strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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So desperate for hope just seeing an evil, little man kicked to the curb brings ridiculous joy.
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
So desperate for hope just seeing an evil, little man kicked to the curb brings ridiculous joy.
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That’s it. I’m going to have to get a baby goat for my mental health.
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
That’s it. I’m going to have to get a baby goat for my mental health.
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and it was there, in the ruins of a mind ravaged by stress and responsibilities, she realized she’s actually killing this single mom thing
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
and it was there, in the ruins of a mind ravaged by stress and responsibilities, she realized she’s actually killing this single mom thing
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if sex with two people is called a twosome, and sex with three people is called a threesome, I guess I understand now why they call you handsome...
#DocAfterDark
#DocAfterDark
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
if sex with two people is called a twosome, and sex with three people is called a threesome, I guess I understand now why they call you handsome...
#DocAfterDark
#DocAfterDark
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You seem like someone who always loses their lighter.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You seem like someone who always loses their lighter.
“I’d feel much worse if I wasn’t under such heavy sedation.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
“I’d feel much worse if I wasn’t under such heavy sedation.”
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it's rude that so many old people are the same age as me
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
it's rude that so many old people are the same age as me
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[Statue of Liberty voice]: give me your shitposts, your pet photos, your art projects longing to be seen
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
[Statue of Liberty voice]: give me your shitposts, your pet photos, your art projects longing to be seen
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he snuggle his fishy
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
he snuggle his fishy
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You as a cartoon:
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
You as a cartoon:
“Such a fine line between stupid and clever”
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“Such a fine line between stupid and clever”
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I’m here to help, take as much rope as you need.
December 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I’m here to help, take as much rope as you need.
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“Put the knife down.”
-me, flirting
-me, flirting
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
“Put the knife down.”
-me, flirting
-me, flirting
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People often underestimate my ability to be content alone.
July 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
People often underestimate my ability to be content alone.
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Contrary to popular belief, the first cut is not always the deepest.
July 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Contrary to popular belief, the first cut is not always the deepest.
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I'm by no means a perfectionist, but you're doing it wrong.
June 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm by no means a perfectionist, but you're doing it wrong.
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As a species, have we considered going back to the sea
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
As a species, have we considered going back to the sea
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“Caucus” sounds absolutely filthy
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“Caucus” sounds absolutely filthy
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Brownies and old afternoon coffee has gotten her to this point. Now will they see her through to the other side? Let's find out on the next episode of BlobStar on Earth.
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Brownies and old afternoon coffee has gotten her to this point. Now will they see her through to the other side? Let's find out on the next episode of BlobStar on Earth.
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Would you think less of me if you knew I paid a woman to scream obscenities at me in French whilst hurling cans of Dinty Moore beef stew at my head?
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Would you think less of me if you knew I paid a woman to scream obscenities at me in French whilst hurling cans of Dinty Moore beef stew at my head?
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telling myself its not
as hard as it seems
as hard as it seems
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 AM
telling myself its not
as hard as it seems
as hard as it seems
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just a housekeeping note: if you reply to me with a pic of your pet or anything and include alt text i most likely will repost it if that kind of thing matters to you at all
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
just a housekeeping note: if you reply to me with a pic of your pet or anything and include alt text i most likely will repost it if that kind of thing matters to you at all
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i hate it when the govt shrinks me and my nuclear submarine down to microscopic size and injects me into the body of a scientist so i can fix his damaged brain
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
i hate it when the govt shrinks me and my nuclear submarine down to microscopic size and injects me into the body of a scientist so i can fix his damaged brain
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i’m sorry i called your baby a messy bitch but in my defense that was a lot of drool
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
i’m sorry i called your baby a messy bitch but in my defense that was a lot of drool