Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Pinned
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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*scrolling through the timeline
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM
*scrolling through the timeline
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
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Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🎬🖤
Directed by Edgar Wright
Directed by Edgar Wright
February 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🎬🖤
Directed by Edgar Wright
Directed by Edgar Wright
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Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
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Why be part of the problem when you could be all of the problem
February 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Why be part of the problem when you could be all of the problem
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Monday: *exists*
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Monday: *exists*
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
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Me: I'm just here to spread joy.
Also me: *leaves*
Also me: *leaves*
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Me: I'm just here to spread joy.
Also me: *leaves*
Also me: *leaves*
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I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
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that humming you hear behind you is the existential dread saying hi
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
that humming you hear behind you is the existential dread saying hi
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You lost me at we should hang out sometime
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
You lost me at we should hang out sometime
Ignoring idiots* from the moment I wake up
*myself
*myself
February 16, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Ignoring idiots* from the moment I wake up
*myself
*myself
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some of you are kind of mean
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
some of you are kind of mean
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some of you are pretty nice
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
some of you are pretty nice
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hamburger will never help you
pasta will never hurt you
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
hamburger will never help you
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I’ll be screaming into the void all night. I already made reservations. Sorry for the inconvenience
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I’ll be screaming into the void all night. I already made reservations. Sorry for the inconvenience
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Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
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My emotional support sense of impending doom
February 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
My emotional support sense of impending doom
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saving all of my money for my grave hologram
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
saving all of my money for my grave hologram
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Just once I'd like to wake up to Kurt Russell pressing a washcloth to my forehead and softly singing songs of the old country
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Just once I'd like to wake up to Kurt Russell pressing a washcloth to my forehead and softly singing songs of the old country
Get up.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Get up.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
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MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
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hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”
February 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”
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Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
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its wild how combining tiny adorable crimes always produces a cat
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
its wild how combining tiny adorable crimes always produces a cat