Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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learned the hard way not to hokey pokey anywhere
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
learned the hard way not to hokey pokey anywhere
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I just really wasn't prepared for everything to be this stupid.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I just really wasn't prepared for everything to be this stupid.
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If rage burned calories, I'd be shredded
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If rage burned calories, I'd be shredded
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freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
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anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 96 times a day or is it just me
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 96 times a day or is it just me
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pasta will never hurt you
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
pasta will never hurt you
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
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Jeez, bring my pet kraken to the dog park ONE TIME…
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Jeez, bring my pet kraken to the dog park ONE TIME…
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guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
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oh yeah? well queen says we make the rocking world go round so there
February 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
oh yeah? well queen says we make the rocking world go round so there
Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
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Leaving a handful of teeth under my pillow so the succubus knows it's more of a casual thing
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Leaving a handful of teeth under my pillow so the succubus knows it's more of a casual thing
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I realize this blanket won't last forever. I treasure what time we have together NOW.
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I realize this blanket won't last forever. I treasure what time we have together NOW.
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When they bring back ALF as a gritty cop drama you’ll know we’ve passed the point of no return
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
When they bring back ALF as a gritty cop drama you’ll know we’ve passed the point of no return
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Did Paula Cole ever figure out where all those cowboys went?
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Did Paula Cole ever figure out where all those cowboys went?
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I work to support my laying around habit
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I work to support my laying around habit
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it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby
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*sad velociraptor noises*
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
*sad velociraptor noises*
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Share a bizarre and inexplicable encounter on a desolate road, late one cold November night, and chill?
February 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Share a bizarre and inexplicable encounter on a desolate road, late one cold November night, and chill?
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when I die I’m coming back as a southern gothic character
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
when I die I’m coming back as a southern gothic character
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“Can I come by?”
No.
No.
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
“Can I come by?”
No.
No.
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What A Terrible Night To Have A Curse, Charlie Brown
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
What A Terrible Night To Have A Curse, Charlie Brown
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Looong time ago I worked in a grocery store. I had to wear a white shirt, a bow tie, a green apron, and a name tag with the store's logo. So imagine my surprised when a customer said, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Looong time ago I worked in a grocery store. I had to wear a white shirt, a bow tie, a green apron, and a name tag with the store's logo. So imagine my surprised when a customer said, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.