strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Surgically implanting kidney stones so that I have an excuse for missing family functions
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Surgically implanting kidney stones so that I have an excuse for missing family functions
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Holiday spirit has been canceled.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Holiday spirit has been canceled.
The dread of the day is existential. Would you like to look at the doom list?
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The dread of the day is existential. Would you like to look at the doom list?
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I'm not celebrating again this year.
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm not celebrating again this year.
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I see you just posted something inspirational.
First time on the internet?
First time on the internet?
August 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I see you just posted something inspirational.
First time on the internet?
First time on the internet?
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I’ll always remember 2025 and that one decent day I had
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’ll always remember 2025 and that one decent day I had
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To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
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Thanksgiving is coming up. Make sure to swap out your fancy Dawn detergent from the dollar store variety.
Company's coming!
Company's coming!
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thanksgiving is coming up. Make sure to swap out your fancy Dawn detergent from the dollar store variety.
Company's coming!
Company's coming!
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Listen up kids.
When you get married, your spirit animal "goes to live on a farm"
When you get married, your spirit animal "goes to live on a farm"
September 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Listen up kids.
When you get married, your spirit animal "goes to live on a farm"
When you get married, your spirit animal "goes to live on a farm"
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A mind so chaotic the world seems normal.
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A mind so chaotic the world seems normal.
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“I don’t give a shit,” she lied.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“I don’t give a shit,” she lied.
Getting by 0.8 amps at a time.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Getting by 0.8 amps at a time.
Already getting stoned for pre-Thanksgiving grocery shopping this weekend.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Already getting stoned for pre-Thanksgiving grocery shopping this weekend.
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did you get the dream I sent you
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
did you get the dream I sent you
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I was an open book, but you were illiterate.
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I was an open book, but you were illiterate.
Same site, different reader.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Same site, different reader.
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Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
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You craft your skeets and save them to your offline drafts folder. Tweaking them to perfection, you post to your multitudes.
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You craft your skeets and save them to your offline drafts folder. Tweaking them to perfection, you post to your multitudes.
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
Fuck no I’m not clicking on your link.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck no I’m not clicking on your link.
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How does one “make love” when it constantly exists?
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
How does one “make love” when it constantly exists?
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*watching porn*
Me: The book was better
Me: The book was better
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*watching porn*
Me: The book was better
Me: The book was better
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Someone needs to take your phone away.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Someone needs to take your phone away.
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the "fuck off" in "have a great day" is silent
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
the "fuck off" in "have a great day" is silent
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Life is a cycle.
We're all recycled.
Don't be worried about whether or not something has been thought, written, or done before.
It has.
We're all recycled.
Don't be worried about whether or not something has been thought, written, or done before.
It has.
September 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Life is a cycle.
We're all recycled.
Don't be worried about whether or not something has been thought, written, or done before.
It has.
We're all recycled.
Don't be worried about whether or not something has been thought, written, or done before.
It has.
“There's definitely, definitely, definitely no logic”
youtube.com/watch?v=qXrQ...
youtube.com/watch?v=qXrQ...
Björk - Human Behaviour live (sub. Español/Ingles)
YouTube video by PROTOCULTURA CLUB
youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“There's definitely, definitely, definitely no logic”
youtube.com/watch?v=qXrQ...
youtube.com/watch?v=qXrQ...