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Jenny Doesn’t Know
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I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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If a man isn’t treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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My last cat was a British humor snob. Flying Circus & Fawlty Towers were perfectly fine, but Benny Hill was "beneath him." What a dick.
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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did everyone forget about caturday due to valentines
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Wonka told Charlie the other children would be fine. But, come on, we're all adults. No one ever saw those kids or their parents again.
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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February 14 -18, 1999:
Stephen King's Storm of the Century premieres on television.
One of his most underrated works ever! Go read the screenplay first!!!
When it gets cold, I watch Stephen King’s Storm of the Century (1999)
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Yup. It was a Saturday.
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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my cat senses when i'm sad and vulnerable then he mugs me
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Giving you a bouquet of organs and bones from various roadkill
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Slaying cupid and giving you his heart on a stick
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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That’s enough adulting for the week
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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You complete me!

~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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bro the turtles were teenagers
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.
December 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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I’d absolutely choose to be Medusa, minus the whole beheading situation.
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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I wanna go out like Yoda, minutes after crawling into bed and leaving behind no body
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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I love the way my house smells whenever I come home after being away all day.
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Once bitten, twice rabies
February 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Strangles you, but with love because it’s Valentine’s Day
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Is there any better feeling than when a dog or cat curls up next to you (or on you) and sighs in total relaxation?
February 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Is my cat an idiot for yes press 8
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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*sipping the juice at the bottom of the clorox wipes container just to feel something*
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs but mostly my own bad decisions
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM