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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
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kragehund-est - Scientists won't tell you this (because it's not true) experts don't want u to know this! (because it's made up_ doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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@dropthedie - my health insurance sent me a letter telling me they're cancelling my health insurance because they don't know my address. so tomorrow i have to read that back to them and see if they can see the problem there.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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#satire
[guy putting hands thru hair] local man considered debilitating chronic illness a fair trade for not having to help his friends move again - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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@waysidewhelp drs tell me not to google my symptoms bitch (crossed out) please, i'm using google scholar to read cutting-edge, peer-reviewed, published research on conditions u only have 1 barely-remembered outdated med school lecture on. we are not the same
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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#satire
>>Satire - area man starts to view the patients who were called in b4 him as his mortal enemies [man and woman in waiting area] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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DOCTOR: You're pretty good at managing your illness. ME: Oh no, I've tricked u too mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Doctor: Have you been taking your meds regularly?

Me: In this economy?
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Tylenol be like helping with pain is dumb
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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therapy isn't enough. I need to fight my sick ancestors mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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#satire
>>Satire - area man starts to view the patients who were called in b4 him as his mortal enemies [man and woman in waiting area] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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The chronic illness cycle it's a bunch of arrows all pointing toward the next and forming a circle - and they all say i need some rest @living with invisible illness
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Artist: @explosm.bsky.social
1 - orange guy 'so, new years resolutions. you go first!' to a green guy listening 2 - green guy responds 'i've resolved to stop being judgmental of others.' 3 - orange guy says 'i've resolved to start using essential oils instead of going to the doctor' green guy is like wtf 4 - green guy looks disheartened and says 'i just broke my resolutions' and orange guy looks annoyed Artist: Cyanide and Happiness explosm.net
January 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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[text message] grey - what are u doing for a living if i may ask? blue - i'm on disability - i don't have a job grey - ooh what happened to you? blue - i was born
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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@kevinfarzad - i don't get why i feel bad all the time when i drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you're supposed to
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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@syahoram - SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think i can ever recover from this...
January 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Artist: @thechronicallyhonest
an iv bag - what many fail to understand is the chronically ill often must trade symptoms for side-effects & that can be just as, if not more debilitating Artist: @thechronicallyhonest
January 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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a bunch of pigeons saying are you pooping?
January 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Me: I'm so fatigued. my fitbit: you've taken 3 steps. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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joanwestenberg - i f*cking knew it. in response to herself the day before saying 'i don't want to be an alarmist but i fear tomorrow is another day'
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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โ€œYou donโ€™t look sick.โ€ Iโ€™ve been dealing with this sh*t for years, donโ€™t you think I would have learned how to hide how sick that I feel by now? mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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if u want to talk to me on the phone, i need at least 3 days notice
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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#satire
[woman checking mail] chronically ill woman courageously risks 2-day flare-up to experience the thrill of checking her own mail - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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I know. I know. I'm advocating for myself. I'm such a B-tch. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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misfitmicki - all this executive and none of it is functioning that-dino-girl - is this about me or the government
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Going to the doctor is so embarrassing. Everyone thinks you want to be alive - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM