Megs
@lv29ninetails.bsky.social
I don’t know what I’m doing 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
I need someone to take a blue chew and rock my shit all night long 😉
February 20, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I need someone to take a blue chew and rock my shit all night long 😉
Calling handjobs beef jerkies from now on and you can't stop me
February 20, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Calling handjobs beef jerkies from now on and you can't stop me
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Glowing, but in a "radiation poisoning" kind of way
February 20, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Glowing, but in a "radiation poisoning" kind of way
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Unstable but in cute way
February 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Unstable but in cute way
I’m sorry, I roasted you I was trying to flirt.
February 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I’m sorry, I roasted you I was trying to flirt.
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No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
Will things ever be fergalicious again.
February 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Will things ever be fergalicious again.
Throwback Thursday to a few weeks ago when I took this photo
February 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Throwback Thursday to a few weeks ago when I took this photo
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My biggest turn on it a man who fixes problems, not causes them
February 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My biggest turn on it a man who fixes problems, not causes them
On a scale of 1-10.
I am a 2
I am a 2
February 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
On a scale of 1-10.
I am a 2
I am a 2
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god i can’t wait to get home and take my pants off
February 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
god i can’t wait to get home and take my pants off
Me: places tip on table
Waitor: "sir, please put your dick away this is a chilis”
Waitor: "sir, please put your dick away this is a chilis”
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Me: places tip on table
Waitor: "sir, please put your dick away this is a chilis”
Waitor: "sir, please put your dick away this is a chilis”
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idk if i need to shotgun a redbull, do a shot, or get shot in in the face with a shotgun but its something with a shot
February 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
idk if i need to shotgun a redbull, do a shot, or get shot in in the face with a shotgun but its something with a shot
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Pizza is going to make everything better today.
February 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Pizza is going to make everything better today.
Can’t. I’m trimming my pubes
can’t. I’m washing my hair
cant. wait, what were we talking about
February 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can’t. I’m trimming my pubes
Apartment fire was not on my 2026 bingo list….
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Apartment fire was not on my 2026 bingo list….
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I don’t crash out I gracefully detonate
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I don’t crash out I gracefully detonate
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It's nail day which means I will choose four designs, send them to the group chat then ultimately decide to choose none of them and instead panic pick something 5 minutes before my appointment
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
It's nail day which means I will choose four designs, send them to the group chat then ultimately decide to choose none of them and instead panic pick something 5 minutes before my appointment
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Happy Valentine’s Day or whatever
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day or whatever
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The only sport I like is…
Tonsil hockey 😉
Tonsil hockey 😉
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The only sport I like is…
Tonsil hockey 😉
Tonsil hockey 😉
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He holds the key to my heart*
*chasity belt
*chasity belt
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
He holds the key to my heart*
*chasity belt
*chasity belt
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*screams into the void*
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
*screams into the void*
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Them: what’s new?
Me: jack shit
Me: jack shit
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Them: what’s new?
Me: jack shit
Me: jack shit
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I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 screenshots I’ll never look at again
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 screenshots I’ll never look at again