Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
February 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
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Is there anything more beautiful than a baby’s smile or a briefcase full of cash
February 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Is there anything more beautiful than a baby’s smile or a briefcase full of cash
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I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
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Have you considered making your laugh weirder
February 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Have you considered making your laugh weirder
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Friend: do you wanna play mermaids?
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
July 24, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Friend: do you wanna play mermaids?
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
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I have a teardrop tattoo so everyone knows I’m sad all the time.
February 19, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I have a teardrop tattoo so everyone knows I’m sad all the time.
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Something about being able to do a Donald Duck voice makes middle aged men think that every child they meet is dying for it to be inflicted on them
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Something about being able to do a Donald Duck voice makes middle aged men think that every child they meet is dying for it to be inflicted on them
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Detective: sir, we'd like to interview you about a recent string of hamburger thefts in the area
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
February 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Detective: sir, we'd like to interview you about a recent string of hamburger thefts in the area
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
My cats are not pleased that I smell like other cats
February 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
My cats are not pleased that I smell like other cats
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Autocorrupt can go to hello.
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Autocorrupt can go to hello.
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if your sock seam is annoying your toes, you're gonna have a bad time
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
if your sock seam is annoying your toes, you're gonna have a bad time
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Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
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The Cheshire cat is hanging out in the night sky again. I saw him smiling at me.
February 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The Cheshire cat is hanging out in the night sky again. I saw him smiling at me.
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Sorry, I can’t. I have plans to not do that thing.
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Sorry, I can’t. I have plans to not do that thing.
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The word "fuck" just really doesn't cut it anymore
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The word "fuck" just really doesn't cut it anymore
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The cats say I really need to step up and dedicate at least 20 minutes of every hour petting them. "I'm not always home!" I exclaim. Their hearts remain unmoved, their resolve steadfast.
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The cats say I really need to step up and dedicate at least 20 minutes of every hour petting them. "I'm not always home!" I exclaim. Their hearts remain unmoved, their resolve steadfast.
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The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.
February 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.
Going by a friend’s house to smoke after work. Look at me being social.
February 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Going by a friend’s house to smoke after work. Look at me being social.
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Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/
February 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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I once had to explain to a customer who was complaining about the store being dark...that it closed 10 minutes ago along with the registers.
February 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I once had to explain to a customer who was complaining about the store being dark...that it closed 10 minutes ago along with the registers.
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Play all my favorite DVD menu screens at my funeral
February 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Play all my favorite DVD menu screens at my funeral
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she said it's over because I'm "emotionally unavailable" but we both know the real reason is my vestigial tail
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
she said it's over because I'm "emotionally unavailable" but we both know the real reason is my vestigial tail
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I named my puppy Kurt Cobain. He knows sit, shake, roll over, and come as you are
February 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I named my puppy Kurt Cobain. He knows sit, shake, roll over, and come as you are
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