Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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The sun didn’t come out tomorrow Annie. Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
February 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The sun didn’t come out tomorrow Annie. Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
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I gesture at everything because *gestures at everything
I consume a concerning amount of cheese because *gestures at everything*
I play D&D because *gestures at everything*
February 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I gesture at everything because *gestures at everything
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having sad and anxious
feelings at the same time
thats called mopeytasking
feelings at the same time
thats called mopeytasking
February 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
having sad and anxious
feelings at the same time
thats called mopeytasking
feelings at the same time
thats called mopeytasking
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*looking at the almost empty container* i am now more peanut butter filled pretzels than woman
February 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
*looking at the almost empty container* i am now more peanut butter filled pretzels than woman
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they should invent a doctor's appointment time that happens exactly when I arrive
February 19, 2026 at 2:02 PM
they should invent a doctor's appointment time that happens exactly when I arrive
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If anyone's hungry I just made 40 devilled eggs. You can't have any, I just wanted you to know.
February 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If anyone's hungry I just made 40 devilled eggs. You can't have any, I just wanted you to know.
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Alexa, pretend I said something funny.
February 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Alexa, pretend I said something funny.
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bro stop attempting the spells in that grimoire you bought at the thrift shop, you keep turning yourself into an ant
February 19, 2026 at 2:40 PM
bro stop attempting the spells in that grimoire you bought at the thrift shop, you keep turning yourself into an ant
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[toni braxton voice]
unnnclench your jawwwww
unnnclench your jawwwww
February 19, 2026 at 4:28 AM
[toni braxton voice]
unnnclench your jawwwww
unnnclench your jawwwww
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If we were meant to be poor, we should have been given more accessory organs to sell
February 19, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If we were meant to be poor, we should have been given more accessory organs to sell
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Oh, the thing under the dusty, blood stained old shroud? I am not sure that was ever alive in the first place.
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Oh, the thing under the dusty, blood stained old shroud? I am not sure that was ever alive in the first place.
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I’m just a man standing in front of the fridge with my hand in a bag of cheese
February 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I’m just a man standing in front of the fridge with my hand in a bag of cheese
The cat’s zoomies included them knocking stuff over & scaring the crap out of me around 3am. Since then I’ve accomplished nothing. Except a little nap.
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The cat’s zoomies included them knocking stuff over & scaring the crap out of me around 3am. Since then I’ve accomplished nothing. Except a little nap.
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Asked to see the secret menu at Old Navy and they showed me a pair of pants with one leg
February 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Asked to see the secret menu at Old Navy and they showed me a pair of pants with one leg
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my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
February 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
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Is there anything more beautiful than a baby’s smile or a briefcase full of cash
February 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Is there anything more beautiful than a baby’s smile or a briefcase full of cash
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I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
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Have you considered making your laugh weirder
February 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Have you considered making your laugh weirder
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Friend: do you wanna play mermaids?
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
July 24, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Friend: do you wanna play mermaids?
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
Me: *excitedly nodding while dragging a sailor overboard*
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I have a teardrop tattoo so everyone knows I’m sad all the time.
February 19, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I have a teardrop tattoo so everyone knows I’m sad all the time.
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Something about being able to do a Donald Duck voice makes middle aged men think that every child they meet is dying for it to be inflicted on them
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Something about being able to do a Donald Duck voice makes middle aged men think that every child they meet is dying for it to be inflicted on them
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Detective: sir, we'd like to interview you about a recent string of hamburger thefts in the area
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
February 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Detective: sir, we'd like to interview you about a recent string of hamburger thefts in the area
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
The Hamburglar: talk to my lawyer
[cut to Grimace holding a briefcase]
My cats are not pleased that I smell like other cats
February 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
My cats are not pleased that I smell like other cats
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Autocorrupt can go to hello.
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Autocorrupt can go to hello.
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if your sock seam is annoying your toes, you're gonna have a bad time
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
if your sock seam is annoying your toes, you're gonna have a bad time