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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
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@JohnsonAD (Johnson's ANti-Diarrhoea Medicine) - Use our product if you want to stop having diarrhoea. @carlsPD (Carl's Pro-Diarrhoea Medicine) responds: Your product is for cowards
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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'It's frustrating that when you're always sick, no one gives a shit if you have extra bad day. they act like you should be used to bad days so you shouldn't be complaining about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The bad news is you have 24 hours to live guy: and the worse news? doc: i meant to tell you yesterday [pic of doctor talking to a man]
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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a person breathing int the air and looking content - The most powerful words you can say to someone with an invisible illness are: I believe in you
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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craving healthcare, but not willing to put up with doctors to get it
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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the channel nine still ahead screen and it says 'even more bullshit...surprise! it gets worse
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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>>SATIRE - Chronically Ill Woman Who Advocates For Herself Ruins Doctor's Entire Day - [pic of doctor] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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draconym on tumblr - I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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@lukemones - DENTAL HYGIENIST: your teeth and gums are moments from death. Quit your job so you can floss 16 times an hour. I hate you! DENTIST: looks good!
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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"How's Your Health?" Me: [pic of a parachute on fire and the guy hooked to it saying 'hahaha weeeeeeee']
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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When I say that I can't do something with you... I'm NOT saying: -I don't want to spend time with you -I don't like U -I'm better than U I AM saying: -I'm not strong enough to do that -If I do, there will be extreme consequences for me -If I do, I might have a health emergency
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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There's a spirit halloween where my connective tissue used to be [the skeleton grim reaper is there from the logo]
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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A text message - blue - will you hang out with me? grey - finally someone asked! grey - no.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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>SATIRE Woman Mourns Lost Health, But Never Having To Help Someone Move Again Cheers Her The F-ck Up - [pic of woman smiling] - MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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1 - a doctor looking at laptop 'oh my god! it says here the baby was due in 1993!' 2 - woman crying 'i'm really sorry....i'm very lazy....' 3 - doctor holding his head 4 - you can see the entire woman now and she has like a 25 year old person inside of her 'what now?'
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@itsnashflynn - I have once again fallen asleep on my couch so will be unable to look left for the rest of of my life
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A 2020 Covid sign that still cracks me up
LET'S JOIN HANDS TOGETHER To "INFECTION FREE" MAKE OUR HOSPITAL "INFECTION FREE" [pic of like 10 people putting their hands all in]
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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When You Wake Up In The Same Body Again. Not Cool, Guys! [pic of dummy in hospital bed] MyBodyISTryingToKillMe.Com
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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@dadsaysjokes - Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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a demon or angel with black wings looking at a dark castle in the distance - me getting ready for war (going to a doctor's appointment) - MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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when by body shuts down, it shuts down for a real long time. talking McDonald's ice cream machine levels here. MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Artist - mrlovenstein.com @mrlovenstein.bsky.social (I changed the words for chronic illness)
Artist - mrlovenstein.com (I changed the words for chronic illness) 1 - 1st guy says to 2nd guy 'you're so quiet!!' 2 - 2nd guy replies 'oh sorry about that' 3 - 2nd guy yells try yoga (first guy is like wtf) 4 - 2nd guy yells 'or kale' (first guy running away from him) 5 - 2nd guy yells 'or smiling more... as 1st gruy is grimacing and sweating while driving away 6 - 1st guy is trying to sleep but eyes wide open because 2nd guy is yelling 'or crystals'
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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>>SATIRE - Local Woman's Body: "You Should Have Known the Price of Brushing Your Hair" [pic of woman on her death bed] MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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@ratsnotagain I am not living la vida loca. I am loca becuase of la vida.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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@isabelsteckel - it's always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don't even want that one
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM