strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies
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The worst part of growing up is realizing no one cares how sad you are
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 PM
The worst part of growing up is realizing no one cares how sad you are
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The feminine urge to hit people with a frying pan
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The feminine urge to hit people with a frying pan
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This type of day is perfect for Mac & Cheese.
Every day is.
Every day is.
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
This type of day is perfect for Mac & Cheese.
Every day is.
Every day is.
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“If humans were meant to be outside, god wouldn’t have created global warming.” -Homer Simpson
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 AM
“If humans were meant to be outside, god wouldn’t have created global warming.” -Homer Simpson
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I just caught my cat up on some of the things going on in the human world. She didn’t comment, but I get it. It’s a lot to process.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I just caught my cat up on some of the things going on in the human world. She didn’t comment, but I get it. It’s a lot to process.
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I come from a long line of people who died.
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I come from a long line of people who died.
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I wish I could be as adorable as a cat when sleeping
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I wish I could be as adorable as a cat when sleeping
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Finally cut my hair. It’s well past time. I’ve done my own for years. Saves money & no small talk.
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Finally cut my hair. It’s well past time. I’ve done my own for years. Saves money & no small talk.
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Detached a quote because someone didn’t get a joke. Please, find a sense of humor before thinking you need to do such things.
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Detached a quote because someone didn’t get a joke. Please, find a sense of humor before thinking you need to do such things.
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Not awake, not asleep, but a secretly annoying third thing
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Not awake, not asleep, but a secretly annoying third thing
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*scrolls manically trying to find something to make me laugh*
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
*scrolls manically trying to find something to make me laugh*
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Hell is full of the people who touch you when they talk.
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hell is full of the people who touch you when they talk.
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I don’t know what’s gonna happen today, but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be annoyed by it
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I don’t know what’s gonna happen today, but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be annoyed by it
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Writing out thoughts then deleting them
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Writing out thoughts then deleting them
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The facial recognition on my phone doesn’t know me when I’m wearing a beanie
January 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The facial recognition on my phone doesn’t know me when I’m wearing a beanie
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this fridge isn’t big enough for the two of us*
*retrieves chainsaw*
*retrieves chainsaw*
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 PM
this fridge isn’t big enough for the two of us*
*retrieves chainsaw*
*retrieves chainsaw*
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I don’t know who that celebrity is that you’re talking about is, therefore they don’t exist
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I don’t know who that celebrity is that you’re talking about is, therefore they don’t exist
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*ignores phone for hours after waking*
*checks phone*
*throws phone across the room*
*checks phone*
*throws phone across the room*
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
*ignores phone for hours after waking*
*checks phone*
*throws phone across the room*
*checks phone*
*throws phone across the room*
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Wishing you the best of luck in there, dear “hand wash and hang dry only”. I hope to see you’ve held up well on the other side of your treacherous journey
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Wishing you the best of luck in there, dear “hand wash and hang dry only”. I hope to see you’ve held up well on the other side of your treacherous journey
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This day in history. 2002. US president George W Bush described Iraq, Iran, and North Korea as an “axis of evil”. Also on this day George W Bush learned that Iraq and Iran are not the same country then forgot that immediately.
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 AM
This day in history. 2002. US president George W Bush described Iraq, Iran, and North Korea as an “axis of evil”. Also on this day George W Bush learned that Iraq and Iran are not the same country then forgot that immediately.
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This (the human race) is why we can't have nice things (planet Earth)
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This (the human race) is why we can't have nice things (planet Earth)
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You seem angry. Have a Snickers.
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You seem angry. Have a Snickers.
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I always enjoy sharing my Winky.
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I always enjoy sharing my Winky.
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My shitty sleep schedule is none of your concern. That’s between me and my shadow people.
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My shitty sleep schedule is none of your concern. That’s between me and my shadow people.