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@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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If you can’t handle me at tapping your windshield with a hammer and telling you to come on out, you don’t deserve me at my best
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If you can’t handle me at tapping your windshield with a hammer and telling you to come on out, you don’t deserve me at my best
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Those popcorn kernel skins like beetle wings that get stuck in your throat and try to kill you: why?
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Those popcorn kernel skins like beetle wings that get stuck in your throat and try to kill you: why?
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Electric car boy is going to lead the robot revolution? I've never been more confident in its failure.
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Electric car boy is going to lead the robot revolution? I've never been more confident in its failure.
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When a pig gets an abrasion he puts on some oinkment. It's called Neosporkin.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
When a pig gets an abrasion he puts on some oinkment. It's called Neosporkin.
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Masturbating with Fish Sticks: A Memoir
January 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Masturbating with Fish Sticks: A Memoir
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I don’t care what you look like, you will always be your AVI pic to me.
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I don’t care what you look like, you will always be your AVI pic to me.
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You can't go wrong with the S-tier Crown Burger from the restaurant of the same name.
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 AM
You can't go wrong with the S-tier Crown Burger from the restaurant of the same name.
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If you love something, lock it up. If you set it free it will go the authorities.
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
If you love something, lock it up. If you set it free it will go the authorities.
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SON: can you open this gogurt for me
MY WIFE: please no
ME: *running to get samurai sword* hell yes I can
MY WIFE: please no
ME: *running to get samurai sword* hell yes I can
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
SON: can you open this gogurt for me
MY WIFE: please no
ME: *running to get samurai sword* hell yes I can
MY WIFE: please no
ME: *running to get samurai sword* hell yes I can
“Take your eyes and your mind from the road
Shoot your mouth if you know where you're aimin'
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=de2k...
Shoot your mouth if you know where you're aimin'
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=de2k...
E-Pro
YouTube video by Beck - Topic
music.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
“Take your eyes and your mind from the road
Shoot your mouth if you know where you're aimin'
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=de2k...
Shoot your mouth if you know where you're aimin'
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=de2k...
“We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station…”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5Q...
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station…”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5Q...
Frank Sinatra
YouTube video by Cake - Topic
music.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
“We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station…”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5Q...
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station…”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5Q...
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Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
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Sorry I punched your toddler but that thing was screaming hard and I didn’t anticipate Walmart to play “Kickstart My Heart”
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Sorry I punched your toddler but that thing was screaming hard and I didn’t anticipate Walmart to play “Kickstart My Heart”
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Save money on expensive funerals by dying alone and unloved.
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Save money on expensive funerals by dying alone and unloved.
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they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere
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Against Such Stupidity, The Gods Themselves Contend In Vain
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Against Such Stupidity, The Gods Themselves Contend In Vain
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live laugh leave it all behind
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
live laugh leave it all behind
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hosting a molotov cocktail party for the folks tap dancing on the graves of democracies
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
hosting a molotov cocktail party for the folks tap dancing on the graves of democracies
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woke up and chose oblivious
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
woke up and chose oblivious
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the 60% of water in my body is 46% coffee and the other 14% is hazy ipas
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
the 60% of water in my body is 46% coffee and the other 14% is hazy ipas
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donuts are self-care, don't let anyone tell you different✨
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM
donuts are self-care, don't let anyone tell you different✨
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That's a perfectly cat specimen. No assembly required-cats will disarticulate and reassemble themselves at will.
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
That's a perfectly cat specimen. No assembly required-cats will disarticulate and reassemble themselves at will.