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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/
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a sweatshirt that says i wish i had a working immune system instead of these giant tits!!! find on etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees
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a woman looking at person sleeping in bed (u dead?) and person in bed responds (depends on what you want)
January 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Changed it for autoimmune patients - whenever you feel sad just remember there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you(underlined) - I changed it to - all they care about is killing you mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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My body wakes up fatigued, like it ran a marathon without me overnight
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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pic of sun guy on a person's body and it's the desert and it's trippy pic - i get my medical advice from the only reliable source i know...cryptic symbolism in my dreams mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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New year, new me, new ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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n.rector - There should be a January cookie you can bake that has half the sugar and richness of a Christmas cookie, to help wean us off our addictions. Like the methadone of holiday treats.
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Pic of God pouring something onto earth and says 'oops, all autoimmune disorders. i love you so much. lol] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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#satire
[3 women smiling and talking] new study finds that saying 'have you tried yoga?' to a chronically ill person provides instant relief...for the person saying it - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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@ourchronicillnesstribe - pic of flower - i miss being able to depend on myself
January 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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she's a ten, but it's short for tender little ball of inflammation mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Nice try, doctor, but I too brought a stethoscope
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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It's hard to believe that my joints turn 300 this year.🥲They grow up so fast.
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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illustration of a woman with closed eyes the worst thing u can do to a person with an invisible illness is make them feel like they need to prove how sick they are
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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you don't know what fatigue is until u need to decide between showering or answering an email - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Me: I have leg cramps WebMD: YOU DED [pic of guy burying himself in the dirt] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Some days just aren't worth putting pants on for.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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a pamphlet that says suffering from constant stupid medical advice? [a guy looking out the drapes and saying 'please stop i don't want to try yoga!] ask your doctor about never leaving the house - stay advice-free the simple way by never going outside! mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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I have more illnesses than brain cells
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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One of y'all needs an MRI, I can tell
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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inside every chronically ill person there is a healthy person wondering what the hell went wrong
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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woman (me) with demon about to attack behind her (the receptionist when i have the gall to ask for the NPI number) mybodyistryingtokillme.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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(not really lol)
The longer i'm left unattended in the doctors office, the more tongue depressors i can lick and put back in the jar ;)
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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background is a tree with mountains behind it - My Morning Affirmations "Here we fucking go again." "Dear god, why? Why?" "Please, just make it stop." "Guess I have to keep being me for another day." "Shit."
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Bernie Sanders - have u ever avoided taking an ambulance because you could not afford it? person responds - he ambulance is not your taxi to the hospital. and a person responds to that person - what in the god damn fuck is it then
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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"You're overdoing it!" ME: I'm chronically ill, I have no other type of "doing it" available.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM