly af
Photo of Greg wearing a Breg Slingshot 2 arm sling. It looks like a regular sling on the left, but connects to a foam pad that extends out about 12 inches from Greg's belly. Greg's dog Chance is visible in the background, hoping some food gets dropped
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Photo of actor Burgess Meredith as the Penguin, in the 1960s-era Batman television show. He is a white man, clean-shaven, wearing a purple top hat, a monocle over his right eye, a white button-up shirt, purple bow tie, and dark jacket. He has a long black stick in his mouth with a cigarette at the end of it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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This is real

x.com/kysecstate/s...
Screenshot of a tweet on X from the Kentucky Secretary of State (@KYSecState) on 4 November 2025 at 10:42am EST. Text reads: "We're getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry."
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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1980s-style Tron-like meme, with text that reads "Resurrect John Brown and Give Him Power Armor"
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Need to fire up a Foodraiser thread soon, but the Costco order is in

Food comes out to $129,606.45 this year, up +2.28% YoY

If you're willing to be one of our per-donor matchers, please let me know!
Screenshot of a custom Excel spreadsheet Greg created to place the Bull City Foodraiser order. It lists a variety of foodstuffs, in sufficient quantities to feed 5,103 students. The total amount due is $129,606.45 USD.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Suspicion confirmed

My guess is the other Greg Doucette said they use steroids
Results of a Google search for "tren twin". The summary reads: "The Tren Twins are identical twin brothers, Christian and Michael Gaiera, born on April 2, 2001. They are professional bodybuilders, weightlifters, and social media creators known for their synchronized workouts. The twins are active on TikTok and Instagram, where they have 1.9 and 1.7 million followers, respectively. They also have a YouTube channel with over 1.3 million subscribers."
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Gonna go out on a limb and guess whoever this person is talking about is a bodybuilder?
Email sent to T. Greg from a redacted email address and no subject line. Message text reads: "The tren twin are going to have someone serve you with a cease and desist. Heads up"
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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T.'s
ASK ME ANYTHING
MEGATHREAD

November 2025

***

The pumpkins are put away and the Christmas decorations are already out, but first we have to survive mid-autumn and Thanksgiving 🦃

Only 39 months left in Donald Trump's presidency.

AMA! Q&A will be added to the thread as quote-skeets
Image of President Joe Biden pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey in 2023, except the position of the turkey and the President have been swapped. The turkey is standing on top of the lectern in front of a microphone, while Biden is sitting on a bench in front of a sign that reads "Happy Thanksgiving 2023".
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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End of Week 75. Back in reverse from the work trip (but most of the food was good though 🤪)
Screenshot of the MyFitnessPal app, showing a line graph of Greg's weight over the past month. The starting weight was 221.8 lbs, the ending weight is 228.4 lbs, showing a net gain of 6.6 lbs. Weight spikes are visible in mid-October and the past few days. Screenshot of the MyFitnessPal app, showing a line graph of Greg's weight over the past three months. The starting weight was 228.6 lbs, the ending weight is 228.4 lbs, showing a net loss of 0.2 lbs. Weight spikes are visible in late August, mid-October, and the past few days.
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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A group of them just came down the streets chanting "BLUE JAYS! BLUE JAYS!"
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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He posed for a photo after 🤪
Photo of an unknown kid dressed in an inflatable Captain Underpants costume, waving his hand holding a full-sized KitKat bar
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Finally back home after a 3-hour delay escaping NYC 🤪

Now dressed as a Korok and handing out Halloween candy to the local crumbsnatchers
Selfie of T. Greg wearing a very thick gray winter coat, a fluffy scarf that is various shades of red and gray, and a green toboggan hat. The toboggan has a Korok on the front, the little forest creatures from The Legend of Zelda. Greg is seated at a white plastic table with columns of assorted candy bars.
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The developers of the Flighty app changed the normal icons to bats, pumpkins, and ghosts for Halloween 🤣
Display of the Flighty app, showing LaGuardia airports runway. Several bat shapes and an occasional pumpkin icon are lined up for takeoff
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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"Time Jesus" is the nickname for my alarm clock
Photo of a magazine stand featuring various magazines like Vanity Fair, GQ, and others. In the back row, in the middle of the photo, is TIME magazine. Its cover story is titled "JESUS".
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Fun cover band on one of the walkways to the gates:
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The video does not adequately capture how fun this is to watch in person:
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The biggest impact is it makes the work more important for those families!

For anyone local who wants to volunteer, here's the e-flyer

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@shalrath42.bsky.social
E-Flyer for the 11th Annual Bull City Foodraiser. Hours are December 9th @ 3pm-8pm EST, and December 10th-12th @ 9am-8pm EST. Location is the Lakewood Elementary School Gym. Sign-up is appreciated but not required, URL is http://tiny.cc/2025Foodraiser
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The final ensemble, for those curious:
Photo of T. Greg standing with an unidentified blurred-out person in a conference room. Greg is wearing an orange sweater, a white dress shirt under it that is concealed by the sweater except for the shirt collar, gray slacks, and white tennis shoes
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Literally just sent this same sentiment to a friend 😄

bsky.app/profile/prem...
Screenshot of a Bluesky DM sent from Greg to a redacted recipient. The DM includes a link to the news article in the thread, followed by a comment from Greg that reads "Why are they all such losers?"
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Apropos of nothing, I did an inbox search for "Coach Greg" 😂
Screenshot of four separate emails from various people intending to email the Canadian bodybuilder Greg Doucette
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Every bureaucrat involved in this sort of thing needs to either be jailed or guillotined (or both)

www.fns.usda.gov
Screenshot of the US Department of Agriculture website for Food & Nutrition Services. An orange warning box at the top of the page reads "Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance."
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM