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Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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*scrolling through the timeline

*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🎬🖤

Directed by Edgar Wright
February 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Why be part of the problem when you could be all of the problem
February 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Monday: *exists*

Me: Why are you doing this to me?
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Me: I'm just here to spread joy.

Also me: *leaves*
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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I guess I should do something....

*keeps scrolling*
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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that humming you hear behind you is the existential dread saying hi
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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You lost me at we should hang out sometime
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Ignoring idiots* from the moment I wake up

*myself
February 16, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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some of you are kind of mean
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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some of you are pretty nice
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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hamburger will never help you
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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I’ll be screaming into the void all night. I already made reservations. Sorry for the inconvenience
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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My emotional support sense of impending doom
February 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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LOL Cool J
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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saving all of my money for my grave hologram
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Just once I'd like to wake up to Kurt Russell pressing a washcloth to my forehead and softly singing songs of the old country
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Get up.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.

ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”
February 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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its wild how combining tiny adorable crimes always produces a cat
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM