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Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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At this point, jimmy go ahead and eat world
October 18, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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Hit with a sudden craving for curly fries
February 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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sorry for being so funny
and adorable all the time
February 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Gave my cat some catnip and he’s gone from attacking everything (annoying) to calming down and wanting to be loved (equally annoying)
February 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

Come sail away. Come sail away. Come sail away with cheese.
February 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Sometimes not having much to say is quite enough
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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DAVID LYNCH: you need to fix their hearts or they will die

CARDIOLOGIST: I’m only letting you say that to me because you’re David Lynch
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Your regular reminder that the world IS indeed a vampire.
February 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Specific Hospital
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Keeping a scream in some Tupperware in the freezer and burping it periodically because even frozen it grows and grows
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Go-go-gadget will to continue.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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I do 100 sets of tossing and turning in bed I should be ripped by now
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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rose, sophia, blanche, dorothy, shaped cereal calling it golden grams
February 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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i have something very important to say and it impacts me deeply but im non confrontational so instead im going to whisper it to my cat
February 17, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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you’re the best at what you do (derogatory)
February 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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If you die in Burlington Coat Factory, you respawn in TJ Maxx
July 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
This one has been in my head this evening

Beastie Boys -
Ch-Check It Out
youtu.be/6iuGp9gUeNk?...
Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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I hope this post blows up.
(and takes me with it)
February 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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"i don't think anyone is going to get your cat's name" whatever, chairman meow gets it
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Spice things up by submitting pto requests to companies you don’t work for
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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I like to tell people I'm "battling my demons." It sounds so much cooler than sitting around knowing why I suck and wondering why that doesn't fix it
December 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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*Casually mentions karate 7 times in my wedding vows*
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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HEADSTONE:
I don’t know, man… I tried.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Every once in awhile, beneath the fruit in one of those fruit-on-the-bottom yogurts, there should be a secret passageway to a series of forgotten catacombs.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM