Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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some of you are kind of mean
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
some of you are kind of mean
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some of you are pretty nice
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
some of you are pretty nice
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hamburger will never help you
pasta will never hurt you
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
hamburger will never help you
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I’ll be screaming into the void all night. I already made reservations. Sorry for the inconvenience
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I’ll be screaming into the void all night. I already made reservations. Sorry for the inconvenience
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Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
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My emotional support sense of impending doom
February 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
My emotional support sense of impending doom
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saving all of my money for my grave hologram
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
saving all of my money for my grave hologram
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Just once I'd like to wake up to Kurt Russell pressing a washcloth to my forehead and softly singing songs of the old country
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Just once I'd like to wake up to Kurt Russell pressing a washcloth to my forehead and softly singing songs of the old country
Get up.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Get up.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
Got to the kitchen.
Grab a spoon.
Eat straight from a jar of peanut butter.
Mission accomplished.
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MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
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hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”
February 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”
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Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
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its wild how combining tiny adorable crimes always produces a cat
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
its wild how combining tiny adorable crimes always produces a cat
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learned the hard way not to hokey pokey anywhere
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
learned the hard way not to hokey pokey anywhere
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I just really wasn't prepared for everything to be this stupid.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I just really wasn't prepared for everything to be this stupid.
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If rage burned calories, I'd be shredded
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If rage burned calories, I'd be shredded
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freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
freed my mind yet the rest didn’t follow
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anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 96 times a day or is it just me
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 96 times a day or is it just me
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pasta will never hurt you
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
pasta will never hurt you
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
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Jeez, bring my pet kraken to the dog park ONE TIME…
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Jeez, bring my pet kraken to the dog park ONE TIME…
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guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar