strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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When I was young and single, I used to buy all my snowstorm supplies at the local liquor store.
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
When I was young and single, I used to buy all my snowstorm supplies at the local liquor store.
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Been getting follows.
Time to talk about how much my butt hurts. My butt really hurts today. My butt hurts pretty bad.
Time to talk about how much my butt hurts. My butt really hurts today. My butt hurts pretty bad.
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Been getting follows.
Time to talk about how much my butt hurts. My butt really hurts today. My butt hurts pretty bad.
Time to talk about how much my butt hurts. My butt really hurts today. My butt hurts pretty bad.
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Whenever I see someone walking I stop and ask them if they have found a land bridge to another continent
February 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Whenever I see someone walking I stop and ask them if they have found a land bridge to another continent
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one look at Fettuccini Medusa turns your penis into a breadstick
January 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
one look at Fettuccini Medusa turns your penis into a breadstick
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I'll just stand and watch my surroundings safe.
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I'll just stand and watch my surroundings safe.
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Cut my own bagel if you're looking for a daredevil.
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Cut my own bagel if you're looking for a daredevil.
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Calling strangers..Besties to scare them away.
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Calling strangers..Besties to scare them away.
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Lunacy would be a great girl's name.
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Lunacy would be a great girl's name.
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Life doesn't get easier it becomes more complicated.
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Life doesn't get easier it becomes more complicated.
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All good people know how to listen but not all people who know how to listen are good people. Be cautious of your audience.
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
All good people know how to listen but not all people who know how to listen are good people. Be cautious of your audience.
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The queen of procrastination? Aww thank you, I’m flattered.
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The queen of procrastination? Aww thank you, I’m flattered.
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Imagine being me. No…
more cat hair
more cat hair
Imagine being me. No, more fat.
Imagine being me. No. More overthinking.
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Imagine being me. No…
more cat hair
more cat hair
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Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
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blood clots are just boba for vampires.
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
blood clots are just boba for vampires.
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Which one of your personalities is into me again?
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Which one of your personalities is into me again?
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Upsetting my family by asking if they want ‘bread lube’ on their sandwiches.
July 25, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Upsetting my family by asking if they want ‘bread lube’ on their sandwiches.
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A handful of the art styles I work in. There's a lot more, as I can barely focus on a single medium at one time. Stick around and find out! 😅
December 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
A handful of the art styles I work in. There's a lot more, as I can barely focus on a single medium at one time. Stick around and find out! 😅
Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
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Wanna come over and make kool-aid popsicles in ice cube trays and make out?
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wanna come over and make kool-aid popsicles in ice cube trays and make out?
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Can’t wait to go to work and have 12 people tell me it’s getting cold out. Like damn, I didn’t know and wore a swimsuit today.
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Can’t wait to go to work and have 12 people tell me it’s getting cold out. Like damn, I didn’t know and wore a swimsuit today.
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Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex
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putting “I don’t like dark mode” on my dating profile saves me a lot of heartache
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
putting “I don’t like dark mode” on my dating profile saves me a lot of heartache