Canadian Bacon
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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if you take a joke seriously on social media, you die in real life
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
if you take a joke seriously on social media, you die in real life
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Does Nobel have other prizes for carrots and potatoes, or is it just peas?
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Does Nobel have other prizes for carrots and potatoes, or is it just peas?
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If you forget the extra u when spelling words in Canada you go straight to jail.
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
If you forget the extra u when spelling words in Canada you go straight to jail.
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When smart people like my posts I feel like I snuck past the bouncer.
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
When smart people like my posts I feel like I snuck past the bouncer.
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We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
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Gonna try some moods swings for exercise
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Gonna try some moods swings for exercise
Do you take your coffee with or without the ignorant bliss?
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Do you take your coffee with or without the ignorant bliss?
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Receiving intergalactic signals from my ass
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Receiving intergalactic signals from my ass
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Not everyone is going to find you funny and neither am I
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Not everyone is going to find you funny and neither am I
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I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
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extremely important to schedule in time for laying down multiple times a day
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
extremely important to schedule in time for laying down multiple times a day
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Don’t worry what others think. Just eat your cheese & be happy.
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Don’t worry what others think. Just eat your cheese & be happy.
Don’t fart on me and tell me it’s windy.
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Don’t fart on me and tell me it’s windy.
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I'm like a habanero pepper, sweet and flavorful at first, followed by a real spicy kick that knocks you on your ass
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm like a habanero pepper, sweet and flavorful at first, followed by a real spicy kick that knocks you on your ass
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I've got your Canadian bacon right here.
*points to ass*
*points to ass*
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I've got your Canadian bacon right here.
*points to ass*
*points to ass*
Sometimes I feel like that weird potato chip flavour, that nobody really understands.
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Sometimes I feel like that weird potato chip flavour, that nobody really understands.
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I don't have an active imagination. That fucker is aggressively intrusive.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I don't have an active imagination. That fucker is aggressively intrusive.
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I have imagined so many scenarios in my head and yet I’m prepared for none of them.
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I have imagined so many scenarios in my head and yet I’m prepared for none of them.
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Never tell me how many tortillas I ate when I'm inhaling chips & salsa
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Never tell me how many tortillas I ate when I'm inhaling chips & salsa
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The Great Molasses Flood of 1919, but it’s just my sticky thoughts struggling to break the surface of my memory sludge
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The Great Molasses Flood of 1919, but it’s just my sticky thoughts struggling to break the surface of my memory sludge
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I don't know, just wing it like the rest of us.
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I don't know, just wing it like the rest of us.
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Being called “tense” means I’m edgy, right?
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Being called “tense” means I’m edgy, right?
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Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
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Stop bleeding for people who never knew you were injured.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Stop bleeding for people who never knew you were injured.
So all y’all doing dry January be doing folded February? This is a laundry thing right?
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
So all y’all doing dry January be doing folded February? This is a laundry thing right?