Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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“love is in the air” wrong, pepper spray
February 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
“love is in the air” wrong, pepper spray
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Is there any better feeling than when a dog or cat curls up next to you (or on you) and sighs in total relaxation?
February 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Is there any better feeling than when a dog or cat curls up next to you (or on you) and sighs in total relaxation?
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Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
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Is my cat an idiot for yes press 8
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Is my cat an idiot for yes press 8
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*sipping the juice at the bottom of the clorox wipes container just to feel something*
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
*sipping the juice at the bottom of the clorox wipes container just to feel something*
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I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs but mostly my own bad decisions
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs but mostly my own bad decisions
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Give her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day: A bookshelf with a rolling ladder, a vintage bottle of Château Margaux, a basket of fresh pastries, and a candlelight meal where she can dine on the hearts of all who've wronged her.
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Give her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day: A bookshelf with a rolling ladder, a vintage bottle of Château Margaux, a basket of fresh pastries, and a candlelight meal where she can dine on the hearts of all who've wronged her.
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ME: happy valentine’s day
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ME: happy valentine’s day
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
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a bouquet of curly fries for your one true love
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
a bouquet of curly fries for your one true love
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February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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are people still skipping to my lou
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
are people still skipping to my lou
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So anxious that when I die it'll be paranoid activity
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
So anxious that when I die it'll be paranoid activity
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before email was invented, sometimes you’d get 10-15 pigeons a day with notes about the upcoming “best mattress sale of the year”
January 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
before email was invented, sometimes you’d get 10-15 pigeons a day with notes about the upcoming “best mattress sale of the year”
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every day i wake up to another unholy doppelganger laying next to me in my bed that I have to kill with my bare hands and completely consume
July 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every day i wake up to another unholy doppelganger laying next to me in my bed that I have to kill with my bare hands and completely consume
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"Hello!"
"Um, hi. Are you open?"
"Do you have cheese?"
"Cheese? Um, actually no, but are... Hello? Are you still there? Hello?"
"Um, hi. Are you open?"
"Do you have cheese?"
"Cheese? Um, actually no, but are... Hello? Are you still there? Hello?"
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"Hello!"
"Um, hi. Are you open?"
"Do you have cheese?"
"Cheese? Um, actually no, but are... Hello? Are you still there? Hello?"
"Um, hi. Are you open?"
"Do you have cheese?"
"Cheese? Um, actually no, but are... Hello? Are you still there? Hello?"
It’s important to always be prepared for a long day at work
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It’s important to always be prepared for a long day at work
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people trying to do things last minute on holidays always make me laugh, like, it’s the same day every year
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
people trying to do things last minute on holidays always make me laugh, like, it’s the same day every year
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this bra is oppressing me
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
this bra is oppressing me
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who you are when you like and repost all my posts, that’s the real you
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
who you are when you like and repost all my posts, that’s the real you
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dont fact check me on
this but youre kinda cool
this but youre kinda cool
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
dont fact check me on
this but youre kinda cool
this but youre kinda cool
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Someone said I was likeable so I immediately googled what condition that is a symptom of.
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Someone said I was likeable so I immediately googled what condition that is a symptom of.
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what if i’m AI and i don’t know it
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 AM
what if i’m AI and i don’t know it
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terrifying things happening in my digestive system rn
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
terrifying things happening in my digestive system rn
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.