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Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Autocorrupt can go to hello.
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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if your sock seam is annoying your toes, you're gonna have a bad time
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.

Me at home:

Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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The Cheshire cat is hanging out in the night sky again. I saw him smiling at me.
February 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Sorry, I can’t. I have plans to not do that thing.
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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The word "fuck" just really doesn't cut it anymore
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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The cats say I really need to step up and dedicate at least 20 minutes of every hour petting them. "I'm not always home!" I exclaim. Their hearts remain unmoved, their resolve steadfast.
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.
February 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Going by a friend’s house to smoke after work. Look at me being social.
February 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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I think The Onion just subskeeted you.

bsky.app/profile/theo...
February 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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I once had to explain to a customer who was complaining about the store being dark...that it closed 10 minutes ago along with the registers.
February 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Play all my favorite DVD menu screens at my funeral
February 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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she said it's over because I'm "emotionally unavailable" but we both know the real reason is my vestigial tail
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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I named my puppy Kurt Cobain. He knows sit, shake, roll over, and come as you are
February 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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can I help you
February 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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I feel an Arrested Development marathon coming on.
February 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*
December 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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It’s my party and I’ll emit a high-pitched tone only dogs can hear if I want to
February 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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they should invent a cost of living that goes down
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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“what do your tattoos mean?”
that i’m hot as fuck, thanks for asking
February 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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𝘒𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘖𝘶𝘵 is my favorite film about setting the dinner table.
February 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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been a long time since I stapled some papers together, wonder if I still have what it takes
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I had to explain to a man that yes, we are open. The sign is on. The lights are on. I’m standing here. You’re in the store.

I wish I was joking.
February 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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They should have created a Jurassic Park movie in which all the dinosaurs died and the park's haunted by their ghosts. Could've been a Ghostbusters crossover.
"We ain't afraid of no ghosts..but dinosaur ghosts? Aw...hell no"
February 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM