Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Leaving a handful of teeth under my pillow so the succubus knows it's more of a casual thing
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Leaving a handful of teeth under my pillow so the succubus knows it's more of a casual thing
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I realize this blanket won't last forever. I treasure what time we have together NOW.
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I realize this blanket won't last forever. I treasure what time we have together NOW.
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When they bring back ALF as a gritty cop drama you’ll know we’ve passed the point of no return
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
When they bring back ALF as a gritty cop drama you’ll know we’ve passed the point of no return
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Did Paula Cole ever figure out where all those cowboys went?
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Did Paula Cole ever figure out where all those cowboys went?
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I work to support my laying around habit
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I work to support my laying around habit
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it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby
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*sad velociraptor noises*
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
*sad velociraptor noises*
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Share a bizarre and inexplicable encounter on a desolate road, late one cold November night, and chill?
February 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Share a bizarre and inexplicable encounter on a desolate road, late one cold November night, and chill?
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when I die I’m coming back as a southern gothic character
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
when I die I’m coming back as a southern gothic character
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“Can I come by?”
No.
No.
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
“Can I come by?”
No.
No.
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What A Terrible Night To Have A Curse, Charlie Brown
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
What A Terrible Night To Have A Curse, Charlie Brown
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Looong time ago I worked in a grocery store. I had to wear a white shirt, a bow tie, a green apron, and a name tag with the store's logo. So imagine my surprised when a customer said, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Looong time ago I worked in a grocery store. I had to wear a white shirt, a bow tie, a green apron, and a name tag with the store's logo. So imagine my surprised when a customer said, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.
No, lady. I'm with the Village People and all the good fantasies were already taken.
Sunday thunderstorms when you’re high & watching watching something spooky are the best
February 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Sunday thunderstorms when you’re high & watching watching something spooky are the best
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Please do not leave me alone with your unlocked computer, I will Google "how to commit perfect murder no evidence" as many times as I can before you return.
February 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Please do not leave me alone with your unlocked computer, I will Google "how to commit perfect murder no evidence" as many times as I can before you return.
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smoking on that enchanted forest weed. that faerie jane
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
smoking on that enchanted forest weed. that faerie jane
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just banished (ate) some faithful cheese from the fridge (stupendous)
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
just banished (ate) some faithful cheese from the fridge (stupendous)
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(watching tv): that'd be crazy
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
(watching tv): that'd be crazy
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Just making my fusion signature dish. Cheese AND toast.
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just making my fusion signature dish. Cheese AND toast.
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Making a movie about a ghost chicken called Poultrygeist
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Making a movie about a ghost chicken called Poultrygeist
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A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
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Declaring tomorrow a feral holiday
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Declaring tomorrow a feral holiday
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i'm starting to think you can't trust everything you read on the internet
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i'm starting to think you can't trust everything you read on the internet
Sunday thunderstorms are the best
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Sunday thunderstorms are the best