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Jenny Doesn’t Know
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I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?

Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Panic! Anywhere really
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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The worst thing about a zombie apocalypse would be their "tastes like chicken" jokes.
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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If you see this, post a rabbit.
February 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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*I'm brutally killed and eaten within seconds of landing my time machine in the Jurassic period*
February 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Look, you can have a tisket 𝘰𝘳 a tasket; not both.
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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playing an epic prank on my surgeon by not waking up after my procedure
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Today’s band name:
Waiting for Pancakes
February 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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forgot to close the bread. kitchen crawling with geese
February 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Cheese in the morning
Cheese in the evening
Cheese at supper time
When cheese is near me, I’m gonna cram it in my face
February 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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This is the third time that person's posts have annoyed me. They are now so muted.
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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I love it when I’m hitchhiking across the desert and a semi carrying ufo parts races by, gently moving my sideburns in the breeze
January 5, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Those humbling moments when you mouth forgets how to eat.
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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I slept like shit and now my day is trash.
- a memoir
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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sniff your cat back today
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I never know what to do with my hands when transcending my physical form
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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today I am house-sitting (sitting in a house)
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Be careful what you wish for, unless you're wishing for something bad to happen.
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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I would like to to wish Bill Pullman a Happy President's Day.
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
You made it to Monday afternoon.

Unclench your jaw.
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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*scrolling through the timeline

*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM