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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Sep 26
My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.
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ashhull.bsky.social
If your crush isn't here today they're married.. Happy Valentines Day.
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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srslymagenta.bsky.social
What if the universe wanted to tell US all how much it loves us, and it happened today? 💖
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
This is my Caturday skeet on valentine’s day ❤️🖤❤️🖤
“Friendly” black cat welcoming you to the “Hissing Booth,” for 25 cents. (wooden booth, red background, with letters and hearts painted in red and pink)
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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hyde85.bsky.social
I sighed about it and decided I don't want to feel things anymore.
August 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
I’m already a mess but I’d be completely lost without all of you
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
(holding the door wide open for the cat)

cat: i’m escaping!!
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
i wish someone would put their p in my v day
February 14, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
i would have queefed my valentine a love song but they blocked me before i could
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
so apparently reminding you of your mom makes me undateable
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
tossing my thoughts into a blender to make you an unhinged smoothie
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
alright fellas get out there and eat some pussy
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
My big natural venom sacs
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
hard to believe that steakhouses serve filets of those little yellow dudes from despicable me. delicious though.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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theselittlemusings.bsky.social
Happy Valentine’s. I hope you get flowers and railed tonight
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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michelleroy78.bsky.social
I really don't care what anyone thinks about me.
Except dogs. I want dogs to like me.
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
ugh, i could use a hug
February 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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kellalena.bsky.social
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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monotoes.bsky.social
Some days it really feels like I have no friends at all
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
based on the way lifes gone, if id been born a guy, id have a small dick. but id touch it a lot.
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Fanfuckingtastic.
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
We're all traumatized by something it's how we juggle the feelings and anger is what matters..
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
dinner mints: whats my name

me: ok, last time. andes

mints: deez nutz!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
got surprised with an early valentine’s present this morning. it was nothing. which is also what i get every valentine’s.
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 AM