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@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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It's Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
a computer generated image of a red and blue light coming out of a hole
Alt: a computer generated image of a red and blue light coming out of a hole Thundercats
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January 31, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It's Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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Came in fourth place at the orgy which means I won.
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Came in fourth place at the orgy which means I won.
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it's like a god damn modern art masterpiece
January 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
it's like a god damn modern art masterpiece
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even when you're broke af Costco still has your back
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
even when you're broke af Costco still has your back
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Sorry I blocked you after I read "political junkie" in your profile
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Sorry I blocked you after I read "political junkie" in your profile
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them: is everything always
the same or is it different?
me: same difference
the same or is it different?
me: same difference
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
them: is everything always
the same or is it different?
me: same difference
the same or is it different?
me: same difference
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Picture someone drunk trying to blow out a big three wick candle, that's how its going
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Picture someone drunk trying to blow out a big three wick candle, that's how its going
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Taxidermy me so I can be a haunted doll featured on ghost adventures
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Taxidermy me so I can be a haunted doll featured on ghost adventures
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I shiver timbers best during a full moon on a clear starlit night in the mountains
January 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I shiver timbers best during a full moon on a clear starlit night in the mountains
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I feel good today, what horrible thing is awaiting me
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I feel good today, what horrible thing is awaiting me
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Cream me like one of your french confections
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Cream me like one of your french confections
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I hate it when all the cum on top of the cake gets stuck to the container
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I hate it when all the cum on top of the cake gets stuck to the container
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Shaving my legs with the sharp edge of darkness
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Shaving my legs with the sharp edge of darkness
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I like it when men wear sweatpants and a hoodie because they look like they're about to sit tf down
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I like it when men wear sweatpants and a hoodie because they look like they're about to sit tf down
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Nothing matters so I'm eating the unsettling shade of guacamole
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Nothing matters so I'm eating the unsettling shade of guacamole
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I don't have any good jokes right now so I'm just complaining, enjoy.
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I don't have any good jokes right now so I'm just complaining, enjoy.
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Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
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Opening a fresh package of chapsticks.
"I can't wait to lose these."
"I can't wait to lose these."
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Opening a fresh package of chapsticks.
"I can't wait to lose these."
"I can't wait to lose these."
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Open hearts of romaine surgery
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Open hearts of romaine surgery
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
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Another year, another Lobsterfest.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Another year, another Lobsterfest.
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Big fan of both chittering and squelching thanks to subtitles.
January 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Big fan of both chittering and squelching thanks to subtitles.