Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Just saw a commercial for a book
February 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Just saw a commercial for a book
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He died doing what he loved. Nothing.
February 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
He died doing what he loved. Nothing.
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I have to remember to wait until people tell me an actual date before I say I can't go . . . always have had trouble with that.
February 19, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I have to remember to wait until people tell me an actual date before I say I can't go . . . always have had trouble with that.
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Me: that's Walter under the bridge
Friend: it's "water" lol
Me: *pointing to a body as it floats down the river* no
Friend: it's "water" lol
Me: *pointing to a body as it floats down the river* no
February 20, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Me: that's Walter under the bridge
Friend: it's "water" lol
Me: *pointing to a body as it floats down the river* no
Friend: it's "water" lol
Me: *pointing to a body as it floats down the river* no
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Some people are lucky I’m in my do not give people a reaction era
February 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Some people are lucky I’m in my do not give people a reaction era
I’ve not met my cheese quota for the day. I still have time.
February 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I’ve not met my cheese quota for the day. I still have time.
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i wonder where garfield stands on lasagna soup
February 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i wonder where garfield stands on lasagna soup
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The yearn is out lobotomies are in
February 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The yearn is out lobotomies are in
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Songwriters don't drop enough random references to the X-Files into their songs these days.
February 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Songwriters don't drop enough random references to the X-Files into their songs these days.
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Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings
February 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings
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What the fuck?
*motions to everything
*motions to everything
February 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
What the fuck?
*motions to everything
*motions to everything
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i’m just a demon in another dimension standing inside of a pentagram waiting to be summoned
February 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
i’m just a demon in another dimension standing inside of a pentagram waiting to be summoned
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In case you were wondering how my day was going, I just licked cheese off of my kitchen counter.
February 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
In case you were wondering how my day was going, I just licked cheese off of my kitchen counter.
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king arthur and the sword in the stone but it’s a slim jim
February 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
king arthur and the sword in the stone but it’s a slim jim
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writing a resume is easy, you just need to make your every day activities sound professional. for example, amassing an army of crows so large that the murder blocks out the sun when in flight becomes "a proven ability to lead"
March 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
writing a resume is easy, you just need to make your every day activities sound professional. for example, amassing an army of crows so large that the murder blocks out the sun when in flight becomes "a proven ability to lead"
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i need a hug that kills me
February 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i need a hug that kills me
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*hand on box of hamburger helper*
I promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so hamburger help me god
I promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so hamburger help me god
February 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
*hand on box of hamburger helper*
I promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so hamburger help me god
I promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so hamburger help me god
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unfollowed. muted. blocked. electrocuted. sprayed with acid. nuked from orbit.
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
unfollowed. muted. blocked. electrocuted. sprayed with acid. nuked from orbit.
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Saying “no” without explaining yourself and other acts of bravery.
February 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Saying “no” without explaining yourself and other acts of bravery.
That bitch* took my purple pen
*coworker
*coworker
February 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
That bitch* took my purple pen
*coworker
*coworker
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bitches? alas, I’m afraid you misheard. I love *bitching*
February 19, 2026 at 11:00 PM
bitches? alas, I’m afraid you misheard. I love *bitching*
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Will things ever be fergalicious again.
February 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Will things ever be fergalicious again.
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If someone gets hurt in a peekaboo accident you take them to the ICU
February 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If someone gets hurt in a peekaboo accident you take them to the ICU
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the human body is a layer of supple skin stretched over a gooey meat-filled center... we are ravioli
February 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the human body is a layer of supple skin stretched over a gooey meat-filled center... we are ravioli
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SHOCK NEWS: Loathsome cat owner AGAIN brings home WRONG TREAT FLAVOR... developing story
February 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
SHOCK NEWS: Loathsome cat owner AGAIN brings home WRONG TREAT FLAVOR... developing story
