Goose
@augustagoose.bsky.social
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Pinned
Just imagine what I’m NOT posting.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Does the Range Rover convertible look more like a Kia or a Geo?
#wtfiswrongwithrichpeople
#wtfiswrongwithrichpeople
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Does the Range Rover convertible look more like a Kia or a Geo?
#wtfiswrongwithrichpeople
#wtfiswrongwithrichpeople
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Why are you like this, Steve!?
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Why are you like this, Steve!?
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They should put Mickey Mouse hands on the doomsday clock to give the end of the world some much-needed whimsy
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 AM
They should put Mickey Mouse hands on the doomsday clock to give the end of the world some much-needed whimsy
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"for the answer, we need to go back to ancient Rome"
- every question ever
- every question ever
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"for the answer, we need to go back to ancient Rome"
- every question ever
- every question ever
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i got out of bed and no one applauded. tough crowd.
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i got out of bed and no one applauded. tough crowd.
If no one has told you recently, you are delightful ❤️
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 PM
If no one has told you recently, you are delightful ❤️
What’s your favorite Girl Scout cookie?
Hint: the best answer is Thin Mints
Hint: the best answer is Thin Mints
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
What’s your favorite Girl Scout cookie?
Hint: the best answer is Thin Mints
Hint: the best answer is Thin Mints
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the most interesting man in the world commercials just using chuck norris jokes
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
the most interesting man in the world commercials just using chuck norris jokes
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Must...appear...functional
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Must...appear...functional
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The queen of procrastination? Aww thank you, I’m flattered.
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The queen of procrastination? Aww thank you, I’m flattered.
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Not awake, not asleep, but a secretly annoying third thing
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Not awake, not asleep, but a secretly annoying third thing
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Changing my name to something that changes direction halfway like joemantha
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Changing my name to something that changes direction halfway like joemantha
Maybe someone needs to hear this.
It’s ok to not feel ok.
You are not alone.
It’s ok to feel fear and still act with courage.
You deserve love and gentleness.
Whatever your pace is, it’s perfect.
Your light is brighter than you realize.
Don’t forget to breathe.
Schmoops ❤️
It’s ok to not feel ok.
You are not alone.
It’s ok to feel fear and still act with courage.
You deserve love and gentleness.
Whatever your pace is, it’s perfect.
Your light is brighter than you realize.
Don’t forget to breathe.
Schmoops ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Maybe someone needs to hear this.
It’s ok to not feel ok.
You are not alone.
It’s ok to feel fear and still act with courage.
You deserve love and gentleness.
Whatever your pace is, it’s perfect.
Your light is brighter than you realize.
Don’t forget to breathe.
Schmoops ❤️
It’s ok to not feel ok.
You are not alone.
It’s ok to feel fear and still act with courage.
You deserve love and gentleness.
Whatever your pace is, it’s perfect.
Your light is brighter than you realize.
Don’t forget to breathe.
Schmoops ❤️
Maybe if I shake the portable magic box, my little friends inside will wake up
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Maybe if I shake the portable magic box, my little friends inside will wake up
Post 4 characters to show off how you portray yourself online
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Post 4 characters to show off how you portray yourself online
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I need to decide if I’m going to buy one pop-up sauna at costco or 200 hot dogs, also at costco
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I need to decide if I’m going to buy one pop-up sauna at costco or 200 hot dogs, also at costco
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The aesthetics are beautiful but who the fuck are you
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The aesthetics are beautiful but who the fuck are you
I need some combobulating.
January 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I need some combobulating.
You're cordially invited to the Bluesky Pity Party. Wear something black.
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You're cordially invited to the Bluesky Pity Party. Wear something black.
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We need a group cry.
January 25, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We need a group cry.
Saturday night plans:
I think I’ll scream into the void so that I don’t scream onto the internet
I think I’ll scream into the void so that I don’t scream onto the internet
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Saturday night plans:
I think I’ll scream into the void so that I don’t scream onto the internet
I think I’ll scream into the void so that I don’t scream onto the internet
This is the winter of our dystopia.
This is the winter of our disassociation.
This is the winter of our discombobulation.
January 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This is the winter of our dystopia.
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Fucking lying liars fucking lying again.
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Fucking lying liars fucking lying again.
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