strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:
Grease
Star Wars
Charlotte's Web
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Grease
Star Wars
Charlotte's Web
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:
Breaking Away
The Godfather
Superman
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Grease
Breaking Away
The Godfather
Superman
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Grease
Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
The Spy Who Loved Me
Kelly's Heroes
The Wild Geese
A Bridge Too Far
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
The Spy Who Loved Me
Kelly's Heroes
The Wild Geese
A Bridge Too Far
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:
Grease
Star Wars
Charlotte's Web
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Grease
Star Wars
Charlotte's Web
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
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"Paint me like one of your French girls"
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"Paint me like one of your French girls"
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Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
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Rest peacefully, Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, incomparable Queen 🧡
a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom right
Alt: Catherine O'Hara in Schitt's Creek saying "Okay, that's enough news for today".
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Rest peacefully, Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, incomparable Queen 🧡
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Most days I've no idea what's going on around here. It's nice to have something to be thankful for.
June 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Most days I've no idea what's going on around here. It's nice to have something to be thankful for.
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Criticizing is easy. Trying to do something is hard.
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Criticizing is easy. Trying to do something is hard.
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People just don't sit on their porch and watch life go by like they used to
January 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
People just don't sit on their porch and watch life go by like they used to
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GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know
April 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know
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Dreams won't chase you but fuckin geese sure as hell will
November 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Dreams won't chase you but fuckin geese sure as hell will
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
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Fun Valentine's date idea: we scream into heart shaped pillows for a while then eat a fuckton of fried cheese.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Fun Valentine's date idea: we scream into heart shaped pillows for a while then eat a fuckton of fried cheese.
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beeps of a dump truck backing up but it's just my mind dumping more intrusive thoughts in
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 PM
beeps of a dump truck backing up but it's just my mind dumping more intrusive thoughts in
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24/7 nauseated vessel called my stomach, like a dry heaving cat was a vibe
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
24/7 nauseated vessel called my stomach, like a dry heaving cat was a vibe
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messaging my tattoo artist.......
a man wearing a red hat and a brown jacket is smiling
Alt: dave wearing a red hat and a brown jacket is smiling
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
messaging my tattoo artist.......
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Did this anglerfish for a friend!
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Did this anglerfish for a friend!
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Go to a restaurant and order the world's gone mad, a secret menu item of despair and understanding you would never have at home but trust your public outbursts
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Go to a restaurant and order the world's gone mad, a secret menu item of despair and understanding you would never have at home but trust your public outbursts
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Faint heart may never have won me a fair lady but it did put me first in line for a transplant.
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Faint heart may never have won me a fair lady but it did put me first in line for a transplant.
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Our idea of a wild night is using the "extra warmth" setting on the electric blanket.
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Our idea of a wild night is using the "extra warmth" setting on the electric blanket.
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I don't touch grass very often because I prefer gummies
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I don't touch grass very often because I prefer gummies
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live, laugh, lewd and lascivious
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
live, laugh, lewd and lascivious
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If you’re spiraling out of control slowly, aren’t you just sort of walking around in a circle?
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
If you’re spiraling out of control slowly, aren’t you just sort of walking around in a circle?
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Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
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might fuck around and wear my house pants at work since nothing matters anymore
January 30, 2026 at 12:33 PM
might fuck around and wear my house pants at work since nothing matters anymore
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marking myself as out of office while sitting at my desk cause i don’t wanna deal with anyone
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
marking myself as out of office while sitting at my desk cause i don’t wanna deal with anyone