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strange ranger
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Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.

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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:

Grease
Star Wars
Charlotte's Web
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:

Breaking Away
The Godfather
Superman
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Grease
Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:

Star Trek: The Motion Picture
The Spy Who Loved Me
Kelly's Heroes
The Wild Geese
A Bridge Too Far
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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"Paint me like one of your French girls"
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Me: This was the longest workweek ever.

Them: It was a four day week.

Me:

Them:

Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Rest peacefully, Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, incomparable Queen 🧡
a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom right
Alt: Catherine O'Hara in Schitt's Creek saying "Okay, that's enough news for today".
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January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Most days I've no idea what's going on around here. It's nice to have something to be thankful for.
June 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Criticizing is easy. Trying to do something is hard.
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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People just don't sit on their porch and watch life go by like they used to
January 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know
April 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Dreams won't chase you but fuckin geese sure as hell will
November 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Fun Valentine's date idea: we scream into heart shaped pillows for a while then eat a fuckton of fried cheese.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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🖤
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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beeps of a dump truck backing up but it's just my mind dumping more intrusive thoughts in
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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24/7 nauseated vessel called my stomach, like a dry heaving cat was a vibe
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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messaging my tattoo artist.......
a man wearing a red hat and a brown jacket is smiling
Alt: dave wearing a red hat and a brown jacket is smiling
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January 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Did this anglerfish for a friend!
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Go to a restaurant and order the world's gone mad, a secret menu item of despair and understanding you would never have at home but trust your public outbursts
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Faint heart may never have won me a fair lady but it did put me first in line for a transplant.
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Our idea of a wild night is using the "extra warmth" setting on the electric blanket.
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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I don't touch grass very often because I prefer gummies
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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live, laugh, lewd and lascivious
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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If you’re spiraling out of control slowly, aren’t you just sort of walking around in a circle?
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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might fuck around and wear my house pants at work since nothing matters anymore
January 30, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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marking myself as out of office while sitting at my desk cause i don’t wanna deal with anyone
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM