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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.

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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Solidarity
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Nice
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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When I was young and single, I used to buy all my snowstorm supplies at the local liquor store.
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Been getting follows.
Time to talk about how much my butt hurts. My butt really hurts today. My butt hurts pretty bad.
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Whenever I see someone walking I stop and ask them if they have found a land bridge to another continent
February 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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one look at Fettuccini Medusa turns your penis into a breadstick
January 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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I'll just stand and watch my surroundings safe.
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Cut my own bagel if you're looking for a daredevil.
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Calling strangers..Besties to scare them away.
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Lunacy would be a great girl's name.
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Life doesn't get easier it becomes more complicated.
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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All good people know how to listen but not all people who know how to listen are good people. Be cautious of your audience.
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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The Flaming Lips - She Don't Use Jelly [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by flaminglips
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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The queen of procrastination? Aww thank you, I’m flattered.
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Imagine being me. No…
more cat hair
Imagine being me. No, more fat.
Imagine being me. No. More overthinking.
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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blood clots are just boba for vampires.
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Which one of your personalities is into me again?
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Upsetting my family by asking if they want ‘bread lube’ on their sandwiches.
July 25, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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A handful of the art styles I work in. There's a lot more, as I can barely focus on a single medium at one time. Stick around and find out! 😅
December 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Wanna come over and make kool-aid popsicles in ice cube trays and make out?
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Can’t wait to go to work and have 12 people tell me it’s getting cold out. Like damn, I didn’t know and wore a swimsuit today.
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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putting “I don’t like dark mode” on my dating profile saves me a lot of heartache
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM