Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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time to wake up is inversely proportional to the coziness of the bed
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
time to wake up is inversely proportional to the coziness of the bed
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Fine, I’ll solve all the problems. I meant to do it earlier but got distracted
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Fine, I’ll solve all the problems. I meant to do it earlier but got distracted
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i think i should be able to ooze everywhere like the blob
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
i think i should be able to ooze everywhere like the blob
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...and this is where the magic happens
[gestures to room with pentagram]
[gestures to room with pentagram]
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 AM
...and this is where the magic happens
[gestures to room with pentagram]
[gestures to room with pentagram]
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Brb gonna draw a pentagram on my bedroom floor and sacrifice something
March 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Brb gonna draw a pentagram on my bedroom floor and sacrifice something
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2Calvin 2Hobbes
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
2Calvin 2Hobbes
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i told cupid to keep those arrows far away from me so he shot me with a gun
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i told cupid to keep those arrows far away from me so he shot me with a gun
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a radioactive spider bit me and now it won’t get out of bed
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
a radioactive spider bit me and now it won’t get out of bed
Now that everyone is done talking about it, gonna watch the final season of “Stranger Things”
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Now that everyone is done talking about it, gonna watch the final season of “Stranger Things”
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On which date do you tell them you’re undead?
August 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
On which date do you tell them you’re undead?
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”I, myself, am strange and unusual”, I say as I pour myself another cup of tea, in the red room at Hill House.
February 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
”I, myself, am strange and unusual”, I say as I pour myself another cup of tea, in the red room at Hill House.
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this account is best viewed in dark mode
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
this account is best viewed in dark mode
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My favorite thing about cats is that they're covered in spit
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
My favorite thing about cats is that they're covered in spit
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i just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple of swords, as a treat
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
i just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple of swords, as a treat
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My cat has informed me that today will also be Caturday and that there should be more treats.
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
My cat has informed me that today will also be Caturday and that there should be more treats.
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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Smokey Bear laid some heavy responsibility down on us when we were kids, man.
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Smokey Bear laid some heavy responsibility down on us when we were kids, man.
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Someday someone’s gonna try to remake Big Trouble in Little China and it’s gonna be the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Someday someone’s gonna try to remake Big Trouble in Little China and it’s gonna be the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
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People: omg I can’t believe this is happening
People with anxiety: I thought this might happen
People with anxiety: I thought this might happen
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
People: omg I can’t believe this is happening
People with anxiety: I thought this might happen
People with anxiety: I thought this might happen
My alarm clock this morning was a cat walking on my face
February 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My alarm clock this morning was a cat walking on my face
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If a man isn’t treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If a man isn’t treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
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My last cat was a British humor snob. Flying Circus & Fawlty Towers were perfectly fine, but Benny Hill was "beneath him." What a dick.
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
My last cat was a British humor snob. Flying Circus & Fawlty Towers were perfectly fine, but Benny Hill was "beneath him." What a dick.
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did everyone forget about caturday due to valentines
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
did everyone forget about caturday due to valentines
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Wonka told Charlie the other children would be fine. But, come on, we're all adults. No one ever saw those kids or their parents again.
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Wonka told Charlie the other children would be fine. But, come on, we're all adults. No one ever saw those kids or their parents again.
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February 14 -18, 1999:
Stephen King's Storm of the Century premieres on television.
One of his most underrated works ever! Go read the screenplay first!!!
Stephen King's Storm of the Century premieres on television.
One of his most underrated works ever! Go read the screenplay first!!!
When it gets cold, I watch Stephen King’s Storm of the Century (1999)
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
February 14 -18, 1999:
Stephen King's Storm of the Century premieres on television.
One of his most underrated works ever! Go read the screenplay first!!!
Stephen King's Storm of the Century premieres on television.
One of his most underrated works ever! Go read the screenplay first!!!