Sue "Match Girl" London
@cmdrsue.bsky.social
Disciple of Dolly. Shenanigator. Unicorn organizer. #Romancelandia
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“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.” - Dolly Parton
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Central Virginia Girl
Blooski since Apr 2023 #31,775
“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.” - Dolly Parton
bysuelondon.com
https://linktr.ee/cmdrsue
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Officially opening for the Christmas season.
Go to this blog post and comment about your favorite 2025 Christmas romance novellas and movies for a chance to win a $50 gift card.
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Go to this blog post and comment about your favorite 2025 Christmas romance novellas and movies for a chance to win a $50 gift card.
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Try not to live your life in such a way that when someone says "infamous level asshole" almost everyone remotely industry-adjacent reading it knows EXACTLY who is being talked about.
There is a person who eventually turned out to be an infamous level asshole, but the first time someone introduced me to him I had my name tag flipped backwards so he didn't think I was important and he literally looked me up and down and turned away.
Later he tried to walk that back but you can't.
Later he tried to walk that back but you can't.
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Try not to live your life in such a way that when someone says "infamous level asshole" almost everyone remotely industry-adjacent reading it knows EXACTLY who is being talked about.
Group Mind
What's a good name for a London newspaper in the 1820s (that didn't actually exist)?
What's a good name for a London newspaper in the 1820s (that didn't actually exist)?
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Group Mind
What's a good name for a London newspaper in the 1820s (that didn't actually exist)?
What's a good name for a London newspaper in the 1820s (that didn't actually exist)?
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"That there's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's fucking worth fighting for"
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"That there's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's fucking worth fighting for"
Obvs I have to pick the Haberdashers.
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Obvs I have to pick the Haberdashers.
Grand Moff Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Me: Because Obi-Wan could drop the beats.
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Me: Because Obi-Wan could drop the beats.
a man in a robe is standing in a room with robots and a sign that says ' a ' on it
Alt: Animated Obi-Wan dancing in a neon lit club with droids.
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Grand Moff Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Me: Because Obi-Wan could drop the beats.
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Me: Because Obi-Wan could drop the beats.
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Fly, you fools!
:: loses grip ::
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:: loses grip ::
ᶠᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᶜᵏ
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fly, you fools!
:: loses grip ::
ᶠᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᶜᵏ
:: loses grip ::
ᶠᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᶜᵏ
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It's a food truck called The Wraps of Khan.
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's a food truck called The Wraps of Khan.
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Today is a Stuff Your eReader day! No strings attached, just 1700+ free romances, organized by retailer, category, and vibes. Stock up on books for 2026! #HistoricalRomance #Romancelandia
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Today is a Stuff Your eReader day! No strings attached, just 1700+ free romances, organized by retailer, category, and vibes. Stock up on books for 2026! #HistoricalRomance #Romancelandia
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Sauron as his eye implodes. “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sauron as his eye implodes. “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”
Why was I not informed that there is a Vincent Laguardia Gambini (Joe Pesci) Christmas Album??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmzi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmzi...
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why was I not informed that there is a Vincent Laguardia Gambini (Joe Pesci) Christmas Album??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmzi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmzi...
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What about second fucking breakfast?
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What about second fucking breakfast?
"Instead of coal we now give out gift cards to Applebees." - Rodney Norman as Santa Claus (stand up)
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"Instead of coal we now give out gift cards to Applebees." - Rodney Norman as Santa Claus (stand up)
Probably the single greatest contributor to my love of the 12 days of Christmas since I didn't grow up in the church.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjM0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjM0...
John Denver & The Muppets 12 Days of Christmas
YouTube video by John Denver
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Probably the single greatest contributor to my love of the 12 days of Christmas since I didn't grow up in the church.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjM0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjM0...
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Witch-King: “No man can kill me.”
Eowyn: “I am no man.”
Witch-King: “Fuck.”
Eowyn: “I am no man.”
Witch-King: “Fuck.”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Witch-King: “No man can kill me.”
Eowyn: “I am no man.”
Witch-King: “Fuck.”
Eowyn: “I am no man.”
Witch-King: “Fuck.”
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As is now tradition, we celebrate the day after Christmas with free books, more than 1700 free books in this particular go round. Just visit www.romancebookworms.com to browse the incredible selection.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
As is now tradition, we celebrate the day after Christmas with free books, more than 1700 free books in this particular go round. Just visit www.romancebookworms.com to browse the incredible selection.
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and especially to @santaclausalaska.bsky.social.
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and especially to @santaclausalaska.bsky.social.
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The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap fucking tricks!"
"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap fucking tricks!"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap fucking tricks!"
"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap fucking tricks!"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
"All we have to decide is what the fuck to do with the time that is given us."
Running late on it this year, but time for a little Jingle Jangle (2020).
a group of people standing on a snowy street with a netflix logo in the corner
Alt: Little girls dancing in the street in one of the music and dance numbers in Jingle Jangle.
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Running late on it this year, but time for a little Jingle Jangle (2020).
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I kind of love that Apple TV's top "If you like Pluribus" recommendation is The Golden Girls.
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I kind of love that Apple TV's top "If you like Pluribus" recommendation is The Golden Girls.
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My favorite thing about Die Hard, and what I think makes it such a classic, is that every single character in the movie is written as though they think they're the hero of a movie called Die Hard. The FBI team think they're in a buddy action film. Ellis DEFINITELY thinks he's the main character.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My favorite thing about Die Hard, and what I think makes it such a classic, is that every single character in the movie is written as though they think they're the hero of a movie called Die Hard. The FBI team think they're in a buddy action film. Ellis DEFINITELY thinks he's the main character.
To be fair, Ellis would abso-fucking-lutely livepost the Nakatomi Plaza incident.
I hope everyone has a cozy night with their loved ones this evening. I won’t, though, because I have to head up to Nakatomi Plaza thanks to my flippin’ boss scheduling the holiday office party ON CHRISTMAS EVE WTF (🧵)
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
To be fair, Ellis would abso-fucking-lutely livepost the Nakatomi Plaza incident.
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I hope everyone has a cozy night with their loved ones this evening. I won’t, though, because I have to head up to Nakatomi Plaza thanks to my flippin’ boss scheduling the holiday office party ON CHRISTMAS EVE WTF (🧵)
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I hope everyone has a cozy night with their loved ones this evening. I won’t, though, because I have to head up to Nakatomi Plaza thanks to my flippin’ boss scheduling the holiday office party ON CHRISTMAS EVE WTF (🧵)
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December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM