New Year, Same Goose
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Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
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Back to the regularly schedule horrors.
Why isn’t misgiving the opposite of mistaking?
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Why isn’t misgiving the opposite of mistaking?
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drafts: yesterday’s posts, today
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
drafts: yesterday’s posts, today
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The loser in me recognizes the loser in you. Namaste.
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The loser in me recognizes the loser in you. Namaste.
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I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
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Every day I learn that I know so much less than what I would like to and more than I care for.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Every day I learn that I know so much less than what I would like to and more than I care for.
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"One of these things is not like the others," I sing to myself as I pair socks.
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
"One of these things is not like the others," I sing to myself as I pair socks.
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them: pick your poison
me: a big butt and a smile
me: a big butt and a smile
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
them: pick your poison
me: a big butt and a smile
me: a big butt and a smile
Me entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Me entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
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Hey (with the intention of running away with you to the forest and living underground)
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Hey (with the intention of running away with you to the forest and living underground)
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Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Me:
- Edgar Allan Poe
Me:
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Me:
- Edgar Allan Poe
Me:
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Ima gonna, you know, yeah
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ima gonna, you know, yeah
Back to the regularly schedule horrors.
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Back to the regularly schedule horrors.
I got spicy in the backgammon tournament today! 🎲🔥
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I got spicy in the backgammon tournament today! 🎲🔥
Feels like a Sudnesonday
Feels like a Saursnesday
Feels like a Fruesurday
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Feels like a Sudnesonday
It’s really quite nice in my head….
Until it isn’t.
Until it isn’t.
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It’s really quite nice in my head….
Until it isn’t.
Until it isn’t.
I’m going back to bed, this shit can’t be for realsies.
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I’m going back to bed, this shit can’t be for realsies.
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New Research Finds That Coffee Is the Most Important Meal of the Day
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
New Research Finds That Coffee Is the Most Important Meal of the Day
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I'm filtering the news through you guys.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'm filtering the news through you guys.
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Woke up in a timeless void of, uh, timelessness again
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Woke up in a timeless void of, uh, timelessness again
Feels like a Saursnesday
Feels like a Fruesurday
Feels like a Thuesunesday.
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Feels like a Saursnesday
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A failure to communicate? I’ll take two, please.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
A failure to communicate? I’ll take two, please.
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The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
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Let me say sweet things to you, mfer
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Let me say sweet things to you, mfer
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if at first you don’t succeed, settle down and take a nap. you gave it your best shot champ
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
if at first you don’t succeed, settle down and take a nap. you gave it your best shot champ
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Good concept, poor execution
* my life
* my life
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Good concept, poor execution
* my life
* my life