Jenny Doesn’t Know
banner
jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Pinned
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
“love is in the air” wrong, pepper spray
February 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
Is there any better feeling than when a dog or cat curls up next to you (or on you) and sighs in total relaxation?
February 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
Is my cat an idiot for yes press 8
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
*sipping the juice at the bottom of the clorox wipes container just to feel something*
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs but mostly my own bad decisions
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
Give her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day: A bookshelf with a rolling ladder, a vintage bottle of Château Margaux, a basket of fresh pastries, and a candlelight meal where she can dine on the hearts of all who've wronged her.
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
ME: happy valentine’s day

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
a bouquet of curly fries for your one true love
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
this post intentionally left blank
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
are people still skipping to my lou
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
So anxious that when I die it'll be paranoid activity
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
before email was invented, sometimes you’d get 10-15 pigeons a day with notes about the upcoming “best mattress sale of the year”
January 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
every day i wake up to another unholy doppelganger laying next to me in my bed that I have to kill with my bare hands and completely consume
July 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
"Hello!"

"Um, hi. Are you open?"

"Do you have cheese?"

"Cheese? Um, actually no, but are... Hello? Are you still there? Hello?"
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
It’s important to always be prepared for a long day at work
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
people trying to do things last minute on holidays always make me laugh, like, it’s the same day every year
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
this bra is oppressing me
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
who you are when you like and repost all my posts, that’s the real you
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
dont fact check me on
this but youre kinda cool
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
Someone said I was likeable so I immediately googled what condition that is a symptom of.
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
what if i’m AI and i don’t know it
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
terrifying things happening in my digestive system rn
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Jenny Doesn’t Know
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM