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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
1.3K followers 600 following 1.6K posts
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.

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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, accepting his compliment the way a dog figures out where to eat a treat
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
everything sucks so look at her
sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d
not a hint of remorse
doris the ruby and white cavalier king charles spaniel not feeling guilty for burping in my face
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
it’s tough out there and in here (my brain)
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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randommuser.bsky.social
✨meds✨
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
i know my account hasn’t been much fun lately but in my defense *points at every single fucking thing*
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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neslessman.bsky.social
Why tf are you still following me
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: hi i’m here for literal club

WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name

ME: no it isn't
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
told my kid I have a bluesky account and he asked me not to tell anyone else
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
"I have snacks!"

- me as therapist
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Writes post. Reposts that post every hour of every day until I get each of you to like it.
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
If you love something, set it free.
Love is stupid.
January 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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ama-thyst.bsky.social
Bird
Her royal highness Princess Birdie the orange tabby cat lying on my bladder
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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holojester.bsky.social
why cant the coffee
make ME for once
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
i used to have a life, good times
January 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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steamymac.bsky.social
At this point, I’m 98% despair.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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daisy91.bsky.social
I’ve never had a marriage proposal after posting a selfie and frankly I’m
not mad, just disappointed
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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slaybutterbaby.bsky.social
Please
lithiumsucks.bsky.social strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 9h
Stop shrinking yourself to make others comfortable.
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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neslessman.bsky.social
Laughing at the same dumb shit is a love language
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Pretty cool that The Devil can be defeated by a fiddler
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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runoldman.bsky.social
I don't trust people who don't talk to themselves.... I know right!
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
built a wall of googly eyes around my heart so I can hear you laughing when you try to steal it
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Stop shrinking yourself to make others comfortable.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM