Daisy
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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
· Mar 19
My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.
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Might just fuck around and have a great 2026. I hope you do as well.
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Might just fuck around and have a great 2026. I hope you do as well.
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random drunk chick at the bar “what time does the ball drop?”
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
random drunk chick at the bar “what time does the ball drop?”
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The NDA has expired so I can finally talk about it. In the late 1990s I pitched my idea to Taco Bell for a commercial where Bonnie Raitt would be playing guitar and singing while standing in the back of a convertible going through the drive-thru while singing “Let’s go get something from Taco Bell.”
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The NDA has expired so I can finally talk about it. In the late 1990s I pitched my idea to Taco Bell for a commercial where Bonnie Raitt would be playing guitar and singing while standing in the back of a convertible going through the drive-thru while singing “Let’s go get something from Taco Bell.”
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What doesn’t kill you makes you absolutely insufferable
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
What doesn’t kill you makes you absolutely insufferable
Happy new year to everyone except you assholes that unfollowed me because someone told you to, you missed out on stickers and hugs
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Happy new year to everyone except you assholes that unfollowed me because someone told you to, you missed out on stickers and hugs
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She absolutely is and if this is from a creeper I'm gonna be so mad at myself for sharing.
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January 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
She absolutely is and if this is from a creeper I'm gonna be so mad at myself for sharing.
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circling the drain of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
circling the drain of 2025
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you call those tetons grand?
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
you call those tetons grand?
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the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex
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Darkness comes for everyone. Practice finding the light within yourself.
December 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Darkness comes for everyone. Practice finding the light within yourself.
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I'm tired of things costing money, I need things to cost cat hair
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm tired of things costing money, I need things to cost cat hair
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some of you never mixed up jason priestley and luke perry before and it shows
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
some of you never mixed up jason priestley and luke perry before and it shows
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[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*
December 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*
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If I slide in those dms, I'll know not to drink while high anymore.
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If I slide in those dms, I'll know not to drink while high anymore.
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sorry i sighed when I came
December 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
sorry i sighed when I came
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It seems like only yesterday that I dreaded staying up till midnight to pretend i give a fuck about the new year
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It seems like only yesterday that I dreaded staying up till midnight to pretend i give a fuck about the new year
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My faith in humanity is agnostic
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My faith in humanity is agnostic
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I just wanna be a magnet on your fridge and watch you eat string cheese at 3am
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I just wanna be a magnet on your fridge and watch you eat string cheese at 3am
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never thought about who i was kissing at midnight because ive been making out with your profile dolls for months.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
never thought about who i was kissing at midnight because ive been making out with your profile dolls for months.
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just burned another frozen pizza who wants me
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
just burned another frozen pizza who wants me
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later I shall play the music of my people (living in my head)
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
later I shall play the music of my people (living in my head)
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Me: This looks like a problem for the next guy, heh
Also me, the next guy: Goddamnit, I live with jerks
Also me, the next guy: Goddamnit, I live with jerks
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me: This looks like a problem for the next guy, heh
Also me, the next guy: Goddamnit, I live with jerks
Also me, the next guy: Goddamnit, I live with jerks
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what else can I eat around here…
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
what else can I eat around here…