strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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I may not be popular, influential or funny. That's it. That's the skeet.
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I may not be popular, influential or funny. That's it. That's the skeet.
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Empty calories and chill?
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Empty calories and chill?
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Just over here liking all the naughty things.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Just over here liking all the naughty things.
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Be the reason they walk into a wall smiling at their phone
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Be the reason they walk into a wall smiling at their phone
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Watching your skeets from 9 hours ago. So full of hope. So full of love. So full of shit.
Wake up. Go to work.
Wake up. Go to work.
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Watching your skeets from 9 hours ago. So full of hope. So full of love. So full of shit.
Wake up. Go to work.
Wake up. Go to work.
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The Doomday Clock should actually be a cuckoo clock.
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 PM
The Doomday Clock should actually be a cuckoo clock.
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I taped a copy of your profile pic to my vibrator. I laminated it first.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I taped a copy of your profile pic to my vibrator. I laminated it first.
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I have a low grade fever. Think I’ll watch some Studio Ghibli.
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I have a low grade fever. Think I’ll watch some Studio Ghibli.
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Emotionally, I’m parked by the jetty and sitting on the hood of my ‘71 Chevy Impala. I’m listening to Boston, a can of Schlitz in my hand, watching the lobster boats away. I can smell Coppertone on the breeze
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Emotionally, I’m parked by the jetty and sitting on the hood of my ‘71 Chevy Impala. I’m listening to Boston, a can of Schlitz in my hand, watching the lobster boats away. I can smell Coppertone on the breeze
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No pressure but if possible do have a nice day
If not channel the angst into something memorable
If not channel the angst into something memorable
January 30, 2026 at 9:37 AM
No pressure but if possible do have a nice day
If not channel the angst into something memorable
If not channel the angst into something memorable
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Illness or grief is like when someone puts glasses on a baby and they see clearly for the first time
It’s scary and overwhelming because everything becomes so clear
It’s scary and overwhelming because everything becomes so clear
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Illness or grief is like when someone puts glasses on a baby and they see clearly for the first time
It’s scary and overwhelming because everything becomes so clear
It’s scary and overwhelming because everything becomes so clear
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Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
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In your far reaching book There's Always Another Horizon Just Around The Corner everything stops, right before the second horizon and the rest is blank. I so love art but why did you- "I was in a bad mood"
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 AM
In your far reaching book There's Always Another Horizon Just Around The Corner everything stops, right before the second horizon and the rest is blank. I so love art but why did you- "I was in a bad mood"
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Just like they said I would, I ignored all the perforations and dotted lines and a perfectly functional open here it's easy and resealable so I could look ripped in package's eyes
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Just like they said I would, I ignored all the perforations and dotted lines and a perfectly functional open here it's easy and resealable so I could look ripped in package's eyes
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• all tweets are now psychotic: noone should tweet
• this is a skeet so I am OK
• this is a skeet so I am OK
bullet points in a tweet is psychotic lmao
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
• all tweets are now psychotic: noone should tweet
• this is a skeet so I am OK
• this is a skeet so I am OK
*feeling my anxiety solidify into a constant knot in my stomach*
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
*feeling my anxiety solidify into a constant knot in my stomach*
*grinding up my morning meds with the coffee beans to save time*
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
*grinding up my morning meds with the coffee beans to save time*
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pls stop showing us pics of his hands people are trying to eat
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
pls stop showing us pics of his hands people are trying to eat
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at this point i think clenching my jaw is the only thing holding me together
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
at this point i think clenching my jaw is the only thing holding me together
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Will that dread be regular or unleaded?
December 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Will that dread be regular or unleaded?
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It’s not delivery, it’s depression.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s not delivery, it’s depression.
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Controlled substances for an uncontrolled hellscape.
April 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Controlled substances for an uncontrolled hellscape.
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You don’t really see cats carrying an upside down trash can lid with a fish skeleton on it anymore
December 20, 2023 at 10:12 AM
You don’t really see cats carrying an upside down trash can lid with a fish skeleton on it anymore
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just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
*Status update*
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 AM
*Status update*