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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.

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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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I may not be popular, influential or funny. That's it. That's the skeet.
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Empty calories and chill?
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Just over here liking all the naughty things.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Be the reason they walk into a wall smiling at their phone
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Watching your skeets from 9 hours ago. So full of hope. So full of love. So full of shit.

Wake up. Go to work.
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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The Doomday Clock should actually be a cuckoo clock.
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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I taped a copy of your profile pic to my vibrator. I laminated it first.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I have a low grade fever. Think I’ll watch some Studio Ghibli.
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Emotionally, I’m parked by the jetty and sitting on the hood of my ‘71 Chevy Impala. I’m listening to Boston, a can of Schlitz in my hand, watching the lobster boats away. I can smell Coppertone on the breeze
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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No pressure but if possible do have a nice day
If not channel the angst into something memorable
January 30, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Illness or grief is like when someone puts glasses on a baby and they see clearly for the first time
It’s scary and overwhelming because everything becomes so clear
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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In your far reaching book There's Always Another Horizon Just Around The Corner everything stops, right before the second horizon and the rest is blank. I so love art but why did you- "I was in a bad mood"
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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Just like they said I would, I ignored all the perforations and dotted lines and a perfectly functional open here it's easy and resealable so I could look ripped in package's eyes
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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• all tweets are now psychotic: noone should tweet
• this is a skeet so I am OK
bullet points in a tweet is psychotic lmao
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
*feeling my anxiety solidify into a constant knot in my stomach*
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
*grinding up my morning meds with the coffee beans to save time*
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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pls stop showing us pics of his hands people are trying to eat
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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at this point i think clenching my jaw is the only thing holding me together
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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Will that dread be regular or unleaded?
December 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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It’s not delivery, it’s depression.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Controlled substances for an uncontrolled hellscape.
April 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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You don’t really see cats carrying an upside down trash can lid with a fish skeleton on it anymore
December 20, 2023 at 10:12 AM
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just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
*Status update*
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 AM