Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
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Tripped over seven’s new wrestling dummy and hit the floor. I turned to seven and said “Wow! He’s really good!”
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Tripped over seven’s new wrestling dummy and hit the floor. I turned to seven and said “Wow! He’s really good!”
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*stays up late*
*still wakes up at the butt crack of dawn*
*curses her own existence*
*makes coffee*
*still wakes up at the butt crack of dawn*
*curses her own existence*
*makes coffee*
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
*stays up late*
*still wakes up at the butt crack of dawn*
*curses her own existence*
*makes coffee*
*still wakes up at the butt crack of dawn*
*curses her own existence*
*makes coffee*
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My heart is beating so much better now that I stopped letting you break it.
December 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My heart is beating so much better now that I stopped letting you break it.
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No one’s happier about the penny being dropped than the owners of wishing wells.
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
No one’s happier about the penny being dropped than the owners of wishing wells.
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Ouch.
~a declaration
~a declaration
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ouch.
~a declaration
~a declaration
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Me: Well, I guess it could have been worse but it could also have been a fuckload better. Let's just go our separate ways without another word.
2025:
2025:
December 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Me: Well, I guess it could have been worse but it could also have been a fuckload better. Let's just go our separate ways without another word.
2025:
2025:
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(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
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I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
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living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
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When you view the world with love in your heart, your whole world changes.
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When you view the world with love in your heart, your whole world changes.
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I started my new year’s resolution 4 days early because I’m not beholden to some asshole’s calendar.
I mean, I am but I’m working on it.
I mean, I am but I’m working on it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I started my new year’s resolution 4 days early because I’m not beholden to some asshole’s calendar.
I mean, I am but I’m working on it.
I mean, I am but I’m working on it.
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It’s messed up how much smut there is involving the Ninja Turtles considering they’re TEENAGERS.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It’s messed up how much smut there is involving the Ninja Turtles considering they’re TEENAGERS.
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A waterboarding with a double double coffee would fix me
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A waterboarding with a double double coffee would fix me
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You didn’t know how much you’d love seeing a kitten yawn until now.
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You didn’t know how much you’d love seeing a kitten yawn until now.
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I recently discovered I have a random blonde hair growing directly outta the center of my forehead head so yes actually I am a unicorn
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I recently discovered I have a random blonde hair growing directly outta the center of my forehead head so yes actually I am a unicorn
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If I can’t watch movies with my head in your lap then what are we even doing?!?
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If I can’t watch movies with my head in your lap then what are we even doing?!?
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Jean-Michel Coriou
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Jean-Michel Coriou
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Think I'm gonna grow out may favorite chin hair for the new year. Maybe dye it a fun color too.
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Think I'm gonna grow out may favorite chin hair for the new year. Maybe dye it a fun color too.
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Though he was no sponge, he remained aloofah haha I'm not even sorry haha
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Though he was no sponge, he remained aloofah haha I'm not even sorry haha
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if you have a small hound dog mutt that's an everything beagle
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if you have a small hound dog mutt that's an everything beagle
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I’ve got to stop telling my dog my problems. She’s starting to give me the same disappointed look as my mom.
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’ve got to stop telling my dog my problems. She’s starting to give me the same disappointed look as my mom.
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Fingers are cold, can I warm them in one your holes?
Oh don’t look at me like that.
Oh don’t look at me like that.
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Fingers are cold, can I warm them in one your holes?
Oh don’t look at me like that.
Oh don’t look at me like that.
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You don't know me but I write all the dialogue for stuck in a dryer porn
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You don't know me but I write all the dialogue for stuck in a dryer porn
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I don't know if SpongeBob's absorbency controversy has been addressed enough for me.
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don't know if SpongeBob's absorbency controversy has been addressed enough for me.
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These days the word kinky is more descriptive of my neck and back than my sexual exploits.
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
These days the word kinky is more descriptive of my neck and back than my sexual exploits.