strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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pls stop showing us pics of his hands people are trying to eat
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
pls stop showing us pics of his hands people are trying to eat
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at this point i think clenching my jaw is the only thing holding me together
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
at this point i think clenching my jaw is the only thing holding me together
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Will that dread be regular or unleaded?
December 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Will that dread be regular or unleaded?
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It’s not delivery, it’s depression.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s not delivery, it’s depression.
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Controlled substances for an uncontrolled hellscape.
April 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Controlled substances for an uncontrolled hellscape.
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You don’t really see cats carrying an upside down trash can lid with a fish skeleton on it anymore
December 20, 2023 at 10:12 AM
You don’t really see cats carrying an upside down trash can lid with a fish skeleton on it anymore
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just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
*Status update*
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 AM
*Status update*
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If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.
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Asking the petsmart employee how to best season the hamsters
January 30, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Asking the petsmart employee how to best season the hamsters
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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It’s nice to have a stream of customers to distract me from my stream of thoughts
January 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It’s nice to have a stream of customers to distract me from my stream of thoughts
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im checking your house
for secret compartments
for secret compartments
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
im checking your house
for secret compartments
for secret compartments
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tomorrow i become sentient
January 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
tomorrow i become sentient
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eight ball corner pocket
i proudly declare before
accidentally impaling the
bartender with a pool cue
i proudly declare before
accidentally impaling the
bartender with a pool cue
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
eight ball corner pocket
i proudly declare before
accidentally impaling the
bartender with a pool cue
i proudly declare before
accidentally impaling the
bartender with a pool cue
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ill pretend until its real
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 AM
ill pretend until its real
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🎶
Daft Punk - Face to Face (Official Video)
YouTube video by Daft Punk
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
🎶
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im a top tear person
(cries a lot)
(cries a lot)
January 30, 2026 at 5:16 AM
im a top tear person
(cries a lot)
(cries a lot)
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Me: a little self care never hurt anybody
Bank account: 👀
Bank account: 👀
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Me: a little self care never hurt anybody
Bank account: 👀
Bank account: 👀
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this is the true meaning of friendship
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
this is the true meaning of friendship
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I think we can all agree that yesterday was a little day in hell here in the United States. I made myself paint yesterday just to try and calm down. Im trying to like what I got done on the icebergs #painting #art #workinprogress
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I think we can all agree that yesterday was a little day in hell here in the United States. I made myself paint yesterday just to try and calm down. Im trying to like what I got done on the icebergs #painting #art #workinprogress
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People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution.
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 AM
People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution.
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And for my next trick:
I will worry about 50 different things at the same time!
I will worry about 50 different things at the same time!
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
And for my next trick:
I will worry about 50 different things at the same time!
I will worry about 50 different things at the same time!
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I start my day the same way I put on my pants.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I start my day the same way I put on my pants.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
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if your boyfriend has beard wash, beard conditioner, beard oil, beard balm, multiple beard brushes and combs... you have a girlfriend.
I'll be your girlfriend, bb.
hmu
I'll be your girlfriend, bb.
hmu
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
if your boyfriend has beard wash, beard conditioner, beard oil, beard balm, multiple beard brushes and combs... you have a girlfriend.
I'll be your girlfriend, bb.
hmu
I'll be your girlfriend, bb.
hmu