Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
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Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
· Jul 19
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
everything is a crisis if you think about it in the shower enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
everything is a crisis if you think about it in the shower enough
everything is existential if you lie awake at 3am enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
everything is existential if you lie awake at 3am enough
everything is a weapon if you have siblings enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
everything is a weapon if you have siblings enough
everything is cardio if you forget your keys enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
everything is cardio if you forget your keys enough
everything is a snack if you ignore the warning label enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
everything is a snack if you ignore the warning label enough
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The years: *start coming*
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
Me: great
The years: *don’t stop coming*
Me: oh no
The years: *stop coming*
Me: OH NO
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ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
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This weekend my friend is going to ride his bike over 10 miles to my house for "exercise."
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This weekend my friend is going to ride his bike over 10 miles to my house for "exercise."
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
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Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
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Sometimes I post a risky banger and delete after just one person likes it. Just a little treat for that one random person. Just a little secret between us.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Sometimes I post a risky banger and delete after just one person likes it. Just a little treat for that one random person. Just a little secret between us.
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You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
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For the astronomers: I found an accretion disk diagram cheese. A quesar.
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
For the astronomers: I found an accretion disk diagram cheese. A quesar.
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if you forget the 21st letter of the greek alphabet, that's a phi gap.
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
if you forget the 21st letter of the greek alphabet, that's a phi gap.
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Worst thing about waking up from a night of drinking and finding all your possessions thrown out at the curb?
Remembering you live alone.
Remembering you live alone.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Worst thing about waking up from a night of drinking and finding all your possessions thrown out at the curb?
Remembering you live alone.
Remembering you live alone.
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Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
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you're not an adult when you're 18.
you're not an adult when you're 21.
you're not an adult in your thirties, even.
nobody has ever been an adult.
you're not an adult when you're 21.
you're not an adult in your thirties, even.
nobody has ever been an adult.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
you're not an adult when you're 18.
you're not an adult when you're 21.
you're not an adult in your thirties, even.
nobody has ever been an adult.
you're not an adult when you're 21.
you're not an adult in your thirties, even.
nobody has ever been an adult.
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I'm sorry I referred to my prostate as buried treasure
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm sorry I referred to my prostate as buried treasure
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I am "so metal" in the sense that i'm rusty and prone to dissolving in acid
September 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I am "so metal" in the sense that i'm rusty and prone to dissolving in acid
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Washing instructions are stupid. You're going in the washing machine and you're gonna deal with it.
September 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Washing instructions are stupid. You're going in the washing machine and you're gonna deal with it.
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Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.
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I feel like i must have been bitten by a radioactive old man
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I feel like i must have been bitten by a radioactive old man