Pinned
May all your holes find glory this holiday season
Meditated so hard I reached the hospice state
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Meditated so hard I reached the hospice state
Don't ever disrespect the swag of a sweet potato to me ever again
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Don't ever disrespect the swag of a sweet potato to me ever again
Using a baguette to reach the snacks that are too high up to reach in the cupboard
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Using a baguette to reach the snacks that are too high up to reach in the cupboard
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I hate the sound of something being explained to me
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I hate the sound of something being explained to me
Might fuck around and go to bed, damn
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Might fuck around and go to bed, damn
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vegans just eat hamburger hindrance
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
vegans just eat hamburger hindrance
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you’re either party rocking with me or party rocking against me
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
you’re either party rocking with me or party rocking against me
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november is so respectful of tree nut allergies
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
november is so respectful of tree nut allergies
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Bold move approaching and speaking to a woman who is eating pasta out of her hand over the sink
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Bold move approaching and speaking to a woman who is eating pasta out of her hand over the sink
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Please don’t be rational when I’m trying to hate on everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Please don’t be rational when I’m trying to hate on everyone.
I hope i reincarnate into this life next
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I hope i reincarnate into this life next
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Me: *is sentimental for 5 minutes*
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me: *is sentimental for 5 minutes*
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
Clowning around with my OSHA approved safety clown shoes on
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Clowning around with my OSHA approved safety clown shoes on
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ill circle back to you my dog says as she susses out the best spot to lay down
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ill circle back to you my dog says as she susses out the best spot to lay down
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Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
Apparently I took too long to come back into the first grade classroom since they all asked if I had to go poop
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Apparently I took too long to come back into the first grade classroom since they all asked if I had to go poop
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you're at work, not doing work, farting around on bluesky, I see you and am proud of you
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
you're at work, not doing work, farting around on bluesky, I see you and am proud of you
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Ruminating, just to feel something
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ruminating, just to feel something
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i put my big boy pants on just like everyone else, under the guidance and supervision of my loved ones
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i put my big boy pants on just like everyone else, under the guidance and supervision of my loved ones
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woke up still so furious that during my morning run i stopped to pop some car tires with my teeth
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
woke up still so furious that during my morning run i stopped to pop some car tires with my teeth
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posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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Presumably all the good deals with the devil have been snapped up at this point.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Presumably all the good deals with the devil have been snapped up at this point.
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Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)