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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
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@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
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Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.

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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
You know who you are.
Message that reads: Fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying “You Can’t Fuck Off Past Here.” Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream and keep fucking off forever.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
More Caturday fun!
A skeleton holding a cat with sun rays behind its head, and clouds in the sky. There are two more cats on either side of the skeleton, with text that says, “When you’re dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats.”
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
It’s Caturday! Tell your cat(s) I said, “pspspspsps…” and scratch their chin(s) for me.
Athena the tortoiseshell looking at the camera, cuddling with her sleeping sister Daphne, the long haired calico.
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Accurate.
Black and white photo of Tom Waits covering his eyes with his hand with the text, “We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.”
May 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Love letters handwritten in cursive are rare, beautiful things.
A sheet of paper with a sentence written in black ink saying, “The lost art of cursive handwriting.”
April 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Post your comfort album.
Homogenic by Björk.
April 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
My two favorite beasts saying hello.
Black and white picture of two cats. A long haired calico standing next to her sister, a tortoiseshell both staring at the camera.
April 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Flowers just because.
Two dozen lavender roses with a piano keyboard in the background.
April 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Error: 404 posts not found. I guess I don’t exist anymore.
Screenshot of my profile showing 404 posts.
April 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Timeline cleanse.
Mostly white calico with a coffee goatee lying upside down, almost looking at the camera.
April 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing.
A picture of someone with gloved hands, holding a stained seagull with an extended wing with the text, “Being labeled as a gifted kid vs. what I turned out to be.” “Veterinarians treat ‘exotic’ bird, realize it’s just a seagull covered in curry.”
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
A movie from the year you turned 18.
Fargo movie poster from 1996.
April 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Post a warning
Auto Wire-Cutter III machine labeled, “WARNING! DO NOT INSERT ANYTHING YOU LOVE IN THIS HOLE.”
April 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Self explanatory.
Text saying: Someone: I wanna get to know you. Me: Alright pick a category. Then there’s a Jeopardy! board with the topics of childhood trauma, substance abuse, poor life choices, mental health, things I shouldn’t say, and inappropriate humor. Each category has an amount from $100-$500.
March 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Timeline cleanse.
Athena the tortoiseshell cat looking cute as ever enjoying her heating pad.
March 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Quote skeet with a movie you know all the lines to.
Poster for the movie Pulp Fiction (1994).
March 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Quote with your Lock Screen.
A black and white photo of a tortoiseshell cat resting on a cat bed, looking at the camera.
March 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
My husband and I picked up some sweet treats because things are terrible.
Desserts from our favorite bakery for the past 20 years! Top to bottom: Marzipan cake slice Passionfruit mousse cake slice Raspberry mousse cake slice Raspberry tartlette
March 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Happy 8th birthday to my favorite beasts in the world.
A tortoiseshell kitten and calico kitten sleeping on a tan blanket. My husband and I had just brought these two sisters home from the shelter at two months old. Daphne the calico and Athena the tortoiseshell cuddling together, even after 8 years of sisterly strife.
March 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
A sign that reads, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day” with a pot leaf under it. Then, “Ooops, sorry wrong leaf” with a four leaf clover under it.
March 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Tell me where you’re from without telling me where you’re from with a quote post.
The yellow hibiscus is the state flower of Hawaii.
March 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Timeline cleanse of a koi frenzy while on vacation during much simpler times. Photo by the illustrious @skeptyk.bsky.social
Bright orange koi in a feeding frenzy with some floating white flowers.
March 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
This is a stickup!
A long-haired calico cat asleep with front paws stretched out.
March 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
See a tattoo, show a tattoo.
A Japanese doll wearing a turquoise kimono with yellow koi on it.
February 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Truth from nature.
“Me too, plant. Me too.” Over a picture of a plant that looks like it’s screaming.
February 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM