Goose
@augustagoose.bsky.social
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
NGL: ngl.link/justasillygoose
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
NGL: ngl.link/justasillygoose
Pinned
If future archaeologists find my phone, they will rightly conclude that I am in a cat cult.
GIF that pops up when I type my name
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
GIF that pops up when I type my name
It hits so hard, I wanna pin your post.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It hits so hard, I wanna pin your post.
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The spoon is the most erotic of all the dining utensils
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The spoon is the most erotic of all the dining utensils
It’s cold out! Post someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s cold out! Post someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
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I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
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Your daily fortune:
There’s no such thing as good or bad luck. There is only hard work, preparation, gremlin trouble, and witch curses.
There’s no such thing as good or bad luck. There is only hard work, preparation, gremlin trouble, and witch curses.
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Your daily fortune:
There’s no such thing as good or bad luck. There is only hard work, preparation, gremlin trouble, and witch curses.
There’s no such thing as good or bad luck. There is only hard work, preparation, gremlin trouble, and witch curses.
If you see this share a western Vid or GIF
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you see this share a western Vid or GIF
There are 4 types of guys online.
No exceptions.
No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There are 4 types of guys online.
No exceptions.
No exceptions.
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I really racked up the miles on my Fitbit when I retraced my steps to see where I left my sanity.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I really racked up the miles on my Fitbit when I retraced my steps to see where I left my sanity.
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Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
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I like cute ducks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny…
Baby Got Quack
Baby Got Quack
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I like cute ducks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny…
Baby Got Quack
Baby Got Quack
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Boundaries are for dumbasses - according to my cats.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Boundaries are for dumbasses - according to my cats.
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Me and the wife take turns dressing like this and taunting the Amazon delivery people with name calling or stuff like, “go away, we’ve already got one!”
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me and the wife take turns dressing like this and taunting the Amazon delivery people with name calling or stuff like, “go away, we’ve already got one!”
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Erin is why I internet
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Erin is why I internet
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"Your hair looks nice, did you do something to it?"
"Washed it."
"Washed it."
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Your hair looks nice, did you do something to it?"
"Washed it."
"Washed it."
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a tomato, asking it to be a cheeseburger.
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a bulldog, asking for my shoe back.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a tomato, asking it to be a cheeseburger.
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Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
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If cheese isn’t a love language then I don’t believe in love.
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If cheese isn’t a love language then I don’t believe in love.
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be the ouroboros you want to see in the world
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
be the ouroboros you want to see in the world
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i like my women how i like my winters, cold, dark and unpredictable
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i like my women how i like my winters, cold, dark and unpredictable
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A mind so chaotic the world seems normal.
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A mind so chaotic the world seems normal.