Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter
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Panic! Anywhere really
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Panic! Anywhere really
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The worst thing about a zombie apocalypse would be their "tastes like chicken" jokes.
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The worst thing about a zombie apocalypse would be their "tastes like chicken" jokes.
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If you see this, post a rabbit.
February 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If you see this, post a rabbit.
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Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down
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*I'm brutally killed and eaten within seconds of landing my time machine in the Jurassic period*
February 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
*I'm brutally killed and eaten within seconds of landing my time machine in the Jurassic period*
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Look, you can have a tisket 𝘰𝘳 a tasket; not both.
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Look, you can have a tisket 𝘰𝘳 a tasket; not both.
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playing an epic prank on my surgeon by not waking up after my procedure
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
playing an epic prank on my surgeon by not waking up after my procedure
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Today’s band name:
Waiting for Pancakes
Waiting for Pancakes
February 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Today’s band name:
Waiting for Pancakes
Waiting for Pancakes
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forgot to close the bread. kitchen crawling with geese
February 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
forgot to close the bread. kitchen crawling with geese
Cheese in the morning
Cheese in the evening
Cheese at supper time
When cheese is near me, I’m gonna cram it in my face
Cheese in the evening
Cheese at supper time
When cheese is near me, I’m gonna cram it in my face
February 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Cheese in the morning
Cheese in the evening
Cheese at supper time
When cheese is near me, I’m gonna cram it in my face
Cheese in the evening
Cheese at supper time
When cheese is near me, I’m gonna cram it in my face
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This is the third time that person's posts have annoyed me. They are now so muted.
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This is the third time that person's posts have annoyed me. They are now so muted.
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I love it when I’m hitchhiking across the desert and a semi carrying ufo parts races by, gently moving my sideburns in the breeze
January 5, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I love it when I’m hitchhiking across the desert and a semi carrying ufo parts races by, gently moving my sideburns in the breeze
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Those humbling moments when you mouth forgets how to eat.
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Those humbling moments when you mouth forgets how to eat.
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I slept like shit and now my day is trash.
- a memoir
- a memoir
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I slept like shit and now my day is trash.
- a memoir
- a memoir
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sniff your cat back today
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
sniff your cat back today
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I never know what to do with my hands when transcending my physical form
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I never know what to do with my hands when transcending my physical form
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Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
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today I am house-sitting (sitting in a house)
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
today I am house-sitting (sitting in a house)
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Be careful what you wish for, unless you're wishing for something bad to happen.
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Be careful what you wish for, unless you're wishing for something bad to happen.
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I would like to to wish Bill Pullman a Happy President's Day.
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I would like to to wish Bill Pullman a Happy President's Day.
You made it to Monday afternoon.
Unclench your jaw.
Unclench your jaw.
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
You made it to Monday afternoon.
Unclench your jaw.
Unclench your jaw.
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do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
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*scrolling through the timeline
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM
*scrolling through the timeline
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in