strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
Timeline cleanse. Could someone please help me reassemble my cat? I’ve misplaced the instructions.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Timeline cleanse. Could someone please help me reassemble my cat? I’ve misplaced the instructions.
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Going to see a habit specialist for a routine check-up.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Going to see a habit specialist for a routine check-up.
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Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours
Five jobs I’ve had:
Retail/retail management
Administrative assistant
Benefits/payroll representative
Medical assistant
ESL tutor
Retail/retail management
Administrative assistant
Benefits/payroll representative
Medical assistant
ESL tutor
Five jobs I've had:
Sailor
Marine electrician
Location supervisor
Launch Manager
Quality engineer
Sailor
Marine electrician
Location supervisor
Launch Manager
Quality engineer
Five jobs I’ve had:
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
- the caretaker
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Five jobs I’ve had:
Retail/retail management
Administrative assistant
Benefits/payroll representative
Medical assistant
ESL tutor
Retail/retail management
Administrative assistant
Benefits/payroll representative
Medical assistant
ESL tutor
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I should pee before I go.
- a memoir
- a memoir
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I should pee before I go.
- a memoir
- a memoir
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here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37
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Body dismorphia, but it's myself in varying degrees of invisibility. The goal weight being dissolving completely like sugar in a mason jar of Kool aid.
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Body dismorphia, but it's myself in varying degrees of invisibility. The goal weight being dissolving completely like sugar in a mason jar of Kool aid.
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DILF stands for Damn I Love Fritos
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 AM
DILF stands for Damn I Love Fritos
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barely legal olive oil
September 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
barely legal olive oil
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to whomever would not let me merge: may you always feel like you’re walking through spiderwebs
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
to whomever would not let me merge: may you always feel like you’re walking through spiderwebs
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Me: Hi.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Me: Hi.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.
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does this multifaceted national crisis make my butt look big?
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
does this multifaceted national crisis make my butt look big?
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rallying around my thoughts with a pocket full of hope
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
rallying around my thoughts with a pocket full of hope
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This beautiful beast full on stole my blanket with zero remorse - clawed it onto her bed and proceeded to hassle her stuffie
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
This beautiful beast full on stole my blanket with zero remorse - clawed it onto her bed and proceeded to hassle her stuffie
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It's what anybody would do after a dream like that, check the newspapers for a rise in pioneer living, make sure my toy robots aren't digging a tunnel to eBay
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's what anybody would do after a dream like that, check the newspapers for a rise in pioneer living, make sure my toy robots aren't digging a tunnel to eBay
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The freakiest part in Cheech and Chong is when they said "Danny's not here Mrs Torrance"
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The freakiest part in Cheech and Chong is when they said "Danny's not here Mrs Torrance"
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tried giving my cats sardines to make them love me but now I have really mean cats when they don’t get sardines
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
tried giving my cats sardines to make them love me but now I have really mean cats when they don’t get sardines
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The mental illness with the best imagination is anxiety.
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The mental illness with the best imagination is anxiety.
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It's like I've always said, rapists hate whistles.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
It's like I've always said, rapists hate whistles.
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I missed a few posts. Please start over.
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I missed a few posts. Please start over.
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We’re going to be okay. I promise.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We’re going to be okay. I promise.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
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Mind ya business, I’m off the clock.
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Mind ya business, I’m off the clock.
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Whispering sweet nothings to the heated seats in my truck
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Whispering sweet nothings to the heated seats in my truck
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The Sally Jessy Raphael glasses stay on during sex
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The Sally Jessy Raphael glasses stay on during sex