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Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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the number of times you knock on a door says a lot about you
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I would pay extra to make select people's phones keep buzzing until they read my text
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Today’s band name:
The Pear Dreamers
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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ⓘ this user does NOT live in your walls and it’s honestly weird that you keep bringing it up
July 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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No animals were harmed during the making of this movie, but we did dress a gerbil up as a magician, which while not technically illegal does seem worth mentioning
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Sitting in my room, eating peanut butter straight from the jar. This particular jar was already in my bedroom.

Guys, I have a bedroom peanut butter
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I’ll always remember 2025 and that one decent day I had
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I gave my cats calming treats. 20 minutes later they’re fighting. 1 star.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The reason I never called you back is because I'm dead
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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[being mauled]

bear: *mauling me*

me: is it berenstein or berenstain
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Any weekend plans?

I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Always wear head to toe green just in case the whole world is a green screen. No one can say you were there. No video proof.
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Fuck you, Folgers there is no “best part of waking up” stop fucking lying
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Sorry about the revenge body (the body I hid in your home that you will never find but will definitely smell).
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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who up hankerin’ for a hunk of cheese
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Get in loser, we got shit to fuck up
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
For whom the beat drops
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Peanut butter is getting in the way of my fitness goals
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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this didn’t age well
at least tomorrow is not monday
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Woke up and chose passive-aggressive. Maybe I can explain that to you when you find the time
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Don't talk to me until I've had
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Experiencing life at several This Bitch's per hour
August 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM